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WHATS BETTER THEN CRACKING YOUR NUCKLES WHILE JERKING OFF?


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Originally posted by comdek

Ball sweat smells like vinegar.

 

You've got problems. My balls always seemed

to smell like peroxide after gym class or skating...

it's been a while since I checked the meter, tho.

 

..what's better than cracking your knuckles

while jerking off? Crackin up. When soemthing

hilarious happens in a porno and you can't help

but laugh... then you put yourself outside of the

situation as to what you actually look like at that

point... yeah... who's got problems?

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Originally posted by 26SidedCube

You've got problems. My balls always seemed

to smell like peroxide after gym class or skating...

it's been a while since I checked the meter, tho.

 

..what's better than cracking your knuckles

while jerking off? Crackin up. When soemthing

hilarious happens in a porno and you can't help

but laugh... then you put yourself outside of the

situation as to what you actually look like at that

point... yeah... who's got problems?

 

 

how about right after you bust, and everything that was absolutely

ridiculous about the porn catches up with you and you can't ignore it

anymore... so you start busting out laughing. like you would've been

laughing at it the whole time if you weren't so damn... busy.

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Originally posted by S@T@N

how about right after you bust, and everything that was absolutely

ridiculous about the porn catches up with you and you can't ignore it

anymore... so you start busting out laughing. like you would've been

laughing at it the whole time if you weren't so damn... busy.

Hahahaahaa ahahahahahaaaaa

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Originally posted by S@T@N

how about right after you bust, and everything that was absolutely

ridiculous about the porn catches up with you and you can't ignore it

anymore... so you start busting out laughing. like you would've been

laughing at it the whole time if you weren't so damn... busy.

 

 

ok I have an update... in the form of an example.

 

 

Scenario - porn involving Lexington Steele.

 

The problem: So yeah I'm doing what young lovers do (by young I mean

alone and by lovers I mean me) when they watch porn. The thing is

Lexington Steele isn't a normal guy. When he busts, he SCREAMS AS

FUCKING LOUD AS HE CAN. I mean HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

ear piercing shit. So I bust, hear this, and immediately collapse into a fit

of completely unbridaled hysteria.

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