the leftovers Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread oh and by the way...if ur the 1st person 2 see and you didnt call tha cops or atleast wait you coulda been in mad troublez Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ViolentByDesign Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread Nah it's cool cops and ambulances and shit were in effect, I guess it was dude's fault cus he had to of been fucking flying for it to have gotten smashed that bad it was literally just in pieces allll over, and the speed limit there is probably like 25 mph, he was way over that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread THIS IS WHY YOUR SUPPOSED TO RIDE RESPONSIBLY!!! Fucking squids...honestly I put $100 on it being an 07 suzuki GSX-R 600 its the ultimate noob bike now since suzuki basically makes it retarded not to own one financing is so cheap you dont even need full coverage or loan lease pay off to own one. Now all these people are getting them as their first bike and fucking dropping them because they got all this power and no brains or experience to go along with it. Fucking idiots doing 150 down the highway in a t-shirt and shorts splittign lanes attempting wheelies and falling. I took a kid out last friday down some of my back roads which are pretty technical and dude fucking dropped it and I was leading going slow fucking kid gunned it over a hill went right into the woods...07 gsxr 600... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread You silly boys (andmesthree) need to be careful on them damn bikes. ....scum1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread oooooooh I see how it is...pssssht Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ViolentByDesign Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread Yeah people are fucking retards with them things. I'm seeing a shitload of young ass dudes getting bikes now. If I got one I would get a Ducati them jawns are sexy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread Hey..I was just telling you to be careful. Don't psssht me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ViolentByDesign Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread I need some fucking food mang. The only thing I have eaten in the past 24 hours was a bag of stolen beef jerky that I ended up giving half away to greedy drunk people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread I'm eating carrots. I kinda live off carrots. And turkey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread ^^PSSSSSSHT!!! Yeah people are fucking retards with them things. I'm seeing a shitload of young ass dudes getting bikes now. If I got one I would get a Ducati them jawns are sexy. Dude I was about to get a ducati...fuck the maintanence on those bitches soooooooo fucking expensive and I am family friends with the service manager at the dealer makes it not worth it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mellow Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread so i found madlibs on the internet...i filled it out and this is the story i got: Copernicus Four hundred years ago people knew little about our slutty universe. They thought that the earth was the center of the entire pussy and that the sun and all of the nipples revolved around it. But then a/an chinese named Copernicus discovered the truth. The earth revolves around the testicle 4,635 times a year. Copernicus, whose last name was Huxtable, was born in Warsaw, and he used one of the first fat telescopes, which was invented by eastbaypowerhouse. This primitive telescope was little more than two pieces of fried chicken stuck on each end of a/an pencil. In 1600 an Italian janitor named Galileo expanded Copernicus's ugly theories, but during the Inquisition in Italy he was swiftly arrested. After pissing for six months in jail, Galileo was forced to run. haah "the earth revolves around the testicle" people have to much time on their hands Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quaranta-Due Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread Sweet, I was involved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread An amusement park is always fun to visit on a hot summer piehole. When you get there, you can rent a oven and go for a swim. And there are lots of grassy things to eat. You can start off with a hot dog on a/an neck piece with mustard, relish, and tittie balls on it. Then you can have a buttered ear of helmut head with a nice ravishing slice of watermelon and a big bottle of cold milky semen. When you are full, it's time to go on the roller coaster, which should settle your glove. Other amusement park rides are the Dodge-Em which has little hammers, that you drive and run into other tooshies, and the Merry-Go-Round where you can sit on a big handjob and try to grab the gold bj as you ride past. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread niggas are silly with it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ViolentByDesign Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread haha wow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread NEW DRINK! 2 parts horchata 1 part coconut flavored rum And a dash of goldschläger Over ice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread is that a "white mexican"? (get it?...instead of white russian) i crack myself up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread hahaha...horchata....watch all these bars start carrying horchata/tamarindo machines Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread is that a "white mexican"? (get it?...instead of white russian) i crack myself up. its called a rice rocket a white mexican is a white russian only with horchata instead of of the dairy cream/milk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread hahaha rice rocket... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread oh word? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread when the hyphy movement goes wrong....from the best of youtube thread... http://youtube.com/watch?v=tbSUOdqC8WI Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quaranta-Due Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread Dude looked like Cake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread with a nice ravishing slice of watermelon and a big bottle of cold milky semen. :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: ...dont you just love madlibs!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread Sweet, I was involved. yeah....so was theo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllTheWrongWords Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread An amusement park is always fun to visit on a hot summer piehole. When you get there, you can rent a oven and go for a swim. And there are lots of grassy things to eat. You can start off with a hot dog on a/an neck piece with mustard, relish, and tittie balls on it. Then you can have a buttered ear of helmut head with a nice ravishing slice of watermelon and a big bottle of cold milky semen. When you are full, it's time to go on the roller coaster, which should settle your glove. Other amusement park rides are the Dodge-Em which has little hammers, that you drive and run into other tooshies, and the Merry-Go-Round where you can sit on a big handjob and try to grab the gold bj as you ride past. Ad Libs is mad fun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread Hey anybody want to adopt me for 3 months? i graduated from HS in June, i am 17 years old so every fucking time i apply for a job i have to put that i am 16-17 so i think thats why i am not being hired, shits fucking lame. I'm into drinking and smoking and partying. i am also so fucking sick of the 110+ weather here in Palm Springs, CA. I will now start taking applications, if you are the lucky person who gets blessed with me i will drive from CA to where ever in my truck and i will have like 1,000 cash to hang out. haha, seriously tho. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread if you want to fly to aus you're more than welcome to stay with me and the girl but you have to be at least 18 so you can get maggot at pubs etc and have drivers license so you can be my chauffeur on call 24/7 thats how you can pay your part of the rent sound fair? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread oh wait you're 16-17 nevermind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread Hahah! Chauffeur to pay for rent eh? Maybe I should move in, hahahahaha. Just kidding, I hate driving, it gives me the shits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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