26SidedCube Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 The 50 Billion Doller Holler. What Would You Do? As compiled by Yuck and myself. We would like to thank Jack Daniels, St. Paulis and Dos Equis. Tell cops if they kill themselves their family will be taken care of.... "taken care of" meaning "killed" Go to a ferrari dealership and test drive a car into a light pole Rent a crane with a big magnet on it and pick up random peoples cars and drop them on other people's cars Rent out Iowa and have a marshmallow fight Pay someone to ass-rape the pope Piss on the Alamo and then light a picture of Ozzy on fire with a hundred dollar bill... just to piss of metalheads Ship brass knuckles to EVERYONE in Gary, Indiana Hire some one to follow Tease around and everytime he went to say something he would get punched in the mouth... Install one of those boxing gloves on a couple of poles that pop out everytime he touches a keyboard... a trapdoor that opens behind him and smacks him in the dome with a tackhammer Hire someone to do all of my talking for me Paint a 300ft upside down flag on the steps of the capital building Jesse jackson would be pissed, but pay him to shut the hell up Volcano base would definately be in order... evil villain style... Built entirely out of Ivory Eat Dodo eggs for breakfast Pay women to get pregnant to eat Fileted Fetus... Then pay BG to write a song about it Find a way to hook a necklace up to a multimillion dollar house as a charm Pay Robert Downie JR. to OD on crack Pay super models to fight to the death Petition to have the death penalty to be included on tours of the white house Have people shot people from a sling into a brick wall Buy thousands of supermodels, crush them up in my giant supermodel crusher I'll have built, and then smear them all over whale lips.... eventually kill the whales Pay to see a firetruck drive off the top of a skyscraper into a large crowd of people on a hot day Mix monster trucks and machine guns into one sport where the trucks shoot each other to death... and endorse that Fly Romans to Isreal to have them stab Jews with sharpened crosses What would you do with 50 Billion? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 Eight months ago, Bob's testicles were removed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted January 19, 2004 Author Share Posted January 19, 2004 Originally posted by Kr430n5_666 Eight months ago, Bob's testicles were removed. Really now? Well, I smoke more than anyone you know. Deal with that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TURBOCAPSLOK Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 COMPLETELY AUTOMATE EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE INCLUDING MAKING AN AUTOMATIC WANKING MACHINE THAT I COULD JUST SLIP MY COCK INTO AND LET IT DO ITS STUFF A NEW MOBILE TELEPHONE INVEST SOME INTO SOMETHING THATS BOUND NOT TO FAIL BUY A SLICE OF ANTARTICA GET SOME MACCA'S GET A LOT OF PAINT SO I NEVER EVER EVER RAN OUT OF PAINT BUY A CINEMA BUY SOME DVD'S TO PLAY AT THE CINEMA TRAVEL SOMEWHERE IN A HIGH POWERED TURBO JET PAY SCIENTISTS TO BREED A SPECIES OF SUPERDOG THAT CAN BE TRAINED TO WASH YOU, COOK FOR YOU, AND TAKE OUT THE TRASH FOR YOU BUY A PIZZA OVEN GET SOME BEER BUY LOTS OF VINYL INCLUDING SLAYER THE SMITHS WASP HANK WILLIAMS JOY DIVISION THE CURE NEW ORDER MEXICAN RADIO HELLOWEEN AND LOTS MORE BUY AN ICE CREAM FACTORY BUY A CHOCOLATE TOPPING FACTORY SO THAT I HAVE TOPPING TO PLACE ON AFOREMENTIONED ICE CREAM RETIRE BOTH OF MY PARENTS INTO A LOVELY CONDO OR MANSION WHEREVER THEY WANTED AND GIVE THEM AS MUCH MONEY AS THEY WANTED TO DO WHATEVER THEY WANTED WITH TRAVEL TO THE MOON PAY SOMEONE TO THINK OF WHAT TO DO WITH MY MONEY BUY A GYM TO GET FIT IN GIVE MY DOG A MILLION DOLLARS GET SOME TURBO HOT WOMEN TO CHILL WITH ME ALL DAY. EVEN THO I CAN ALREADY.....(AHEEMM) THAT IS ALL FOR NOW AMENDMENTS MAY BE MADE TO THIS LIST AT A LATER TIME YOURS IN ADVANCE TURBO CAPS LO CK . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crimsøn Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 Originally posted by Kr430n5_666 Eight months ago, Bob's testicles were removed. Woah, I just got done watching this not 5 minutes ago... I would by an island, do whatever the fuck I want on my island, invite people to my island, have fun on my island. and watch this Mix monster trucks and machine guns into one sport where the trucks shoot each other to death... and endorse that all day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 Originally posted by Kr430n5_666 Eight months ago, Bob's testicles were removed. heh, subtle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TURBOCAPSLOK Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 TURBOCAPSLOK INTERRUPTS THIS DISCUSSION TO REMIND VIEWERS THAT THIS THREAD IS ABOUT WHAT YOU WOULD DO WITH FIFTY MILLION DOLLARS *END TRANSMISSION* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 i would build a fully functional 1:1 scale replica of Wonkas chocolate factory i would live there and give tours... deadly tours Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crimsøn Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 Originally posted by When deadly tours Hhaahah... I Have to get a ride on that crazy ass boat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kes_One_HTFD Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 and chill with the grungalungas, chumbawumbas, umpaloompas, whatever the fuck those scary little bastards are called.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 maybe i could also buy an island to populate with vermicious knids yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 -buy that goddamn aircraft carrier that's for sale -paint "HESH NIGGER WHAT" on its side -die happy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Im Broke Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 i would get a team of engineers to make an invisable trench coat for me... like in harry potter... and i would run crazy stabbin people in my home town! and if i got arrested i would pay the judge off to get me off... ya feel that? or... i would do the willy wonka thing... that idea is bad ass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AREANKAY Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 i would buy as many sushi resturants in the world, and a plane and crew to fly me all over so all i have to do the rest of my life is eat sushi, and i would still be making millions from all teh resturants to be living gangster :king: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 I'm thinking an island, a shitload of cars and motorcycles and yeah...that aircraft carrier. If you have your own island...you need your own navy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted January 19, 2004 Author Share Posted January 19, 2004 Ahh... some of you are on the right path. Though I don't know why anyone would waste their time trying to make more money with 50 billion... