Gunm Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 ....when you think it's funny to throw a full cocktail up and into a packed house watching a crappy swing band play. Even more so when the container was glass. But hey, i made $20 by doing it. I hope no one got their scalp cut open. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 Throwing stuff in clubs is the best fun ever. Flicking cigarette butts behind and over your head, throwing (plastic} pint glasses with just a bit left in them, chairs. Ahh the memories. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 i like to throw my voice yEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 Tear da club up, nigga, tear da club up Tear da club up, nigga, tear da club up Tear da club up, nigga, tear da club up Tear da club up, nigga, tear da club up Tear da club up, nigga, tear da club up Tear da club up, nigga, tear da club up Tear da club up, nigga, tear da club up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 ....when you think it's funny to throw a full cocktail up and into a packed house watching a crappy swing band play. Even more so when the container was glass. But hey, i made $20 by doing it. I hope no one got their scalp cut open. See if you go to more seeder bars that play nothing but GG Allen its looked down if you dont throw glass containers in the air, at people, at that hot girl with the big mohawk. You need to change your venue my friend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny ballbags Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 they are also rather unappriciative when said beverage "accidentally" spills on their dome when you are "thrown off balance" by their efforts to remove you from their establishment.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 They also get mad when you happen to have people bigger then them in your crew. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 yo just bring a tazer with you next time man when the bouncer steps up taze his ass and go back to throwing shit trust me it works. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coffeedependency Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 a swing band? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted May 15, 2006 Author Share Posted May 15, 2006 Me and my buddy just crouched low and ducked out through the crowd. We got out of Slims, ran across the street and hopped in a cab. I love being a menace but i am getting too old to be pulling stuff like this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted May 15, 2006 Author Share Posted May 15, 2006 a swing band? shit, swing, big band rockabilly bullshit.......... We got comped tickets by some girl across the street at a bar because her friends didn't show up. I can't stand bands where people wear "big red bad voodoo daddy look-at-me-i'm-playing-a-brass-instrument" look. the people in the crowd were even worse. ---------->Lens doesn't like ska, big band, rockabilly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 you should just have your chinese gf teach you how to throw stars Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted May 15, 2006 Author Share Posted May 15, 2006 ^^^ she's been my ex now for almost 2 months now dude I've been playing the field for a quick minute now.....where have you been? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 shit, swing, big band rockabilly bullshit.......... We got comped tickets by some girl across the street at a bar because her friends didn't show up. I can't stand bands where people wear "big red bad voodoo daddy look-at-me-i'm-playing-a-brass-instrument" look. the people in the crowd were even worse. ---------->Lens doesn't like ska, big band, rockabilly Was it Pompadore city? I was at a show/birthday party like that once, was for a tattoo artist friend of mine. Fucking greasers and poodle skirts everywhere, felt like I was in Grease 3 or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grim540 Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 i hate bouncers that only "bounce" because they are jucing meat-heads that are looking for a fight, thats why 12 years of baseball makes it possible for me to land a PBR tall boy right in between the fuckers eyes from across the club.... good thing I can run fast too... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 i hate bouncers that only "bounce" because they are jucing meat-heads that are looking for a fight, thats why 12 years of baseball makes it possible for me to land a PBR tall boy right in between the fuckers eyes from across the club.... good thing I can run fast too... Same reason why I run every morning A. Run away from cops B. Run away from big dudes I just sucker punched. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fondles Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 ....when you think it's funny to throw a full cocktail up and into a packed house watching a crappy swing band play. Even more so when the container was glass. But hey, i made $20 by doing it. I hope no one got their scalp cut open. GANGSTA SON, GANGSTA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted May 15, 2006 Author Share Posted May 15, 2006 Was it Pompadore city? I was at a show/birthday party like that once' date=' was for a tattoo artist friend of mine. Fucking greasers and poodle skirts everywhere, felt like I was in Grease 3 or something.[/quote'] i think those pompadores stupid...and yeah, there were more than a few makes me wonder if a baseball bat would bounce of'em Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ego maniac Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 Me and my buddy just crouched low and ducked out through the crowd. We got out of Slims, ran across the street and hopped in a cab. I love being a menace but i am getting too old to be pulling stuff like this wow man.... yer realllly livin on the edge.... :rolleyes: tardo's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PushbuttonWarfare Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 So you pulled a chump move, slinked out like a little bitch and then bragged about it on the internet? Fucking man up dude, you suck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted May 15, 2006 Author Share Posted May 15, 2006 So you pulled a chump move' date=' slinked out like a little bitch and then bragged about it on the internet? Fucking man up dude, you suck.[/quote'] I wouldn't say i'm bragging about it....just a statement of fact. you're just jealous you didn't think of it first Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 pwnzor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PushbuttonWarfare Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 Nah dude, I just think its weak if you're too soft to handle your scandal. If you want to get ignorant like the big boys do, next time stand there ready for business when the thick necks come 'round. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B_As_In_Bot Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 Throwing stuff in clubs is the best fun ever. Flicking cigarette butts behind and over your head, throwing (plastic} pint glasses with just a bit left in them, chairs. Ahh the memories. Im sure its all fun and games until your cig butt finds its way in some angry fool's face.. Good way to end up on the ground..:rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ego maniac Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 Nah dude' date=' I just think its weak if you're too soft to handle your scandal. If you want to get ignorant like the big boys do, next time stand there ready for business when the thick necks come 'round.[/quote'] nuffsaid..... closed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted May 15, 2006 Author Share Posted May 15, 2006 Nah dude' date=' I just think its weak if you're too soft to handle your scandal. If you want to get ignorant like the big boys do, next time stand there ready for business when the thick necks come 'round.[/quote'] I'm not too soft to handle my shit....but why the fuck would i wanna stick around to deal with it? By this logic, i could call you a jerk for not sticking around to deal with an angry storeowner/cop/rail bull after you got up on private property yes? ----->Lens, dial "O" for "Owned" but sure, I can dig what you're saying though. If it means anything, i thought about the glass toss the next day not with a "yeah! I kick ass!" mentality but more along the lines of "Awww shit, did I really do that?" followed by a sigh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardyHarHar Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 I wouldn't feel too bad about it. Stupid acts like that are what makes life worth living. excuse me, worth drinking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted May 15, 2006 Author Share Posted May 15, 2006 ^^ thank you for that great justification! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Basegow Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 FLEEING THE SCENE OF A CRIME IS NOT THE SAME AS THROWING A DRINK ON SOMEONE THEN FLEEING TO AVOID LOSING A FIGHT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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