Mauler5150 Posted June 15, 2023 Share Posted June 15, 2023 After watching a compilation of Peep Show on Youtube, the mere mention of "Aberdeen" bought a random thought of the greatest pick up line ever used by Me at a pub called the Aberdeen. I met some random chick and upon learning that my name was "Matt", she pulled down her bottom lip to reveal my name tattooed on the inside of her mouth. My line was "It must be fate" and kissed her in the smoothest move ever done by an inebriated mid 20 something version of me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted June 16, 2023 Share Posted June 16, 2023 Jimmy Buffett can suck my dick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted June 16, 2023 Share Posted June 16, 2023 nope ...me and my 62 degree apartment will not be separated from each other in order to SOCIALIZE at summer events 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted June 16, 2023 Share Posted June 16, 2023 2 hours ago, MOOGLE? said: nope ...me and my 62 degree apartment will not be separated from each other in order to SOCIALIZE at summer events Socialising? Is that what the kids are calling DMs these days? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted June 16, 2023 Share Posted June 16, 2023 7 hours ago, MOOGLE? said: nope ...me and my 62 degree apartment will not be separated from each other in order to SOCIALIZE at summer events It's been 100° + down here, and yesterday I had to drop off a package with UPS. It's been going on for a while, but there is this small booth out side the store trying to sell some crap about gun violence and whatnot. Dude asks if I have a minute and I am like, "Nope!" Because I am thinking who wants to stand outside in 100° weather to converse about nonsense that will never happen? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted June 16, 2023 Share Posted June 16, 2023 If we're ever employed together and someone is needed to tell the boss to go fuck themself, I'm that guy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted June 16, 2023 Share Posted June 16, 2023 OMB BAY BAY! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted June 16, 2023 Share Posted June 16, 2023 fee seize Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted June 17, 2023 Share Posted June 17, 2023 (edited) how the fuck does lana del ray's cover of doin time replace nearly every every sublime bass tutorial/cover on youtube? this shit is hindering my piracy sample crate digging hard...im not trying to do all that work isolating the herbie mann summertime bass Edited June 17, 2023 by MOOGLE? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted June 17, 2023 Share Posted June 17, 2023 My Dad's nickname was Herbie, to the extent it was his name as used by my aunts and uncles. All I have to add to Moogle's post as MO ogles this strange world I inhabit testing this train line from Aubin Grove to Mandurah for the first time ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted June 17, 2023 Share Posted June 17, 2023 Also contemplating putting out a call for anyone in Perth to go piece up the back fence of my Dad's place given it is adjacent Kwinana freeway given he would rather his own kids be homeless so he can get rental income from some random NPCs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted June 17, 2023 Share Posted June 17, 2023 Mandurah gets a bad rep due to crackheads and governmenr provided housing, but it is an idyllic spot with dolphins usually swimming through the estuary here. Now to find somewheee ti have a drink. Also to those in other parts of the world who have been following my recent travels, consider it is Winter here right now and we never worry about the nuisance that ice falling from the sky as the Mandurah crackheads will warm their globes to take care of any threat in that regard. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted June 17, 2023 Share Posted June 17, 2023 Came to "Murphy's Irish Pub". Used my IRA joke to get the answer "Something like that" before paying $12 something for a pint of Heineken. I will remember to chastise Eve (Murphy - the HR girl who snitched on me for drunkenly ranting at after work drinks one time - never fgt) next time I hear or see her that I had to pay due to her snitching on me in the past. This was in 2013 or so, way past the origination of "Team Alco" yet my behaviours were still holding on even though I was absent from 12oz. Typical "Eve" behaviour of course. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted June 19, 2023 Share Posted June 19, 2023 31 minutes ago, nicklesndimes said: no one: corporations: "we should develop and process until it's quality is compromised, making all quality forms obsolete. then we should have super bowl commercials." *fixed 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted June 19, 2023 Share Posted June 19, 2023 Kelly Clarkson reminds me of the real life Miss Piggy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted June 20, 2023 Share Posted June 20, 2023 Typed my rando thought, then deleted. