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A former Sydney policewoman who gave information from the police database to an employee of the Ibrahim family has been sentenced to at least 12 months' jail, with a judge declaring her guilty of a "gross breach of trust".

Jenna-Lee Hughes, who has been pursuing a career as a bikini model since leaving the force, cried in the dock as District Court Judge Mark Marien said she had been unremorseful for her "serious criminal conduct" and that "nothing less than full-time custody is appropriate".

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The title of the world's most expensive penthouse has returned to the playground for the super rich – Monaco.

 

The developers of a five-level penthouse on the Mediterranean will be hoping to find a buyer willing to spend $360 million when it hits the market next year.

 

Ideally, the buyer will enjoy a dip: the proposed penthouse has a private waterslide connected to an "infinity-edge" swimming pool 150 metres above the ground.

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hahaha...sad thing is im about at that age where youre supposed to go get tha done once a year....A couple of my friends have already had it done...I think ill gamble with the ass cancer as opposed to dudes finger.....Airplane pilot simulator? Nah bruhhhh, prostate examine simulator, ya know, tryin to get my cake up as a proctologist and what not....

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"Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Christy, take off your robe. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. Sabrina, remove your dress. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Sabrina, why don't you, uh, dance a little. Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything I've heard in rock. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your asshole. Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and Against All Odds. Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Sussudio, a great, great song, a personal favorite."

 

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