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Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread

 

i think the the owner of the land rover parked outside my house decided to do an insurance job and put it on flames at 2am this morning. i looked for my camera but it was in my car and i was too lazy to get it. i'll just take pics of the aftermath.

 

morning pic

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afternoon pic

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sometimes being in a relationship gets me down

friday night going out for example

tango plays wingman to all of his buddies

all of tangos friends end up with a girl thanks to his masterful interceptions of potential cock blockers

goes home hoping for a little something himself

low and behold

the woman has a headache

laaaaame

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I saw Gabriel Iglesias (the stand up comic) live on friday night.

That guy was fucking hilarious.

 

I think hes going to the bay area soon....don't miss his show...its dope!

(youll especially like it if youre hispanic or understand the culture.)

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I saw Gabriel Iglesias (the stand up comic) live on friday night.

That guy was fucking hilarious.

 

I think hes going to the bay area soon....don't miss his show...its dope!

(youll especially like it if youre hispanic or understand the culture.)

 

Or are VERY VERY fat...

 

He's pretty funny though.

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Nah Manute, this chick was some chick my Myspace mate knows, and he told me to hit it.

She is apparently coming down this weekend to help me disturb the neighbours at the house I am housesitting at with loud screaming sex noises.

 

Ahh fuck, as I was typing this, she sent me another picture message to my phone (which can't recieve picture messages unless I call my provider). FUCK!!!!!! I want to see these Double D's unclothed!!!

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i would post them without a worry, but I can't hookup this phone to my computer.

My Razr died (I think the battery has shat itself) and my SLVR came in the ocean with me (and subsequently died).

I wanna see them as badly as you do!!!!

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im the crazy cleaning pregnant lady right now. i just cleaned for 7 hours straight. scrubbing walls, the fridge, scrubbing cabinets, organzing food in the cabinets, mopping old school style on my knees, vacuuming and busting out with all the vacuum parts.. lets not talk about what i did 2 days ago with reorganzing everybodys shit.

 

i'm tireeeeeeed.

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