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Alcohol Abuse

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So I get home from Easter dinner, excited to drink my gift of Six Sierra Nevada's and 6 Guinness's.

 

As soon as I lug the bag from my car it rips and I lose my delicious drinks.

 

A couple Guinness's survived, and two or three of the Nevada's look as shown.

 

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:shakehead:

 

Any tales of detroyed beer?

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Left a 12 pack of becks in the car overnight, it froze and exploded in the sub zero degree temperatures.

WACK>

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Guest Ginger Bread Man

yup yesterday. went to this waterpark started fucking around and shook a forty to splash the nigs with. needless to say it slipped out my hand and shit went errywheree

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Guest Ginger Bread Man

qawee i would imagine at that point u were worried about the inside of your car more than the liqs

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yup yesterday. went to this waterpark started fucking around and shook a forty to splash the nigs with. needless to say it slipped out my hand and shit went errywheree

 

I hope everyone laughed at you. I would have.

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Haha, I think its paper towels.

 

Could be panties.

 

My hood rules.

 

I found a rooster wrapped in cloth in front of my house the other day.

 

Cock fighting?

 

Voodoo? Lots of Haitians.

 

Who knows.

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did you hit the L I Q again man..i woulda immeadiately jumped back in the ride for more..fuck drink the leftovers in the car on the way to the store..thats slutty..guinness is good for you

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tries it for the first time today. good shit and the brewery is like an hour outside the city. road trip. that was day drinking, with the family. tonight however, ended in this:

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in my misspent youth I poured thousands of gallons of beer into the gutter based solely on the fact that we had a girl in the car... otherwise you were 'minor in possesion' and fully busted... but I always had a girly w/ me so I guess I could say 'pussy wax saved my future'...

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i don't think police ever made me pour beer out but sometimes they used to steal cases from under 16s

 

when i was in highschool i was driving to school and a sixpack behind my seat exploded, no beers survived. cleaning beer before school is not cool

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Now i remember....... this weekend we had a carton in the back of my mates ute, both of us drunk as doing donuts on the beach, carton broke open and there was 1 beer left in the tray and lots of glass. ill see if i can dig up a flick.

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had a massive bucket of punch in the back of the van on the way to a party just this weekend. damn god punch. homie managed to balance it the whole way there. tilted the bucket to adjust for corners and all that. then as we pulled up somebody yanked on the hand brake and the shit went flying everywhere. rip punch.

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the other day i had a bottle of magners and i tried to get the cap of by placing the edge of the cap on a 90 degree metal ledge and hitting it from above (if you know what i mean?)

anyway instead of the usual cap coming of the bottle, the bottle snapped off at the neck, and not wanting to swallow cider with bits of broken glass in it, i was forced to leave it. only one bottle out of a night of drinkin but still, i was pissed.

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