dumy Posted December 18, 2005 Share Posted December 18, 2005 man, I need to get my shit together..ever have one of those days.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted December 18, 2005 Share Posted December 18, 2005 ....uncensored... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12:02p.m Posted December 18, 2005 Share Posted December 18, 2005 wheres deto been? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted December 18, 2005 Share Posted December 18, 2005 hes sick :sick: :toothache: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12:02p.m Posted December 19, 2005 Share Posted December 19, 2005 damn hes been sick for a long ass time.... so i got a mri today and i need to get surgery on my wrist....lame sauce! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el barto Posted December 19, 2005 Share Posted December 19, 2005 what did you do to your wrist? knocking out mokes or what Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12:02p.m Posted December 19, 2005 Share Posted December 19, 2005 yeah this moke was looking at my girl and i upper cutted him! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted December 19, 2005 Share Posted December 19, 2005 Yo Im lookin at this news anchor on the local fox news and she is smokin hot. I mean rediculous. But she has a lazy eye and that just keeps killin it for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12:02p.m Posted December 19, 2005 Share Posted December 19, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted December 19, 2005 Share Posted December 19, 2005 Yes. Only its the other eye. And this lady is way more smokin hot. Maybe i will dig up a picture of her from good old lady interweb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted December 19, 2005 Share Posted December 19, 2005 edit. wrong again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted December 19, 2005 Share Posted December 19, 2005 Thats right you tell em yuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted December 19, 2005 Share Posted December 19, 2005 Originally posted by BEEFEATER+Dec 19 2005, 06:33 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (BEEFEATER - Dec 19 2005, 06:33 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>I network. Quoted post [/b] <!--QuoteBegin-dumy@Dec 19 2005, 06:36 PM trill.. Quoted post Hahah... huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted December 19, 2005 Share Posted December 19, 2005 if you were black like me and glik0 you would understand.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hungoverseas Posted December 19, 2005 Share Posted December 19, 2005 my birthday is tomorrow, so at midnight everyone should do some handsome shit, like splooge on a girl's face, smoke a blunt, or drink copious amounts of alcohol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted December 19, 2005 Share Posted December 19, 2005 Originally posted by dumy@Dec 19 2005, 06:47 PM if you were black like me and glik0 you would understand.. Quoted post aaahahahaha.. a few months ago i had the fila song by trillville and little john stuck in my head for a week.. bia bia buck buck skeet skeet / we dont giva fuck!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted December 19, 2005 Share Posted December 19, 2005 oh and hungoverknees... mines on the 21st.. dont you just love the..."oh well we will just combine your birthday with christmas." routine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hungoverseas Posted December 19, 2005 Share Posted December 19, 2005 its the gift and the curse, moogle, the gift and the curse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted December 19, 2005 Author Share Posted December 19, 2005 i'm back kids. and no, i wasn't sick for that long, i went out of town on friday. just got back a few minutes ago. how was everyone's weekend? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12:02p.m Posted December 19, 2005 Share Posted December 19, 2005 i went to this new coffee/kava shop in honolulu pretty fun shit.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MELLOness Posted December 19, 2005 Share Posted December 19, 2005 Originally posted by hungoverseas@Dec 19 2005, 02:25 PM my birthday is tomorrow, so at midnight everyone should do some handsome shit, like splooge on a girl's face, smoke a blunt, or drink copious amounts of alcohol. Quoted post Ill do all those. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12:02p.m Posted December 19, 2005 Share Posted December 19, 2005 i wouldnt mind smoking a blunt..........to bad i get tested at my new job......lame! but if i forget .....happy birthday hungover Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted December 19, 2005 Author Share Posted December 19, 2005 1. The last man who made eye contact with Mr. T was Ray Charles. 2. Every time a church bell rings, Mr. T pities a fool! 3. When Mr. T folds his arms, the U.S. Terror Alert Level is raised to gold. 4. Mr. T hates playing 'Rock Paper Scissors' because he doesn't believe anything could beat rock. He always chooses rock, and when someone throws paper, he says,"I win." If someone is foolish enough to dispute this, he takes his clenched fist and punches them in the face, then says, "I thought your paper would protect you." 5. 5 out of 5 doctors recommend not pissing off Mr. T. 6. Children are afraid of the dark. Dark is afraid of Mr. T. 7. Mr T. and Chuck Norris decided to spar, they travelled to the only safe place in the Universe, the beginning of time. They bowed to each other and Chuck launched in with a roundhouse kick. Mr. T blocked it, and the resulting pressure wave is commonly called the Big Bang. 8. Mr. T's Mohawk is not held up by hair gel, his hair is just scared of him and is trying to get as far away as possible. 9. Human females have two X chromosomes. Males have an X and a Y. Mr. T has three Ys and a T. He's more man than you'll ever be. 10. Mr. T does not actually pity fools. He is just being sarcastic. No one has noticed because it is difficult to pick up such subtleties while being bludgeoned. 11. Mr. T invented fools. Realizing the magnitude of his folly, he then created Pity. 12. When Mr. T was circumsized his foreskin was not disposed of. Instead it was raised as a normal child, and it grew to love the game of basketball. Today we know Mr. T's foreskin as Shaquille O'Neal. 13. Mr. T once captured Bigfoot, but released him after he shaved the beast and realized that it was just Chuck Norris walking around naked in the woods. 14. Mr. T is the reason the sky is blue. Don't ask stupid questions. 15. 23. That's the number of people Mr. T has pitied in the time it has taken you to read this sentence. 16. Ever have a sharp pain in your chest that you can't explain? That was Mr. T, and it was a warning. 17. Mr. T always drives on the right side of the road, no matter where he is in the world. 18. Mr. T was once involved in a head-on car crash, and he was the only survivor. Mr. T was walking at the time. 19. On the A-team, Face , Haniabal, and Murdoch were all masters of disguise. Mr T didn't have to wear a disguise. The bad guys didn't recognize him out of fear. 20. Mr. T coined the phrase, "I see dead people," after the waiting staff at Denny's forgot his birthday. 21. Mr. T is not black. It's just that the sun is to afraid to shine on him. 22. When Mr. T received his star on Hollywood's Walk of Fame, he made his hand prints after the cement was dry. 23. Mr. T once ate four 72 oz. steaks in 12 minutes. He spent the first 5 minutes laughing at the fact it takes Chuck Norris fifteen minutes to eat three. 24. Mr. T puts the laughter in manslaughter. 25. Pass it on sucka or Mr. T will pity YOU FOOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted December 19, 2005 Author Share Posted December 19, 2005 :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted December 19, 2005 Share Posted December 19, 2005 Originally posted by DETO@Dec 19 2005, 06:39 PM :lol: Quoted post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12:02p.m Posted December 19, 2005 Share Posted December 19, 2005 ive actually looked mr t in the face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MR BOJANGLES Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 Tattoo update: Getting the rest of the color put in tonight. Should have pics soon. Handsome update: Put a cursive team handsome on my piece last night Beer update: half drunk, hope to be whole drunk soon. My arm feels like this :burn: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12:02p.m Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 happy with how the tatto is turning out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12:02p.m Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 i got 1000 posts in the team handsome thread...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 congrats..closer to addict status.. join us.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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