papa_dukes Posted September 9, 2006 Share Posted September 9, 2006 Re: Shit The Shit Thread shittin the shit daily Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted September 10, 2006 Share Posted September 10, 2006 Re: Shit The Shit Thread just got back in. don't you hate it when you run into somebody you haven't seen in hella long and you're forced to say hello?! yeah that shit happen twice to me tonight. fucking awkward. fatal/:krunk: ps. houston graffiti is stupid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duck Butter Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 Re: Shit The Shit Thread wonk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 Re: Shit The Shit Thread Sexual urges of men and women "I never have quite figured out why the sexual urges of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. And I never figured out why men think with their head and women think with their heart. And I never yet have figured out how the sexual desire gene gets thrown into a state of turmoil when it hears the words "I do." One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it. I just want you to hold me." I said, "WHAT???" So she says the words that I and every husband on the planet dread. She explains that I must not be in tune with her emotional needs as a woman. I'm thinking, "What was her first clue?" I finally realize that nothing was going to happen that night, so I went to sleep. The very next day, we went shopping at a big, unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on three different, very expensive outfits. She could not decide which one to take, so I told her to take all three of them. She then tells me that she wants matching shoes worth $200.00 a pair to which I say OK. And then we go to the jewellery department where she gets a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you. She was so excited. She must have thought that I was one wave short of a shipwreck, but I don't think she cared. I think she was testing me when she asked for a tennis bracelet because she does not even play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I told her that it was OK. She was almost sexually excited from all of this, and you should have seen her face when she said, "I'm ready to go to the cash register." I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No, honey, I don't feel like buying all this stuff now." You should have seen her face. It went completely blank. I then said, "Really, honey, I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "You must not be in tune with my financial needs as a man." I figure that I won't be having sex again until some time after the Spring of 2008 but godammit it was worth it." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IRONHEAD Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 Re: Shit The Shit Thread fuckin military man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 Re: Shit The Shit Thread so all the parking by my house is taken up. GREAT, now i have to walk a block to get to my car. annoying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CORPORAL-PUNISHMENT Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 Re: Shit The Shit Thread good shit casek... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 Re: Shit The Shit Thread i just took a midterm and now have 45 mins to kill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 Re: Shit The Shit Thread howd ya do? edit - fuck i bit into something hard in my sandwich earlier and now my tooth hurts like a mugg! argg! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makeithappennn Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 Re: Shit The Shit Thread everyone stalk this girl. AIM - Grr iits Liiz x3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 Re: Shit The Shit Thread she is in the shower what did she do i need some backgrounjd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makeithappennn Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 Re: Shit The Shit Thread shes too stupid for her own good,she sent my friend an invite to a chat room for no reason. dude: who are you Grr iits Liiz x3: idk bywe dude: you're retarded Grr iits Liiz x3: no more lik u r dude: can you type in correct english at least? Grr iits Liiz x3: wtf Grr iits Liiz x3: !!!!! Grr iits Liiz x3: huh dude: can you dude: type Grr iits Liiz x3: can i what?? dude: correct english Grr iits Liiz x3: ok. hi who are you today is that good enough!! dude: who am i today? Grr iits Liiz x3: YEA! dude: im who i allways am. Grr iits Liiz x3: good? Grr iits Liiz x3: bad? dude: do you mean how? Grr iits Liiz x3: yeaaa dude: go back to fucking middle school girl Grr iits Liiz x3: im in high school god damn u dude: what city do you live in Grr iits Liiz x3: califronia uu Grr iits Liiz x3: california* dude: so how did you get my screen name and why did you invite me to a chat? Grr iits Liiz x3: iidk my friend found ur sn && idk where dude: oh dude: so can i pee in your butt? end of conversation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 Re: Shit The Shit Thread howd ya do? edit - fuck i bit into something hard in my sandwich earlier and now my tooth hurts like a mugg! argg! i think i did just fine on it. and i even got out of class early. woohoo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malca Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 Re: Shit The Shit Thread fuck, i am bored. i need to find the link to the bubble wrap popping site? anyone know it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isor357 Posted October 31, 2006 Share Posted October 31, 2006 Re: Shit The Shit Thread So i took a shit tonite.... In an alley behind an abandoned car. What can i say.I wiped my ass with someones mail. I was walking to the store to cop a 40. On the way home. About 6 blocks from the criblet shit got serious. The first thing i thought about was how i talked some shit on the I SHIT MY PANTS THREAD. Theres no shame in my game It was pretty bad. I was in serious discomfort so i did what i had to do. No exagerations. Nobody seen me, Someones credit card bill got pwned though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted October 31, 2006 Share Posted October 31, 2006 Re: Shit The Shit Thread school is annoying the shit out of me. co-signed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted October 31, 2006 Share Posted October 31, 2006 Re: Shit The Shit Thread Also casek that is some funny shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 Re: Shit The Shit Thread gotta drop today for the job. i just drank some of the ready clean drink. i hope it works, it tasted horrible. we'll see. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 Re: Shit The Shit Thread i drank it and was fine BUT 'i followed their 'clean for 48 hours prior' rule Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 Re: Shit The Shit Thread damn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 Re: Shit The Shit Thread getting stuck with new teachers is way annoying. especially the ambitious ones. well, also the ones that don't know how to organize their class. they're all annoying. puh. im ready to be done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokals.. Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 Re: Shit The Shit Thread for once, i feel like i am not stressing about teh work... even though it's highly lame... edit.... fuck work!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 Re: Shit The Shit Thread these past two weeks have been really awful... I'm determined to make sure that this weeek is awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 Re: Shit The Shit Thread i would make sure my week was awesome...if i had any money. screw necessities... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 Re: Shit The Shit Thread i just have my super awesome optimistic outlook on life. that will get me through the week just fine. I hope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 Re: Shit The Shit Thread i dont have any optimism for this week so far. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 Re: Shit The Shit Thread I am catching up on all my work today so I can not be stressed out this weekend when I am dressed up as the lead singer from flock of seagulls... with a sport coat neon green tshirt under it jeans and reebok pumps...anyone know where i could get a pair of reebok pumps? 80's party here i come... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokals.. Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 Re: Shit The Shit Thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 Re: Shit The Shit Thread other than ebay...nope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 Re: Shit The Shit Thread I'm changing my major for the third time in two months, for the new spring semester. I feel good about this one. Third time is the charm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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