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I just put together a flat pack chest of drawers, I'm awesome at it. So as I'm putting it together I'm thinking I can't believe people pay someone to come do this shit for them...then it hit me, possibly my best idea ever. I'm going to start my own flat pack assembly business; but what will set me apart from all the other people offering this service?

I'm going to do it in my fucking underwear.

I reckon I'll be loaded come Christmas and in two years I shall be able to retire from the proceeds and buy my own private island and a large native man who will wear nothing but a loin cloth and serve me cocktails with little umbrellas and cherries.

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