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted June 22, 2023 Share Posted June 22, 2023 So wait, you mean all these younger dudes with mustaches aren't gay? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted June 22, 2023 Share Posted June 22, 2023 I may have said this before somewhere in the oontz, but it still stands true. People drive like their politics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted June 26, 2023 Share Posted June 26, 2023 Remember that brief moment at the beginning of the pandemic where people were like "supermarket workers are heroes!" Now that this pandemic thing has subsided a bit people are back to "don't look me in the eye when you bag my shit you filthy subhuman!" 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted June 26, 2023 Share Posted June 26, 2023 quitting cigs this winter was the best idea ever cause i dont have to go outside for a smoke in this humidity 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted June 27, 2023 Share Posted June 27, 2023 As part of my "upgrade" pathway of my game of 911, or "God Plane", I use the Airdrop function on my iPhone as my way of seeing if those around me on their phones are actually human or those I should be targeting as I attempt to share the image of the Lamborghini parked outside the church at Tibidabo. It's a simple way to discern friend from foe. If you have an Android, then you are probably a malware infested robot. Probably. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted June 27, 2023 Share Posted June 27, 2023 (edited) I am equally parts joking and equal parts serious with the above post as always, so I will be collecting my two Android phones tomorrow to fill out my full complement of 5 portable "drone deployers" aka weapons in my war against the assassins (Ass Ass In-s - as they are effectively the living dead, equivalents to a prolapsed asshole or at best "haemmoroids"). Plus I will need to do this as all my lightning cables keep breaking and I can't afford to replace them right now. I was also thinking "Prince of Perth-IA" is better more marketable name for my battle against the soulless machine (IA being the inverse of AI as any "Actual Intelligence" would not punish me to a life of "dead end" jobs in spite of my qualifications) deployed hITmen and women that come for my head as I seek to reclaim my rightful throne as King. It is only a matter of time now. Edited June 27, 2023 by Mauler5150 ADHD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted June 27, 2023 Share Posted June 27, 2023 Also, in digging through the OSX framework to get an idea of how my OS functions, the fact that "iCal" is relating to the invisible "UmbICAL cord" that sees Me existing in this Matrix needs to be stated such that the CSS layers can be augmented to reflect my preferred choice in my environmental aesthetic choices as opposed to the jungle like urban wasteland I seem to have to traverse through every day in order to get to anywhere that looks decent nature wise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted June 27, 2023 Share Posted June 27, 2023 And wouldn't it be funny for the IluminATI who run the simulation to have a PC product company named ATI that makes CPUs and graphics cards? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted June 27, 2023 Share Posted June 27, 2023 Who will win the war between artificial intelligence and natural stupidity? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted June 27, 2023 Share Posted June 27, 2023 Aw shit, rounded the corner and headed for a July 3rd supermoon, full buck too! AROOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted June 29, 2023 Share Posted June 29, 2023 Maybe I need to chill. I been allowed out of bounds in certain RR locations so much that when the rando worker comes along and tries to enforce the rules I'm ready to tell him to suck my dick, I'm gonna get my pics and leave, and I'll do this again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted June 30, 2023 Share Posted June 30, 2023 I get that for Bud drinkers Budweiser is this supposed manly beer and Bud Light, the lesser Budweiser, is now gay. But with Bud Light being lesser Budweiser I wonder if they have it all wrong. What if Bud Light is the lesser, gay version of an even gayer, superhomo Budweiser? Do we need to warn people? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted June 30, 2023 Share Posted June 30, 2023 @One Man Banned like Budweiser is on some Tom of Finland leather daddy power top steez and bud light is the femboy super sub bottom? 1 1 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted June 30, 2023 Share Posted June 30, 2023 1 hour ago, One Man Banned said: I get that for Bud drinkers Budweiser is this supposed manly beer and Bud Light, the lesser Budweiser, is now gay. But with Bud Light being lesser Budweiser I wonder if they have it all wrong. What if Bud Light is the lesser, gay version of an even gayer, superhomo Budweiser? Do we need to warn people? Well considering a prolapsed asshole is usually referred to as a "RoseBUD" I figure you can guess the rest.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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