Guest KING BLING Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 http://www.thewbalchannel.com/mostpopular/...987/detail.html Police: Man's Testicles Locked In PadlockMan Could Not Remove Lock For Two Weeks POSTED: 3:39 pm EDT August 5, 2005 UPDATED: 10:42 am EDT August 6, 2005 BRENTWOOD, N.H. -- Emergency workers helped a Brentwood man out of a difficult situation over the weekend after a friend apparently locked a padlock around his testicles. According to the Portsmouth Herald, police reported that the 39-year-old man was intoxicated when they arrived at the scene on July 30 at about 3:40 a.m. The man, who was not identified, told them that he had the padlock around his testicles for two weeks. The man said that a friend put the lock on while he was drunk and passed out. When he woke up, the friend was gone. "Never in my 13 years have I seen anything like this," Cpl. H.D. Wood told the Herald. The man told police that he tried to remove the lock with a hacksaw because the key had broken off in the lock. He was taken to Exeter Hospital, where a locksmith removed the padlock. He was treated and released, and the hospital said he had no lasting injury. Police said that they did not know the motive for the incident. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 for $30 a locksmith would get that thing off with 0% damage to your testes. anyhoo, i'll have to do that to someone next time i'm drunk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 A photo of the the freak would really complement this thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 24. Stealth Masturbation: Now this might be kind of hard but it. Grease your hair. (really) Works best with long hair. and yes the hair on your head. Then bend down REALLY FAR. Stick your cock in your hair put on some rock music and head bang. This is the MAXIMUM PLEASURE EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xen Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 I mighta just left it there and hit the freakshow circuit down south. Charged 2 bits a gander :haha: :haha: :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 boogie balls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mikinbin De Miami Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 Originally posted by Mr. ABC@Aug 11 2005, 03:07 AM for $30 a locksmith would get that thing off with 0% damage to your testes. anyhoo, i'll have to do that to someone next time i'm drunk. Quoted post heh. Your gonna touch somebody's balls? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest kasmoney Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 cold water that thing would have fell off... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 OMG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 i voted for option 5. carry on! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 shit double post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 wouldn't that give you a massive stomach ache for two weeks? just having that lock pulling you down.. fuck. its pretty funny though... maybe make the guy swallow the key also.. then he would have to recover it to free himself.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODS-1 Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 I wouldn't stick my dick in a padlock in the first place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 Boogie Hands! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 Originally posted by El Mikinbin De Miami+Aug 11 2005, 11:01 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (El Mikinbin De Miami - Aug 11 2005, 11:01 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Mr. ABC@Aug 11 2005, 03:07 AM for $30 a locksmith would get that thing off with 0% damage to your testes. anyhoo, i'll have to do that to someone next time i'm drunk. Quoted post heh. Your gonna touch somebody's balls? Quoted post [/b] $30 for 2 minutes of discomfort? why not Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 Originally posted by DETO@Aug 11 2005, 06:39 PM Boogie Hands! Quoted post HAHAHA Without a doubt!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 i voted to take a pic and send it to the olsen twins. they need to lighten up. they also need to hook me up with their yay. and money. and maybe a ham sammich. wheat, mayo, lettuce, tomato....sweet tea. awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 Originally posted by Mr. ABC@Aug 11 2005, 11:01 PM $30 for 2 minutes of discomfort? why not Quoted post :naughty: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KING BLING Posted August 13, 2005 Share Posted August 13, 2005 this would have been even cooler had it been at his bachelor party... I liked that his friend was out, never to be seen again... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted August 13, 2005 Share Posted August 13, 2005 Why the hell didnt he do anything for two weeks? This is what i dont understand. Did he think it would just go away or something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODS-1 Posted August 13, 2005 Share Posted August 13, 2005 How did he hide that thing for two weeks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asitseems Posted August 14, 2005 Share Posted August 14, 2005 Originally posted by ODS-1@Aug 13 2005, 05:13 PM How did he hide that thing for two weeks? Quoted post very carefully i'd imagine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiaperBaby Posted August 14, 2005 Share Posted August 14, 2005 It takes skill and planning!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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