fuse=--action Posted January 7, 2006 Share Posted January 7, 2006 Someone do it better. I'm too lazy. -fuse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeakSauce Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyeforAnEYE Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 SAD MAN SNAKE BITE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 snakes on a motha fuckn' plane trailer!! sankes on a plane trailer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeakSauce Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 User Account Exceeded Bandwidth This user account has exceeded their daily bandwidth limit. If this is your account, you might consider upgrading to a premium plan, or reduce the number or size of files you're sharing online. As soon as the total downloads from this account over a 24 hour period drops below the accounts limit, downloads will be restored. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 thats pretty fucked it was working earlier. I guess to many people tried to get it. Maybe someone can suggest another audio media web hosting site. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neskoner Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 i got this snake inside my head mane.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 Originally posted by RumPuncher@Jan 2 2006, 03:12 PM oh man.... how about we fight the giant snake with..... another giant snake? Quoted post Reminds me of that episode of the simpsons, where bart finds those lizard eggs so they bring in snakes to kill them, then cats to kill the snakes, then dogs to kill the cats, then cougars to kill the dogs, then gorilla's to kill the cougars, then winter kills the gorilla's, and then the bodies are everywhere Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MELLOness Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 1. nigga bitch A fool, someone you don't particualarly like and can't tolerate for more than a few minuits at a time. Jim: Yeah but it was good though wasn't it? Pete: No Jim: Yeah it was Pete: No it wasn't shut up and fuck off you nigga bitch!!! Jim: Oh man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 Bigger version.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 here's an actual screenshot: and the fake trailer snakes on a plane Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FunTimePartyTeam Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 Originally posted by WeakSauce@Jan 8 2006, 06:59 PM Quoted post Shit had me lollering. Good enough to quote with images. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villain Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 Is it just me or has hollywood been putting out alotta lotta movies lately? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coco chanel Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 hell yes. im camping out for this one. le bump Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest im not witty Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 WOW> how did i miss where this thread went. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 AAND.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 Damn, she got fat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BURLAP Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 xper.xr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevefrench Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 its the gay porno version... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 hahahaha at the t howard one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted February 5, 2006 Share Posted February 5, 2006 cockrings weekly? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted February 5, 2006 Share Posted February 5, 2006 i like to run snakes over with my lawnmower Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODS-1 Posted February 5, 2006 Share Posted February 5, 2006 Originally posted by harvey wallbanger@Feb 1 2006, 01:29 AM Damn, she got fat. Quoted post What do you mean she GOT fat? BTW, why does that plane look like it's melting? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted February 5, 2006 Share Posted February 5, 2006 Hottest is spelled wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevefrench Posted February 5, 2006 Share Posted February 5, 2006 :yuck: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 Wait, what's up with that emoticon in the trouser snakes post? Does it have some sort of psychic powers or something? Oh, and in my earlier post, I meant to say "Damn... she got fatter?!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAGS156 Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 http://www.jhunewsletter.com/vnews/display...5/4404ee3cf232f :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: Snakes on a Plane ... and Nice Breasts One Fry Short by Matt Diamond February 25, 2006 This may come as a shock to many of you, but sometimes I like to watch movies that aren't pornographic. You may be familiar with these. They're the ones that have actual characters and a plot and sometimes people do things that aren't each other. Sure, some of these films may have a disappointing lack of graphic sex (Pooh's Heffalump Movie, I'm looking in your direction), but they make up for it with intellectual stimulation. Movies make people think. Or at least they make me think. For example, "I think that actress has nice breasts." There are a lot of non-pornographic films coming out in 2006 that I'm really looking forward to. One of these is Darren Aronofsky's The Fountain. Some of you may know Aronofsky from his previous film, Requiem for a Dream, which is apparently a real feel-good movie. He also directed Pi, which is the only math-themed film I will ever admit to watching, aside from Donald Duck in Mathmagic Land, which is totally a classic. I won't say much about the plot of Pi, except that it features a deeply paranoid mathematician who, at one point, is abducted by a group of fanatical orthodox Jews. Obviously this is a film we can all relate to. I'm really eager to see The Fountain, but there's one movie coming out in 2006 that completely blows me away. This movie is going to redefine cinema as we know it. This movie is going to be the most important film of the 21st century. This movie is about snakes. This movie is about planes. This movie is about what happens when one is on the other. This movie is Snakes on a Plane. As you can tell, this movie is about snakes on a plane. There are other elements to the plot, like an assassin trying to eliminate a witness in protective custody, but this is all secondary to the main point of the film: snakes that are on a plane. Or, conversely, a plane that has snakes on it. Either way, we know what we're getting: some sort of snake/plane combination, with action-packed results. As if this wasn't amazing enough, we also have a stellar cast, led by one of the greatest thespians of our time: Samuel L. Jackson. This man needs no introduction. He's been in every movie ever made. He's made shouting into an art. I'm not sure exactly what he's going to do in this movie, but I can tell you this: Samuel L. Jackson doesn't take crap from anybody. Especially snakes. Especially when they're on his goddamn plane. In case that's not enough for you, the cast is also rounded out by Kenan Thompson, who many of you may know from the Nickelodeon show "Kenan and Kel." I've actually seen a screenshot from Snakes on a Plane with Kenan in it, and suffice it to say, there are snakes on him. And he's not very happy about it. Unfortunately, it doesn't look like Kel is going to be in this movie, which is a shame, since it could've resulted in some pretty awesome lines ("Who loves orange soda? Kel loves orange soda! BUT NOT SNAKES"). Then again, can he really top his Oscar-worthy performance in Good Burger? Of course, there have been efforts to derail this movie, including efforts to change the title to something much less awesome, such as Pacific Air 121. Who the hell would want to see a movie called Pacific Air 121? It doesn't mention snakes at all. Luckily, Samuel L. Jackson protested, explaining that the title was the only reason he took the job. I can't blame him; Snakes on a Plane is perhaps the greatest movie title since Leprechaun in the Hood. The title lays out exactly what you're getting: There's a plane and there are snakes on it. As Jackson himself puts it, "You either want to see that, or you don't." Whether or not Snakes on a Plane receives critical acclaim on the level of Brokeback Mountain is a moot point. Brokeback Mountain may have gay cowboys, but Snakes on a Plane has snakes. And a plane. It's such a natural combination; I can't help but wonder if the Wright Brothers had snakes in mind from the start. Regardless of their intentions, it has become obvious to me that planes were meant for snakes, and vice versa. Think of it like Romeo and Juliet, but with reptiles and aircraft. In conclusion, everyone needs to see Snakes on a Plane. There's no way this movie can fail. The hype for this film has been building like crazy; there's even a Facebook group for it, and we all know what that means. To sum it all up: This film has Samuel L. Jackson, Kenan, snakes and a plane. So jump on the bandwagon before it's too late, because movies don't get any better than this. Unless, of course, there are boobs in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flavicon Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 :rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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