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Re: It's The Shit Thread - no homo

 

so... i was helping my friend move new furniture into her house today, which sucked, a lot.

it was backbreaking, and her house is built in the most unconvenient way ever.

apparently i fell asleep standing up hunched over her dresser. i woke up on her new bed.

 

were your pants off and her mouth over your penis?

 

cuz thats moving appreciation!

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Re: It's The Shit Thread - no homo

 

God. David Caruso from CSI: Miami is such a shitty actor.

 

They guy and I can't stop laughing at his hilarious one liners

 

This is so true.

 

"You know what they say Frank......Speed kills"

That was my favorite of the ones I watched,.:lol::lol::lol:

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Re: It's The Shit Thread - no homo

 

so last night i was at my friends house and he had shirts and some abc stencils (i don't know why) lying around, so i made a hella hip hop shirt

 

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"Uh, who shot Biggie Smalls?

If we don’t get them, they gon’ get us all

I’m down for runnin’ up on them crackers in they city hall

We ride for y’all - all my dogs stay real

Nigga, don’t think these record deals gon’ feed your seeds

And pay your bills, because they not

MCs get a little bit of love and think they hot

Talkin’ ’bout how much money they got; all y’all records sound the same

I’m sick of that fake thug, R&B-rap scenario, all day on the radio

Same scenes in the video, monotonous material

Y’all don’t here me though

These record labels slang our tapes like dope

You can be next in line and signed; and still be writing rhymes and broke

You would rather have a Lexus? or justice? a dream? or some substance?

A Beamer? a necklace? or freedom?

Still a nigga like me don’t playa-hate, I just stay awake

This real hip-hop; and it don’t stop ’til we get the po-po off the block

They call it…hip..hop..hip..hop..hip..hop..hip..

It’s bigger than..hip..hop..hip..hop..hip..hop..hip-hop"

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Re: It's The Shit Thread - no homo

 

i think i just got into a little fight with a girl named after a shoe...

 

latinnena187: TiMBERLYNz WALKiN ALL DA WAY FROM GLENDALE HEiGHTz TO MY CRiB..

Tails0nE: damn...

Tails0nE: i still dont get her name yo... maybe thats just me...

latinnena187: WUT U MEAN U DN'T GET HER NAME??

latinnena187: LOL

latinnena187: TiM-BER-LYN.

Tails0nE: like..... nigga its a damn boot yo... regardless if u change some letters.... got named after a shoe...

Tails0nE: lol

Tails0nE: maybe its just me i dont know...

latinnena187: LMFAO

latinnena187: HAHA

Tails0nE: nobody else thought this?

Tails0nE: am i the only one??

latinnena187: NO U AiNT THE ONLY ONE

Tails0nE: see... i knew it...

latinnena187: i USED TO MAKE FUN OF HER ALL DA TiME..

Tails0nE: lmao

Tails0nE: what would u say?

Tails0nE: and why dont u make fun of it no more?

Tails0nE: i would..

Tails0nE: haha

latinnena187: HONESTLY i DON'T EVEN REMEMBER THAT WAz LiKE WHEN i BARELY MET HER..

Tails0nE: lol

Tails0nE: her hair is like blondish type shit right?

latinnena187: NOT NO MORE

Tails0nE: yo she could wear a whole timberland outfit and be like the walkin spokesperson for the company....

Tails0nE: no need for bilboards or newspaper adds no more...

latinnena187: LOL SHE SAiD SUK A LEFT NUT

Tails0nE: LMAO

Tails0nE: no thanks....

Tails0nE: wussup wit a discount on some boots though?

Tails0nE: need to cop a pair...

latinnena187: LOL SHE SAiD "NOT FOR U ONLY FO HER GURLz" WHiCH iz ME!!

latinnena187: =D

Tails0nE: thats a way to get fired from the company...

Tails0nE: sexism...

latinnena187: LOL

latinnena187: NiGKA SHUT UP

Tails0nE: LMAO

latinnena187: LMFAO =P

Tails0nE: hahahaha hell naw...

latinnena187: NiNO MENSO

Tails0nE: en ingles por favor?

latinnena187: LOL

latinnena187: U UNDERSTOOD WUT i SAiD CHATA

Tails0nE: ENGLISH.... my spanish is rusty i forget some words... like how i forgot which day it was... yea...

Tails0nE: lol

Tails0nE: i forget these things...

latinnena187: LOL

latinnena187: DiSGRACE

Tails0nE: ouch...

Tails0nE: looooooooow blow..

Tails0nE: :-(

latinnena187: HAHA....

latinnena187: DUUDE i GOTTA TEACH SOME SPANGLiSH

latinnena187: =]

Tails0nE: lol i got my own lil version of spanglish... it might not be as elaborate as your but hey it works....

latinnena187: LEMME SEE

latinnena187: SAY SUMTHiN

Tails0nE: sumthin

latinnena187: PUTO

Tails0nE: pendeja

Tails0nE: ooooooooohh!

latinnena187: >=O

latinnena187: iTz ON

Tails0nE: jk jk

Tails0nE: haha

latinnena187: PiNCHE MAMON

latinnena187: =P

latinnena187: SCRAPA

Tails0nE: pinche dork

latinnena187: iONO THAT CAME FROM TiMMAAAY

Tails0nE: scrapa?

latinnena187: ^

Tails0nE: lol

Tails0nE: laaaame..

latinnena187: CULERO

latinnena187: AHAHA

Tails0nE: hopefully she doesnt say sumthin that stupid around the company chairman... that could get her fired too... stick to the cue cards they give ya..

latinnena187: SHE SAiD "PiNCHE iNECTO"

latinnena187: i DN'T EVEN KNO WUT THAT MEANz....?? =/

latinnena187: LOL

Tails0nE: pinche DUMBASS

latinnena187: SHE SAiD "iMPERiOR"

latinnena187: ?

latinnena187: i DN'T EVEN KNO

Tails0nE: wha thats the new design for the boots?

Tails0nE: sounds dope...

Tails0nE: i might have to check em out..

latinnena187: LOL SHE SAiiDD...COCK MONGLER

Tails0nE: nut swallower

latinnena187: BALL SACK LiCKER

latinnena187: THiNKiNG??

latinnena187: LOL

Tails0nE: asshole licka

latinnena187: SPERM CATCHER???

Tails0nE: testicle shitting rectal wart

latinnena187: FLAMER

Tails0nE: busdown

latinnena187: BUT PLUG??

latinnena187: HAHA YA'LL LAMES

latinnena187: =P

Tails0nE: carpet muncher

Tails0nE: and since your probably a slow ass that means you go down on girls

latinnena187: ASSWiPE

latinnena187: WAiT HOE SHE A SLOW ASS??

latinnena187: HOW*

latinnena187: LOL

Tails0nE: seems like she doesnt got alot goin up in there ya dig?

Tails0nE: sloooooooow

latinnena187: LOL...

Tails0nE: asswipe?

Tails0nE: what are u in 7th grade?

latinnena187: SHE AiNT EVEN GOiN

Tails0nE: ....... to school?

Tails0nE: she must be slow.....

latinnena187: NO ESTUPiDO. SHE SAiD SHE'z DONE

Tails0nE: good...

latinnena187: LOL FUKiN TONiO

Tails0nE: i win...

Tails0nE: score one me, zero for boot gal....

latinnena187: AHAHA HELL NAAH BOOT GAL

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