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What To Do With 50 Billion Dollars

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The 50 Billion Doller Holler. What Would You Do?

 

As compiled by Yuck and myself.

We would like to thank Jack Daniels, St. Paulis and Dos Equis.

 

Tell cops if they kill themselves their family will be taken care of.... "taken care of" meaning "killed"

 

Go to a ferrari dealership and test drive a car into a light pole

 

Rent a crane with a big magnet on it and pick up random peoples cars and drop them on other people's cars

 

Rent out Iowa and have a marshmallow fight

 

Pay someone to ass-rape the pope

 

Piss on the Alamo and then light a picture of Ozzy on fire with a hundred dollar bill...

just to piss of metalheads

 

Ship brass knuckles to EVERYONE in Gary, Indiana

 

Hire some one to follow Tease around and everytime he went to say something he would get punched in the mouth...

Install one of those boxing gloves on a couple of poles that pop out everytime he touches a keyboard...

a trapdoor that opens behind him and smacks him in the dome with a tackhammer

 

Hire someone to do all of my talking for me

 

Paint a 300ft upside down flag on the steps of the capital building

 

Jesse jackson would be pissed, but pay him to shut the hell up

 

Volcano base would definately be in order... evil villain style...

Built entirely out of Ivory

 

Eat Dodo eggs for breakfast

 

Pay women to get pregnant to eat Fileted Fetus...

Then pay BG to write a song about it

 

Find a way to hook a necklace up to a multimillion dollar house as a charm

 

Pay Robert Downie JR. to OD on crack

 

Pay super models to fight to the death

 

Petition to have the death penalty to be included on tours of the white house

 

Have people shot people from a sling into a brick wall

 

Buy thousands of supermodels, crush them up in my giant supermodel crusher I'll have built, and then smear them all over whale lips....

eventually kill the whales

 

Pay to see a firetruck drive off the top of a skyscraper into a large crowd of people on a hot day

 

Mix monster trucks and machine guns into one sport where the trucks shoot each other to death... and endorse that

 

Fly Romans to Isreal to have them stab Jews with sharpened crosses

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What would you do with 50 Billion?

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Originally posted by Kr430n5_666

Eight months ago, Bob's testicles were removed.

 

Really now? Well, I smoke more than anyone

you know. Deal with that.

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  • COMPLETELY AUTOMATE EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE INCLUDING MAKING AN AUTOMATIC WANKING MACHINE THAT I COULD JUST SLIP MY COCK INTO AND LET IT DO ITS STUFF
  • A NEW MOBILE TELEPHONE
  • INVEST SOME INTO SOMETHING THATS BOUND NOT TO FAIL
  • BUY A SLICE OF ANTARTICA
  • GET SOME MACCA'S
  • GET A LOT OF PAINT SO I NEVER EVER EVER RAN OUT OF PAINT
  • BUY A CINEMA
  • BUY SOME DVD'S TO PLAY AT THE CINEMA
  • TRAVEL SOMEWHERE IN A HIGH POWERED TURBO JET
  • PAY SCIENTISTS TO BREED A SPECIES OF SUPERDOG THAT CAN BE TRAINED TO WASH YOU, COOK FOR YOU, AND TAKE OUT THE TRASH FOR YOU
  • BUY A PIZZA OVEN
  • GET SOME BEER
  • BUY LOTS OF VINYL INCLUDING SLAYER THE SMITHS WASP HANK WILLIAMS JOY DIVISION THE CURE NEW ORDER MEXICAN RADIO HELLOWEEN AND LOTS MORE
  • BUY AN ICE CREAM FACTORY
  • BUY A CHOCOLATE TOPPING FACTORY SO THAT I HAVE TOPPING TO PLACE ON AFOREMENTIONED ICE CREAM
  • RETIRE BOTH OF MY PARENTS INTO A LOVELY CONDO OR MANSION WHEREVER THEY WANTED AND GIVE THEM AS MUCH MONEY AS THEY WANTED TO DO WHATEVER THEY WANTED WITH
  • TRAVEL TO THE MOON
  • PAY SOMEONE TO THINK OF WHAT TO DO WITH MY MONEY
  • BUY A GYM TO GET FIT IN
  • GIVE MY DOG A MILLION DOLLARS
  • GET SOME TURBO HOT WOMEN TO CHILL WITH ME ALL DAY. EVEN THO I CAN ALREADY.....(AHEEMM)
  • THAT IS ALL FOR NOW
  • AMENDMENTS MAY BE MADE TO THIS LIST AT A LATER TIME
  • YOURS IN ADVANCE
  • TURBO
  • CAPS
  • LO
  • CK
  • .

