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snakes on a motherfuckin' plane

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ok so my cousin mentions the new samuel l jackson movie is in post production phases. im like sweet hes the muthfuckin man. until i hear the movie is actually called SNAKES ON A PLANE! i figure hes joking. till i went and looked for myself. is hollywood just running out of ideas? or whats up with this?

 

i mean i have to see this movie, so see mr jackson yell motherfucker on an airplane full of snakes. but who the fuck is this supposed to appeal to aside from people like me who just want to see actors catch lines?

 

snakesonaplane1.jpg

 

snakes on a motherfuckin plane

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oh man....

 

And I thought it could never get worse than this: Boa Vs. Python

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0412523/

 

tag line:

 

"After an overly ambitious businessman transports an 80-foot python to the United States, the beast escapes and starts to leave behind a trail of human victims. An FBI agent and a snake specialist come up with a plot to combat the creature by pitting it against a bioengineered, 70-foot boa constrictor. It's two great snakes that snake great together!"

 

 

 

 

how about we fight the giant snake with..... another giant snake?

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i saw that!

 

well not really i was watching the tv guide channel seeing whats on tv when i saw this playing on the sci fi channel

 

i immediately decided to go back to palying starfox 64

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Since Pulp Fiction circa 1994ish? Samuel L Jackson has done an average of 1 movie every three months. thats a lot in movie terms.

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Originally posted by CACashRefund@Jan 2 2006, 12:21 PM

i immediately decided to go back to palying starfox 64

 

I love that game and multiplayer Bond007 was good too.

 

:rolleyes: <this emoticon best describes the current fad in hollywood movies.

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Guest imported_El Mamerro

WOW. Fucking WOW.

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a real interview I found:

 

 

Beaks: One of those films that you’re working on right now is… well, it’s called Pacific Air 121—

Jackson: Snakes on a Plane, man!

Beaks: Exactly.

Jackson: We’re totally changing that back. That’s the only reason I took the job: I read the title.

Beaks: Snakes on a Plane! That’s everything!

Jackson: You either want to see that, or you don’t.

Beaks: And how are those snakes? Besides being on a plane?

Jackson: Some of them are aggressive, some of them are cool. They’re interesting to watch, and interesting to interact with. It depends on what kind of snake it is. One day, it took, like, four guys to bring in this 350 lb. Burmese Python. We were all like, “Where’s that goin’?� And I watched an Albino Cobra strike airplane seats the other day. I watched it from another studio. It’s actually been a fun show. But we’re taking the name back!

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WHAT CRAYONS IS TRYING TO SAY IS THAT NIGGAS MUSTA BEEN BIRTHED UNDER POWERLINES AND CAUGHT MAD GAMMA RAYS TO THE BRAINPIECE CUZ THEY MAKING UP ALL KINDA STUPID MOVIES AND THROWIN SAMUELEL IN EM FOR G POINTS. I SEE RIGHT THROUGH YOU HOLLYWOOD!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

MERO

OKAY

OKAY

OKAY

YALL CANT FUCK WIT ME

NO WAY!

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DAMNIT! oh well hollyood will come up with another atrocious mess of a film for me to make a shirt out of.

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