gasfacevictm Posted November 16, 2005 Share Posted November 16, 2005 HE'S A FUCKING GENIUS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack McCoy Posted November 16, 2005 Share Posted November 16, 2005 He used to have me rolling, but if he comes back on for this next run and doesn't have some new characters, he's gonna be ass out! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted November 16, 2005 Share Posted November 16, 2005 how the fuck is kazakhstan the 9th largest country in the world? i thought it was some shit he made up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted November 16, 2005 Share Posted November 16, 2005 ****** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bleeeeegh Posted November 16, 2005 Share Posted November 16, 2005 'I wanted to bring by re...tard brother but a they wouldnt fit his cage on ze plane' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted November 16, 2005 Share Posted November 16, 2005 I need a big metal door for my re-tarded brother. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_YEAHMANWORD Posted November 17, 2005 Share Posted November 17, 2005 "In a Khazaki, I was a make a ice, I was a gypsy catcher, and I a work a with a animal." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milton Posted November 17, 2005 Share Posted November 17, 2005 I love that fucking episode. "Grip! Pull!" Africa is still bigger, don't worry seeks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted November 17, 2005 Share Posted November 17, 2005 He obviously picked Kaazatsnaan (sp whatever) from random off a map. The craziest shit Borat has done has gone to an an aristocratic elderly gentlemen's wine tasting in England and showed them photos of his 'sister'. ( frontal shots of him fucking some girl from behind). needless to say it was funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted November 17, 2005 Share Posted November 17, 2005 some people get the comedy, some dont. there's always a missing link that makes it more funny if you know it. for example.... "Throw the Jew Down the Well" is being sung by a Jewish guy, playing someone who hates jews. The Ali G Character is a smart jewish kid, playing a dumb white kid, playing a black gangsta. There's always one more level to the joke that people who dont find him funny usually dont get. I mean just think of his parents watching him sing the ;Jew Well" song. Hillarious! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted November 17, 2005 Share Posted November 17, 2005 the ironing is delicious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PUMPKIN ESCOBAR Posted November 17, 2005 Share Posted November 17, 2005 'my wife, shes scared of the man with chocolate face' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted November 25, 2005 Share Posted November 25, 2005 http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20051125/od_nm/...DRpBHNlYwM3NTc- Borat tells those motherfuckers to bring it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted November 25, 2005 Share Posted November 25, 2005 "He described shooting dogs for fun and said his wife could not leave Kazakhstan as she was a woman." "Since 2003 ... Kazakhstan is as civilized as any other country in the world," he said on his website, http://www.borat.kz. "Women can now travel on inside of bus, homosexuals no longer have to wear blue hat and age of consent has been raised to eight years old." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted November 25, 2005 Share Posted November 25, 2005 kazakhstan is like a cuttier version of north korea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted November 25, 2005 Share Posted November 25, 2005 this shit..ridiculous.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hollowtips Posted November 25, 2005 Share Posted November 25, 2005 my sesster she iz prostitute.... she iz good yess. this i knoww... she come stay with you.... have plow expieriennce... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intangible Posted November 28, 2005 Share Posted November 28, 2005 hahah Borat is hilarious. So is Ali G. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted November 28, 2005 Share Posted November 28, 2005 "wa wa weee wahhh!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Europe Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 Dude now has an original Kazakstan homepage http://www.borat.kz/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MR BOJANGLES Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 Shoot dog, cut off ears, HAVE PARTY! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted December 14, 2005 Share Posted December 14, 2005 Borat agrees 100% with sueing the Jew Cohen. In Kazakhstan it is sport to punch horse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted December 14, 2005 Share Posted December 14, 2005 Kazakhstan killed his website. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted December 14, 2005 Share Posted December 14, 2005 "I like to state I have no connection with Mr. Cohen and fully support my government's decision to sue this Jew," Borat recently proclaimed on his official Website, http://www.borat.kz. He went on to commend his nation's efforts towards civilized reform. "Since the 2003 reforms, Kazakhstan is as civilized as any other country in the world. Women can now travel on inside of bus, homosexuals no longer have to wear blue hats and age of consent has been raised to 8 years old. "Please, captain of industry, I invite you to come to Kazakhstan, where we have incredible natural resources, hard-working labor and some of the cleanest prostitutes in all of central Asia." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuzZy Posted December 14, 2005 Share Posted December 14, 2005 BORAT / ALI G the man is a genuis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sparoism Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 "Satire" is clearly not in the lexicon of the people of Kazakhstan. Too bad for them... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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