WHATS BETTER THEN CRACKING YOUR NUCKLES WHILE JERKING OFF?

[SaracasticH 0]

BEIN ICE COLD!

[Jackson 144]

"No it doesnt say die Bart die, its german, it means 'the Bart, the'"

"Ahh no one who speaks german can be an evil man."

[Guest comdek]

Ball sweat smells like vinegar.

[GnomeToys 331]

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Discuss.

[26SidedCube 10]

Originally posted by comdek

Ball sweat smells like vinegar.

 

You've got problems. My balls always seemed

to smell like peroxide after gym class or skating...

it's been a while since I checked the meter, tho.

 

..what's better than cracking your knuckles

while jerking off? Crackin up. When soemthing

hilarious happens in a porno and you can't help

but laugh... then you put yourself outside of the

situation as to what you actually look like at that

point... yeah... who's got problems?

[Kr430n5_666 30]

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[Crimsøn 1]

Originally posted by Jackson

"No it doesnt say die Bart die, its german, it means 'live Bart live'"

"Ahh no one who speaks german can be a bad person"

 

the Bart the.

Is what it is.

[adderall 1]

inserting a thermometer into your urethra until the entire length is engulfed, then smashing it

[GnomeToys 331]

Watching in glee as the moderators finally ban SarcasticH.

[S@T@N 0]

Originally posted by 26SidedCube

You've got problems. My balls always seemed

to smell like peroxide after gym class or skating...

it's been a while since I checked the meter, tho.

 

..what's better than cracking your knuckles

while jerking off? Crackin up. When soemthing

hilarious happens in a porno and you can't help

but laugh... then you put yourself outside of the

situation as to what you actually look like at that

point... yeah... who's got problems?

 

 

how about right after you bust, and everything that was absolutely

ridiculous about the porn catches up with you and you can't ignore it

anymore... so you start busting out laughing. like you would've been

laughing at it the whole time if you weren't so damn... busy.

[Mr. Whoppie 0]

when you let out a string of farts you've been holding in for 3 hours, then you feel the warmth rushing through your pants.....

[Jackson 144]

Originally posted by S@T@N

how about right after you bust, and everything that was absolutely

ridiculous about the porn catches up with you and you can't ignore it

anymore... so you start busting out laughing. like you would've been

laughing at it the whole time if you weren't so damn... busy.

Hahahaahaa ahahahahahaaaaa

[the_gooch 509]

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try that one on your sack.

[InDY_500 67]

u have entirely too much time on ur hands........this thread is gonna get SHUT DOWN.........

[Overtime 335]

damn, i would like to say

put ya ass on his dick, put ya hand on ya clit, ask him if he likes that shit....

[effyoo 0]

Flexing your biceps while getting a blowjob.

[$360 1]

cooler than being cool.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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[Overtime 335]

damn,,,,,hmmmmm,,,,,,,,,,,,,gettin head where the girl looks at you, thats dope...

[FuckWhitey 0]

I dont think Ive cracked my knuckles while jacking off..

does it feel good for real? should I try it? I sit dangerous? how do I do it anyway if one hand is busy?answer me you bastard!

[anonymity1 0]

Originally posted by SaracasticH

WHATS BETTER THEN CRACKING YOUR NUCKLES WHILE JERKING OFF?

You are on some weird shit.....??

[FuckWhitey 0]

^^^^ naw man, its pretty good shit! I just tried it!

[fatbastard 11]

you dirty little bastard.

[Overtime 335]

poopin on a chinese girl

[S@T@N 0]

Originally posted by S@T@N

how about right after you bust, and everything that was absolutely

ridiculous about the porn catches up with you and you can't ignore it

anymore... so you start busting out laughing. like you would've been

laughing at it the whole time if you weren't so damn... busy.

 

 

ok I have an update... in the form of an example.

 

 

Scenario - porn involving Lexington Steele.

 

The problem: So yeah I'm doing what young lovers do (by young I mean

alone and by lovers I mean me) when they watch porn. The thing is

Lexington Steele isn't a normal guy. When he busts, he SCREAMS AS

FUCKING LOUD AS HE CAN. I mean HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

ear piercing shit. So I bust, hear this, and immediately collapse into a fit

of completely unbridaled hysteria.

[gfreshsushi 1]

so sarcastic h is officially one weird freakin dude.