PUMPKIN ESCOBAR Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 Originally posted by harvey wallbanger+Mar 3 2006, 01:51 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (harvey wallbanger - Mar 3 2006, 01:51 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-sillysiphilis@Mar 3 2006, 12:48 PM So has anyone here ever seen this happen? I saw my autistic cousin once jacking off... Quoted post You do know that "autistic" and "retarded" are two totally different things, right? There's a good chance that your autistic cousin is the most intelligent person you know. Quoted post [/b] I thought savants were like one in a million or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 Yesterday in the car I made some real nasty joke about "special" people, and immediately after remembered that the girl in the front seat has two autistic aunts. After the inevitable awkward disapproving silence I played it off by going "mmmmmmmm, this cheeseburger's delicious." Because it was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Jefe Uno Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 Originally posted by Shark Hammil+Mar 3 2006, 06:41 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Shark Hammil - Mar 3 2006, 06:41 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Gat:Bush@Mar 3 2006, 01:37 PM ^^^or highly erotic! Quoted post A little from column A, a little from column B..... Quoted post [/b] mostly erotic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the shitz Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 when i was in highschool this retard......not autistic but like...retarded. Think slower then forest gump 100X. Well anyways every morning he would go into the stall in the bathroom and jack it. How did i know??? because when i went to take a piss one morning i noticed someone was taking i shit.....but then out of nowhere this guys head pops out from the stall and starts starring at me. I'm like....whaaaattt thee fuuccckkkkkkkk.......I ran out of the bathroom and then a yarddog went to go check on what happened. He caught the guy jacking off and well...i dont know what happened but he still did that every morning. worst part was when he farted, it smelled like old chicken mixed with shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mikinbin De Miami Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 thats great...this thread is crazy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 reading this thread just gave me brain cancer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 I thought the end of my story was implied. They flew down there, the guy broke his cherry with a very expensive hooker. I'm sure she was really sweet to him because he wasn't some sleaze bag. He got a picture taken with her (clothes on you pervs) and it's on his wall. His attitude changed overnight and some deep issues got cleared up for him. Really it was a good thing for him and his family. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TED NUGENT Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 this thread is fucked up..I mean really my niggas..retards fucking?... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TED NUGENT Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 hmmmm thats good now i can get a better look Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TED NUGENT Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 girl you smell like snickers candy bar! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TED NUGENT Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 Soccer is so Euro...ooops I ment so retarded! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TED NUGENT Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 Can you guess the retard? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TED NUGENT Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 Look at the dude throwing the hang loose sign!!!!what a fucking retard! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny ballbags Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TED NUGENT Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 I think we can all learn something from my guy chris Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 Just when we thought ch.0 couldnt get any lower Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TED NUGENT Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 retards breast feed till they are least 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 damn....channel 0 is like a bad issue of VICE magazine right now.. shameful because ironic translates into "I know better" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarcasm Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 i'm going to hell after reading this thread why? b/c i laughed oh jeebus... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
conspiringone Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 Originally posted by deterrent@Mar 3 2006, 01:57 PM I wounder if your cousin knows the exact number of strokes it takes for him. Quoted post haha definitely one of the more fucked up things i've seen on these threads, and funnier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 Originally posted by dumy@Mar 3 2006, 12:45 PM damn....channel 0 is like a bad issue of VICE magazine right now.. shameful because ironic translates into "I know better" Quoted post back to the fields kunta Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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sillysiphilis Posted March 3, 2006 Author Share Posted March 3, 2006 I really like the photos guys, but they're of retards, not retards fucking. Can someone hook up some photos of 2 retards fucking? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 Retard Sex I saw her lying in the carehome Her bloated body all alone Her cross eyed calling for me Yearning for all these long years I rip off her nightdress The faint smell of faeces and antiseptic gets me aroused She moans a little but does not avert her stare As I lick her frizzy Negroid hair Licking the grease and left over food I rub my groin along her breasts Stroking my glans around her sores between them and her belly The rubbing tip mixing smegma and pus I can feel her jiggling flab gyrate And her pudgy hands in a futile struggle Patting my ass She emits a low moan I don’t know whether she is coming or really moaning Her face is still frozen, but a trickle of dribble comes out her mouth I immediately leap for it and kiss her on the lips NO that dribble will not go down the side of her chapped face I scoop it all out with my tongue The mucous tastes like antiseptic And my throat burns. I peel apart her legs The flabby elephant monoliths Leading to the palace of golden treasures I peer through the brambles A butchers slab sprinkled with feta Your veins are swollen I know you’ve never felt pleasure My challenged companion My tongue caresses the crunchy fish market While my face is being squeezed by the beast And suddenly a semi viscous green jet of fluid Shoots over my face, down my chest Down my torso Caressing my erect hard glans I look down at the red swollen thing THE DAMS ABOUT TO BREAK I RIP OUT HER STOMA AND RAM MY PENIS IN YES BITCH YES YOU’RE LOVING IT THE NURSE COMES IN BUT I DON’T GIVE A SHIT YOU HIGHER MOANING PROVES IT YOU WERE FUCKING MADE FOR ME YOU ARE MY GREATEST FANTASY YEARS I’VE BEEN WAITING ME I FEEL THE SLPPERY SHIT AND THE RUBBING ALVEOLI I’M GONNA CUM I’M GONNA SHOOT FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKYEEEEAAAAAEAUUUUUUH As I inject my bodily fluids Archmedes law of displacement come into force Liquid light brown shit spatters my belly And my cock is smooth I’ve had my fun But have I met Sickopath’s criteria for gore So i do one final thing before I’m done I cut of her black shrivelled clit I remove the nurses healthy pink one And I sow each clitoris to the opposite body I take the nurse we’ll have some fun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 AYME OF RETAODS!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sillysiphilis Posted March 3, 2006 Author Share Posted March 3, 2006 Originally posted by CACashRefund@Mar 3 2006, 04:44 PM Retard Sex As I inject my bodily fluids Archmedes law of displacement come into force Liquid light brown shit spatters my belly And my cock is smooth I’ve had my fun But have I met Sickopath’s criteria for gore So i do one final thing before I’m done I cut of her black shrivelled clit I remove the nurses healthy pink one And I sow each clitoris to the opposite body I take the nurse we’ll have some fun Quoted post THIS DAT REAL SHIT!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boner Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 blast from the past The Tard Blog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
merk or be merked Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 you know whast fucked up...those people who molest retarded kids....like normal care taker people.....what a bunch of fucking assholes..... I rember one day at my school we had this ralley and the local radio station came out 106 kmel....and they were playine the un edited version of black eyed peas( :yuck: ) - get its started(un edited get retarded) and right when they started to play it all the special ed classes were released and all the special ed kids came out t he wood work.....it was perfect timing...."lets get retarded in here" and a swarm of 30 drooling, helmet wearing dowssyndrom kids came staggering out and started dancing.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nozaki Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 haha, damn...merk again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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