makeithappennn Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 CAN I INHALE YOUR FART? hahaha.. remember that video that was on here a while back?? the one with techno music and girls sniffing farts from other girls? http://www.fartbrazil.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardyHarHar Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 [Fiction]Is that a prosthesis?[/Fiction] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meateater Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 Whilst hanging onto my balls..... im not going to have sex with you.. im not going to have SEXX WITH YOUUUUUUU!!!!! P.s i wasnt even thinking about it, crazy BITCH she was! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meateater Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 "i think the condom is still inside her" Who told you that, the camera man? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 Fuck me like you dont know my name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CurtisWarren Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 "fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, make me walk funny" Couldnt help but crack up. "just take my clothes off and fuck me now" after an all night drugs binge this girl appears in my room and says that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 I had some chick say don't touch me there only my daddy can touch me there once she was joking but it ruined it for me for good when i hit it after that i was about 15 then. oh yeah i think she said it to one other person on this board don't know if he comes on channel zero though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toggle Posted May 23, 2006 Share Posted May 23, 2006 "im not a slut" hahaha. good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mosluggo Posted May 23, 2006 Share Posted May 23, 2006 "im not a slut" hahaha. good one Heard that one before Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted May 23, 2006 Share Posted May 23, 2006 My girl told me to shut the fuck up once...not really weird, but it mad eme laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trackstand Posted May 23, 2006 Share Posted May 23, 2006 Girl called me my friends name. Twice. The first time we both where drunk, the second we both where sober. After it happened twice I got dressed and hit the road. She started crying under the covers and said "you're leaving now??" Yeah hoe, lock the door behind me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted May 23, 2006 Share Posted May 23, 2006 This is kind of on topic. Me and my friends had an idea to start a website called "www.fatgirlrodeo.com"... If you're not familiar with the fat girl rodeo, you get yourself a fat bitch, fuck her doggystyle, and when she's really getting into it, you lean over and whisper in her ear, "You're the fattest most disgusting piece of shit I've ever stuck my dick in, you make me want to puke." Then you grab on and see how long you can stay on before she bucks you off. The theory was you could have your friends bust in right after you whisper it to record the bucking. With a little counter on the bottom to see how long you hold on... Downsides: The fat bitch would be into it. "Oh yeah daddy, tell me how disgusting I am..." or, she would just cry. But the upside of the crying part is it could go into the bloopers reel. Oh well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madsencarl Posted May 23, 2006 Share Posted May 23, 2006 This is kind of on topic. Me and my friends had an idea to start a website called "www.fatgirlrodeo.com"... If you're not familiar with the fat girl rodeo, you get yourself a fat bitch, fuck her doggystyle, and when she's really getting into it, you lean over and whisper in her ear, "You're the fattest most disgusting piece of shit I've ever stuck my dick in, you make me want to puke." Then you grab on and see how long you can stay on before she bucks you off. The theory was you could have your friends bust in right after you whisper it to record the bucking. With a little counter on the bottom to see how long you hold on... Downsides: The fat bitch would be into it. "Oh yeah daddy, tell me how disgusting I am..." or, she would just cry. But the upside of the crying part is it could go into the bloopers reel. Oh well. i would visit that website Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madsencarl Posted May 23, 2006 Share Posted May 23, 2006 edit to my previous post bout the fat bitch website: you should do it to hot chicks, grab their tits and say to them "hmm... just like your sisters/mothers/sons" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skullnbones Posted May 23, 2006 Share Posted May 23, 2006 ive heard of that being done but to non fat/ugly girls. and just sayign things like "this is almost as good as when i fucked *insert sister, mum or friends name* a website would be amazing. but very mean. but very amazing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madsencarl Posted May 23, 2006 Share Posted May 23, 2006 way to JACK my post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted May 23, 2006 Share Posted May 23, 2006 I'd definately go to that site Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*PROTOCOL* Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 What you do is tell her to wear just a belt then hit it doggystyle and have your friends bust into the room with a camera while yelling "RODEO, RODEO!" and try to hang on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MayorMeanBeans Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 "1 A 30 year old teacher i was dating when i was 19 told me that she wanted to "lick my eye balls" I replied with "what the fuck is wrong with you." She responded shocked "What?! You have nice eyes"".... - i got something along the lines of this... "the only way ill trust you enough to have sex with me is if you trust me enough to lick your eyeball. -the eyeball got licked. - another girl only called me by my aim screen name the entire time... i thought that was hillarious cuz i have a gee screen name... ala, dont stop 'godfather'... - an ex i had would cry once in a while during sex... to the tune of "your thinking about her right now arent you...." - i never knew who "her" was. -same girl queefed something ridiculous, and again started to cry... the fact that i was laughing equally ridiculous apparently made it worse for her... and the sex was finished for the night. however, my laughing had nothing to do with the following about fifteen minutes later: "did i just pee myself?", i chose not to say anything, and act as if i was asleep (it was a big bed)... about 30 seconds later i hear her whisper to herself... "no, thats not all pee, all girls do that...." we broke up about a week later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GEEB Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 ssssssfffffeerrrrrt hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 however' date=' my laughing had nothing to do with the following about fifteen minutes later: "did i just pee myself?", i chose not to say anything, and act as if i was asleep (it was a big bed)... about 30 seconds later i hear her whisper to herself... "no, thats not all pee, all girls do that...." we broke up about a week later.[/quote'] hahahahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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