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I generally use a beach towel, but every once in a

while I'll use holiday printed face towels. If I know

intercourse will occur I have the towels waiting on

my dresser. She wipes herself.

 

Tell me about yours...

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Well do you want me to up your pimp skills? are you in a relationship or not? are these just random girls??

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well lets just make believe you want to impress someone.

 

I say if its the first time your inouting with someone, maybe instead of having her just do the "wipe" you could take a quick shower together? Depending on how comfortable you both are though. It could be quick, it could be 15 mintues long. Maybe some girls are shy and dont wanna clean her self up while you're walking around the room trying to find your socks and boxers.

 

If you must use the sex rag.. and we're assuming your trying to impress someone still.. why not dish out the extra 10 dollars and get some soft luxurious towels. Nothing sucks more im sure than wiping your cooch with some stiff ass old raggity towel. And don't get white, or black... no no no.. get something like tan, or marroon. I say it should be in your restroom too. Don't have it on your dresser like you were planning on fucking her! no no no. After your done go be a gentlemen and walk to your rest room and hand it to her. have some damn class. get her a bottled water too.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*These do not apply to sluts you do not plan on sexing in the future or ghetto ass tricks that dont really give a fuck about romance or you being sweet.

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how long have you two been together?

 

leaving it on the dresser is okay since shes your lady and all. im sure she wont mind!

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HAPPY 8TH MONTH-ANNIVERSARY.......!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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fuck a sex rag it's called baby wipes you maroon.

 

 

seriously though

it's way smoover to have a container of luvs sitting next to the bed and you can just reach down and get yourself one, and give her one and go to sleep

 

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gyeah..get sum wet ones for your wet one

and take em along if you need em in the car,

ha!

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I think the proper term is a "Batch Rag"... at least that's what we call it around here.

 

And !@#$% is SO on point.

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i just jiz on her face and throw the peace sign on the way out of the door.

 

haha, a friend of mine told me a story. his lady was giving him dome, and before she started she said "your going to tell me before you cum right?" so hes like "sure,sure" the times comes around and he just blows a fat wad in her mouht. she runs to the bathroom, comes back and he,s layin on his side. she sits down next to him and says" i thought you were going to tell me when-" and he turns and looks and puts one finger to his mouth and says "shhhh...im tired." rolls over and goes back to sleep.

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i dont think im a fan of the wet wipes! i tried it once (not as a sex rag, but while using the rest room) and it leaves me feeling wet. i think a wet wipe followed by a towel would be nice though... clean then dry !

 

wow we are opening up today

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baby wipes are the most decadent toilet paper, one step away from a bidet

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/\/\ unfortunatly nothing. the same as she is getting me.

 

I use to get her things but she never showed apprecation. I got her a huge spa

package for mothers day and some framed pictures. I'm actually going to have

a big talk with her tonight, and I don't see it ending well.

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i don't think we do 'sex rags' in Australia. It must be a faggot thing. I'll have to check up on this though, just in case nobody told me the ettiquete. I personally think it would be pretty rude to lay some towel down on the love zone, as in you were anticipating birthing a cow on your bed.

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