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FROSTY

i fuked your _____ storys

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yo know how in porno mags they got those storys about maried ladies fuckin there daughters boyfriend while she watched type things. whell those are all fake but do any of you know of any real funny ones. i know some dude who went to england and fuked a 30 year old who had kids. pretty gross if you ask me but kinda funny. any who post it for some shitz and giggles!

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Originally posted by FROSTY

and fuked a 30 year old who had kids. pretty gross if you ask

 

oh yeah real gut wrentching spewness...

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Originally posted by FROSTY

fuked a 30 year old who had kids. pretty gross if you ask me but kinda funny.

 

Were the kids watching ?? arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh:crazy:

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rebound relationship...

 

I broke up with this girl a couple years ago, it was kind of a drag because we'd been going out for a couple years and I liked her alot but... I don't think I'm freaky, but she just wasnt diggin the sex angle or something, she called me a freak alot... so... we broke up and I went out with some of my friends to this bar where I used to work. There was this girl who had always hung out when I worked there and we started talking and I told her about that girl saying I was a freak, and she was like *boing* "I'm real kinky, let's go to my house!" and she fully dragged me out of the bar, but it was cool, she is pretty hot... so we went back to her house and we have to sneak in because her dad is asleep and stuff... anyway, we go back to her bedroom and she goes into her bathroom saying "I'll be right back"... and when she comes out she's in this latex push-up thing with her tits fallin out and no panties but some thigh high black boots... she took one look at me laying on her sofa naked and smoking and said "What the fuck? That's not kinky!"

I said "Well, I don't know what you call kinky, but while you were in the bathroom, I fucked your cocker spaniel and took a shit in your purse."

 

:eek: :lick:

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my friend had sex with a 30year old mom who had to kids

he did her in the bushed next to a poluted swamp

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my friend, asked some chick for directions, the next thing he knows, he;s in her condo looking at pics of her kids (who are in college), while she is sucking on his dick. turns out she was like 45 or something.

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Originally posted by Vanity

i'd hit a 30 year old w/ out thinkin twice..

 

word. they fuck WAY better. no inhibitions, no games, not worried that others will think they're a slut. none of that bullshit that comes with fucking a a lot of teens. they're down to just get it on.

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Originally posted by Vanity

i'd hit a 30 year old w/ out thinkin twice..

 

much better than some stuck up little teen-bitch...

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my friend when he was 15 fucked his cousins wife while she was 3 mons pregant every day for like a month. then she left his cousin to try to be with him. when he was 15! he was like fuck that shit. i thought it was funny.

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New Fox in the hole.

 

Let me start of with, once upon a day, much like today only about a year ago. I was training the new hires into my office, I worked at an insurance company that is really well known. So I work with mostly women in my office, this is not realy a plus in the long run. So I catch this young lady checking me out. I think nothing of it and while Im at lunch they start the twenty one question with my good friend. She hypes me up, telling her Im the nice guy that gets disrespected too much. So she starts hitting on me for about a week, By the next friday she is all about it. At lunch we were supposed to go to lunch, we only made it to the roof, where she watched airplanes fly overhead, I was more into her body. We both come back and my friend knew I did the deed. She wanted to hang out all weekend but I had plans. I come to find out she was married to a military man, has wanted to leave him, now wants me to bang her out untill he gets back. You cant trust women. The end, or happily ever after.

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Last year my sister went for a year long trip, so I naturally moved in on her firends...;)

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Re: New Fox in the hole.

 

Originally posted by CATS

Let me start of with, once upon a day, much like today only about a year ago. I was training the new hires into my office, I worked at an insurance company that is really well known. So I work with mostly women in my office, this is not realy a plus in the long run. So I catch this young lady checking me out. I think nothing of it and while Im at lunch they start the twenty one question with my good friend. She hypes me up, telling her Im the nice guy that gets disrespected too much. So she starts hitting on me for about a week, By the next friday she is all about it. At lunch we were supposed to go to lunch, we only made it to the roof, where she watched airplanes fly overhead, I was more into her body. We both come back and my friend knew I did the deed. She wanted to hang out all weekend but I had plans. I come to find out she was married to a military man, has wanted to leave him, now wants me to bang her out untill he gets back. You cant trust women. The end, or happily ever after.

 

That is a damn good story....... I used to have a job where I worked with predominantly women and I've some similar run-ins..... no pun intended! One time when I was part time management at this nice restaurant there was this skeezer ass cocktail waitress who had a friend who came in with her one night. The friend says to me "Hey why don't you stay and have a drink???" I agreed and next thing you know she's got her hands up on my stomach squeezing on my abs talking about "yummy boy tummy"!?!?! Whatever in the fuck that is......

She starts biting on my neck right??? Her and her friend, the cocktail waitress, take me into the public bathroom for customers since it's like 11:30 at night and they start making out with each other and groping on each other...... with me right in on the action..... the cocktail waitress then says "I'm going back out to the bar" and leaves me in the bathroom with the other freak and from there on out it was on......

The funniest thing was that my friend was paging me 911 because he was leaving to fly to New York the next day and he wanted to go to the fr8 yard to paint some fr8's before he left which we did when I was done....... So I got lucky twice over that day!!!! Really one of the best days of my life....... Fond memories....

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Yes boring, those by far are the dopest of all memories, Painting, and pussy. MMMM Good.

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Re: Re: New Fox in the hole.

 

Originally posted by Boring Bastard

 

That is a damn good story....... I used to have a job where I worked with predominantly women and I've some similar run-ins..... no pun intended! One time when I was part time management at this nice restaurant there was this skeezer ass cocktail waitress who had a friend who came in with her one night. The friend says to me "Hey why don't you stay and have a drink???" I agreed and next thing you know she's got her hands up on my stomach squeezing on my abs talking about "yummy boy tummy"!?!?! Whatever in the fuck that is......

She starts biting on my neck right??? Her and her friend, the cocktail waitress, take me into the public bathroom for customers since it's like 11:30 at night and they start making out with each other and groping on each other...... with me right in on the action..... the cocktail waitress then says "I'm going back out to the bar" and leaves me in the bathroom with the other freak and from there on out it was on......

The funniest thing was that my friend was paging me 911 because he was leaving to fly to New York the next day and he wanted to go to the fr8 yard to paint some fr8's before he left which we did when I was done....... So I got lucky twice over that day!!!! Really one of the best days of my life....... Fond memories....

 

lucky bitch.

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Re: rebound relationship...

 

Originally posted by Smart

…me laying on her sofa naked and smoking…

 

 

"Well, I don't know what you call kinky, but while you were in the bathroom, I fucked your cocker spaniel and took a shit in your purse."

 

 

LO-FUCKING-L! I wanted to burst out laughing, but Im at work.

I got one, but I cant type too much in thie new chair im in. peace.

 

webIScovertToday

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