SaracasticH 0 Posted January 27, 2004 Share Posted January 27, 2004 BEIN ICE COLD! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jackson 144 Posted January 27, 2004 Share Posted January 27, 2004 "No it doesnt say die Bart die, its german, it means 'the Bart, the'" "Ahh no one who speaks german can be an evil man." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest comdek Posted January 27, 2004 Share Posted January 27, 2004 Ball sweat smells like vinegar. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
GnomeToys 333 Posted January 27, 2004 Share Posted January 27, 2004 http://monni.homeip.net/kuvat/wappu02/51_and_nobody_cares_for_me.jpg'> Discuss. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
26SidedCube 10 Posted January 27, 2004 Share Posted January 27, 2004 Originally posted by comdek Ball sweat smells like vinegar. You've got problems. My balls always seemed to smell like peroxide after gym class or skating... it's been a while since I checked the meter, tho. ..what's better than cracking your knuckles while jerking off? Crackin up. When soemthing hilarious happens in a porno and you can't help but laugh... then you put yourself outside of the situation as to what you actually look like at that point... yeah... who's got problems? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kr430n5_666 30 Posted January 27, 2004 Share Posted January 27, 2004 http://www.kak.ru/images/archive/11-12/package/PDJpage18.jpg'> Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Crimsøn 1 Posted January 27, 2004 Share Posted January 27, 2004 Originally posted by Jackson "No it doesnt say die Bart die, its german, it means 'live Bart live'" "Ahh no one who speaks german can be a bad person" the Bart the. Is what it is. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
adderall 1 Posted January 28, 2004 Share Posted January 28, 2004 inserting a thermometer into your urethra until the entire length is engulfed, then smashing it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
GnomeToys 333 Posted January 28, 2004 Share Posted January 28, 2004 Watching in glee as the moderators finally ban SarcasticH. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
S@T@N 0 Posted January 28, 2004 Share Posted January 28, 2004 Originally posted by 26SidedCube You've got problems. My balls always seemed to smell like peroxide after gym class or skating... it's been a while since I checked the meter, tho. ..what's better than cracking your knuckles while jerking off? Crackin up. When soemthing hilarious happens in a porno and you can't help but laugh... then you put yourself outside of the situation as to what you actually look like at that point... yeah... who's got problems? how about right after you bust, and everything that was absolutely ridiculous about the porn catches up with you and you can't ignore it anymore... so you start busting out laughing. like you would've been laughing at it the whole time if you weren't so damn... busy. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. Whoppie 0 Posted January 28, 2004 Share Posted January 28, 2004 when you let out a string of farts you've been holding in for 3 hours, then you feel the warmth rushing through your pants..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jackson 144 Posted January 28, 2004 Share Posted January 28, 2004 Originally posted by S@T@N how about right after you bust, and everything that was absolutely ridiculous about the porn catches up with you and you can't ignore it anymore... so you start busting out laughing. like you would've been laughing at it the whole time if you weren't so damn... busy. Hahahaahaa ahahahahahaaaaa Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_gooch 509 Posted January 28, 2004 Share Posted January 28, 2004 http://www.alliedforce.org/worldrecord.jpg'> try that one on your sack. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
InDY_500 67 Posted January 28, 2004 Share Posted January 28, 2004 u have entirely too much time on ur hands........this thread is gonna get SHUT DOWN......... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Overtime 354 Posted January 28, 2004 Share Posted January 28, 2004 damn, i would like to say put ya ass on his dick, put ya hand on ya clit, ask him if he likes that shit.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
effyoo 0 Posted January 28, 2004 Share Posted January 28, 2004 Flexing your biceps while getting a blowjob. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
$360 1 Posted January 28, 2004 Share Posted January 28, 2004 cooler than being cool. http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb/icons/icon31.gif'> Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Overtime 354 Posted January 28, 2004 Share Posted January 28, 2004 damn,,,,,hmmmmm,,,,,,,,,,,,,gettin head where the girl looks at you, thats dope... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FuckWhitey 0 Posted January 28, 2004 Share Posted January 28, 2004 I dont think Ive cracked my knuckles while jacking off.. does it feel good for real? should I try it? I sit dangerous? how do I do it anyway if one hand is busy?answer me you bastard! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
anonymity1 0 Posted January 28, 2004 Share Posted January 28, 2004 Originally posted by SaracasticH WHATS BETTER THEN CRACKING YOUR NUCKLES WHILE JERKING OFF? You are on some weird shit.....?? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FuckWhitey 0 Posted January 28, 2004 Share Posted January 28, 2004 ^^^^ naw man, its pretty good shit! I just tried it! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fatbastard 11 Posted January 28, 2004 Share Posted January 28, 2004 you dirty little bastard. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Overtime 354 Posted January 28, 2004 Share Posted January 28, 2004 poopin on a chinese girl Quote Link to post Share on other sites
S@T@N 0 Posted January 29, 2004 Share Posted January 29, 2004 Originally posted by S@T@N how about right after you bust, and everything that was absolutely ridiculous about the porn catches up with you and you can't ignore it anymore... so you start busting out laughing. like you would've been laughing at it the whole time if you weren't so damn... busy. ok I have an update... in the form of an example. Scenario - porn involving Lexington Steele. The problem: So yeah I'm doing what young lovers do (by young I mean alone and by lovers I mean me) when they watch porn. The thing is Lexington Steele isn't a normal guy. When he busts, he SCREAMS AS FUCKING LOUD AS HE CAN. I mean HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ear piercing shit. So I bust, hear this, and immediately collapse into a fit of completely unbridaled hysteria. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gfreshsushi 1 Posted January 29, 2004 Share Posted January 29, 2004 so sarcastic h is officially one weird freakin dude. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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