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Originally posted by Kr430n5_666

Eight months ago, Bob's testicles were removed.

 

Woah, I just got done watching this not 5 minutes ago...

 

I would by an island,

do whatever the fuck I want on my island,

invite people to my island,

have fun on my island.

and watch this

Mix monster trucks and machine guns into one sport where the trucks shoot each other to death... and endorse that

all day.

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Originally posted by Kr430n5_666

Eight months ago, Bob's testicles were removed.

 

heh, subtle.

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TURBOCAPSLOK INTERRUPTS THIS DISCUSSION TO REMIND VIEWERS THAT THIS THREAD IS ABOUT WHAT YOU WOULD DO WITH FIFTY MILLION DOLLARS *END TRANSMISSION*

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i would build a fully functional

1:1 scale replica of Wonkas chocolate factory

i would live there and give tours...

deadly tours

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Guest imported_El Mamerro

-buy that goddamn aircraft carrier that's for sale

-paint "HESH NIGGER WHAT" on its side

-die happy

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i would get a team of engineers to make an invisable trench coat for me... like in harry potter... and i would run crazy stabbin people in my home town! and if i got arrested i would pay the judge off to get me off... ya feel that?

 

or...

 

i would do the willy wonka thing... that idea is bad ass

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i would buy as many sushi resturants in the world, and a plane and crew to fly me all over so all i have to do the rest of my life is eat sushi, and i would still be making millions from all teh resturants to be living gangster :king:

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I'm thinking an island, a shitload of cars and motorcycles and yeah...that aircraft carrier. If you have your own island...you need your own navy.

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Ahh... some of you are on the right path.

 

Though I don't know why anyone would waste their time trying to make more money with 50 billion...

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very simple....

 

Start a photo album called

"getting blowjobs from celebrities"

 

first up... Ms. Alba.

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* buy rustoleum company, make a million more colors

 

* make a real lamborgini into a bed, instead of the plastic fake one i had when i was a little kid

 

* make a real fortress of solitude at the north pole

 

* ban fat kids from mc donalds

 

* mate a great dane and a chihuahua, making a huge chihuahua.

 

* clone endangerd species

 

* own and race my own wrc car, f1 car, funny car, bar stool. lawn mower

 

* buy a foot locker, put it in my fortress of solitude.

 

* learn and master many fighting styles.

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i would buy all my good friends on 12oz a present of their choice.

 

then i would fly out everyone that is invited to our wedding...of course our wedding will be in costa rica since we are rich now.

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Originally posted by caL

* make a real lamborgini into a bed, instead of the plastic fake one i had when i was a little kid

 

* make a real fortress of solitude at the north pole

 

* ban fat kids from mc donalds

 

That's it.. when we get our 50 billion you get

at least 100 million.

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I would purchase the entire country of St. Lucia.. thats it.. thats all i would do.

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Originally posted by Kes_One_HTFD

and chill with the grungalungas, chumbawumbas, umpaloompas, whatever the fuck those scary little bastards are called....

 

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Originally posted by When

maybe i could also buy an island to populate with vermicious knids

 

yes.

 

good book. ill add more later

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pay the buffers to buff any piece of graffiti that i dont like to look at

 

buy a magic lamp with a genie and wish for more money

 

buy a huge pot farm in Butahn and smoke it

 

make a TV show where people compete to run one my buisnesses

 

buy a cable channel where i air nothing but Alice Cooper music videos

 

destroy all cars and buy everyone a bike

 

have someone invent a teleporter and time controller so i can teleport into the girls locker room and stop time and jerk off to the naked showering girls then take all their clothing out of their lockers so they have to walk around school naked

 

quit school

 

buy the new jersy nets and paint a huge production with my friends on the court

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