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also i was hangin out with my cool ass sister last night who likes to ball out and treat the kid to a good time whenever she sees my handsome face like shes more successful than I... (thats disputable)

 

 

and all she did was play this song over and over when we were driving it was awesome.

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A 21st about 3 months ago. The girl had recently decided to switch her life ambition from primary school teacher to 'glamour model' (facebook self-promo photos etc) so she's battling in the friend department. About 7 people showed up, during the speeches her mum stormed on stage yelling how they were shaming the family (they were extremely kind in the speeches), and then 3 horses came in and covered the floor in shit. Then she stripped down to her bra and thong and rode one out of the venue. I have photos.

 

carlcaddyshackhose.jpg

 

This crowd has gone deadly silent, a Cinderella story outta nowhere.

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93 till infinity... Say'n...

 

you were a cum stain on a sock when Super Mario Bros first came out

 

you were a fetus when Michael Irvin was doing coke and scoring touchdowns

 

you were a toddler when 2PAC GOT SHOT

 

you were learning to wipe your own ass during Jordan's game 6

 

you were a snot nosed kid when the world thought that a computer error would destroy life as we know it

 

you were still scared of the dark when the twin towers fell

 

YOU DON'T EVEN REMEMBER THE HOT VERSION OF BRITNEY SPEARS OR LINDSAY LOHAN

 

iCARLY played a significant role in your life when you were doing your homework!

 

 

WE ELECTED A BLACK GUY FOR PRESIDENT WHEN YOU FIRST TRIED POT

 

 

 

AND WITHIN A YEAR YOU'VE BOUGHT YOUR FIRST PACK OF CIGARETTES AND/OR GOT A JANK ASS TATTOO

 

 

 

YOUR OPINION ON ANYTHING UNTIL 2020 IS FUCKING IRRELEVANT

 

 

JUST SAYING.

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Recently, I noticed my teacher having a wide whiteboard eraser, that sorta looks like an x-tra wide Markwell mop. I suddenly got the idea of turning these erasers into mops. I haven't got any yet to try it out, but the idea's up for grabs. The erasers sorta look like these ones, but much wider.

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you were a cum stain on a sock when Super Mario Bros first came out

 

you were a fetus when Michael Irvin was doing coke and scoring touchdowns

 

you were a toddler when 2PAC GOT SHOT

 

you were learning to wipe your own ass during Jordan's game 6

 

you were a snot nosed kid when the world thought that a computer error would destroy life as we know it

 

you were still scared of the dark when the twin towers fell

 

YOU DON'T EVEN REMEMBER THE HOT VERSION OF BRITNEY SPEARS OR LINDSAY LOHAN

 

iCARLY played a significant role in your life when you were doing your homework!

 

 

WE ELECTED A BLACK GUY FOR PRESIDENT WHEN YOU FIRST TRIED POT

 

 

 

AND WITHIN A YEAR YOU'VE BOUGHT YOUR FIRST PACK OF CIGARETTES AND/OR GOT A JANK ASS TATTOO

 

 

 

YOUR OPINION ON ANYTHING UNTIL 2020 IS FUCKING IRRELEVANT

 

 

JUST SAYING.

 

do me do me. 1987 go!!!

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:lol: 24'd

 

Brickos most definitely wasn't born in the 90s, unless there are two different brickos on here.

 

You should go try that rant on your girlfriend who was born in the 90s though. That'll show her!

 

if you cant stick your dick in a kid from the nineties /nopedo

 

fuck they good for?

 

and idk but dude said 93, and it says BRICKOS2... COPE3....

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