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 very simple.... Start a photo album called "getting blowjobs from celebrities" first up... Ms. Alba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caL Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 * buy rustoleum company, make a million more colors * make a real lamborgini into a bed, instead of the plastic fake one i had when i was a little kid * make a real fortress of solitude at the north pole * ban fat kids from mc donalds * mate a great dane and a chihuahua, making a huge chihuahua. * clone endangerd species * own and race my own wrc car, f1 car, funny car, bar stool. lawn mower * buy a foot locker, put it in my fortress of solitude. * learn and master many fighting styles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 i would buy all my good friends on 12oz a present of their choice. then i would fly out everyone that is invited to our wedding...of course our wedding will be in costa rica since we are rich now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted January 19, 2004 Author Share Posted January 19, 2004 Originally posted by caL * make a real lamborgini into a bed, instead of the plastic fake one i had when i was a little kid * make a real fortress of solitude at the north pole * ban fat kids from mc donalds That's it.. when we get our 50 billion you get at least 100 million. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telo Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 I would purchase the entire country of St. Lucia.. thats it.. thats all i would do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caL Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 :E Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PerFuct Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 Originally posted by Kes_One_HTFD and chill with the grungalungas, chumbawumbas, umpaloompas, whatever the fuck those scary little bastards are called.... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1HalfOfMe Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 Originally posted by When maybe i could also buy an island to populate with vermicious knids yes. good book. ill add more later Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rimshot Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 pay the buffers to buff any piece of graffiti that i dont like to look at buy a magic lamp with a genie and wish for more money buy a huge pot farm in Butahn and smoke it make a TV show where people compete to run one my buisnesses buy a cable channel where i air nothing but Alice Cooper music videos destroy all cars and buy everyone a bike have someone invent a teleporter and time controller so i can teleport into the girls locker room and stop time and jerk off to the naked showering girls then take all their clothing out of their lockers so they have to walk around school naked quit school buy the new jersy nets and paint a huge production with my friends on the court Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kido Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 take a long vacation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 if i had 50 billion dollars... ...id: -first change it to £sterling. -put it all in a bag and walk round for a bit giving someaway to those who need it. -never work again. ever. -buy 12oz, then give it back to raven to run. -last but not least, id go on the biggest shopping spree ever. and id probably end up with a lot of class a's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 Originally posted by sneak -buy 12oz, then give it back to raven to run. it would probably be better just to buy him a ton of server upgrades. and maybe even set it up to run on Sealand? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kes_One_HTFD Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 -buy a crapload of paint to add to the crapload i alraedy have now... -have my mom set for life in her new crib -buy some shit for myself (clothes, kicks, socks, underwear, etc) -get a house and a car -pay someone to make every skate spot thats unskateable skateable again -give my friend some dough so he can finally move his skate shop into the warehouse he has and finish the damn park -buy a house in PR in my hometown next to the fam, and one in san juan, and one in Arecibo (dont know y) -pay a sniper to say he killed my enemies when it was me that did it.... -at my estate, hold human hunting sessions, and at the end, we would eat them of course -pay enough money to WANDERLEI SILVA to fight TITO ORTIZ, cause the bastards just wont do it... and it would be a nice fight -open a brazilian jiu jitsu school, cause we need another one where im at, we only have 2 right now, and the other ones in other parts of CT too far away... -do alotta other things i cant think of right now cause its too damn early.... -edit* buy a g unit spinner chain, just because -pay eminem to finally admit that hes gay, cause he really is...... -Start an adult entertainment company focusing on brazilian chicks, latinas, and ebony mamis, and the occasional white girl with the onion booty... -free mumia, just to see what happens.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 I know there are a few that were missing plus some new ones i thought up. [*]moving everyone in the USA into Delaware, just to see if it is possible. [*]I would start a plantation and bring back slavery just to see al sharptons head explode. [*]Id hire a band to follow me around and play theme music for what ever my mood is at the moment. [*]Id pay to have Shakira shake her money maker all over my face for 10 hours straight while we swim in a pool of cherry jello. [*]Id pay to have J-los ass surgically removed to prove to everyone that she really has no talent as a human being. [/list=1] THE 50 BILLION DOLLA HOLLA. WHAT WOULD YOU DO? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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