FREESTYLE SESSION

[TOY]

everyone knows this thread was better than dumhot's.

[inkjunkie34]

i dont give a fuck about your mom/

or what she spits/

i'll punch her in the throat and watch her choke like the knicks

[graffitiSUX]

little turds and graffiti nerds/

listen to these rhyming words/

i'm white like larry bird/

my rhyme's the worst that you ever heard.

[seven six two]

my name's mobstress hip hopper i eat 10 gigabyte whoppers

 

thank you goodnight

 

 

 

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[Dirty_habiT]

Holdin' onto your flows like they are some kinda floatation device,

I guess your mommy never taught you wrong from right,

Believe the hype, my people's sayin you gonna get spanked tonight,

That's right, HOE! Go back, your shit's wack, pat back for trying to rap.

Good try though, style lacks, won't last, fast raps can cure that,

Can you hear that? Turn your hat back, go ahead and roll down your

pants, I don't wanna see that wack tat. You frat, actin like a brat with

your bud sack, too stoned to see your gettin tagged, tagged in the face,

paint in your pupil, cryin cause your bud was laced, callin up your

people, the paint you can still taste, your eyes you can't see through,

what a waste, your brain was all chop chopped, couldn't keep up with

the pace. Like screw, talkin about you battle crews, what you say is

your choice to choose, but I tell you, you leave here without your shoes,

bruised, losed, say what size are those shoes, I got my eye on those

blues, adidas, the free ones, as that freak runs down the street in his

bare feet...stay away from the battle, your shit reaks.:beat:

[Dirty_habiT]

c'mon, someone bust it.

[TOY]

you need martial arts to go against the gouged out/

come with a round house/

i got an AK letting rounds out/

if you dont wanna get shot,lay on the ground now/

if not youll get your head blown off/

bullet exit your face leaving it looking like beef stoganoff/

stop showin off/

like you got rap skills/

you must be trippin like your on bad pills/

my rhymes are realer than HIV/

dont hate my skeez/

cuz theyre better than yours/

or cuz i embarass you like youre wearing no clothes/

out in public naked/

with a sign "for a dollar ill shake it"

 

just tryna keep the thread alive

[seven six two]

my name's mobstress hip hopper i eat 20 gig whoppers

my ak's loaded up with about 30 cop droppers

the dope rhymes i'm spittin are lethal like anthrax

i threw your baby in front of a moving amtrak

most of you wack freestylers are crooked like scoliosis

you rhymes are as stinky as a case of halitosis

your baby's mama's my biggest fan

i hooked that byatch up with hydraulics on her minivan

glock shots ring out

in your kid's daycare

i shot like 20 babies

cause they caught a case of rabies

they musta been hearin

some of your wack rhymes

thought i told em bout a thousand times

that i'm the imperial baby killa

makin infinite mega scrilla

puttin em in caskets

from Philly to Manilla

YYEEEEEAHHHHHH

 

god i am a honkey.....

[shameless self promotion]

god im a honkey/

cut ya up with that knife that my step father got me/

i kill ya by feeding ya too much chunky munkey/

got sick last night cause my milk was funky/

but thats alright, you still flee from fright/

and sleep under the covers protected by a night light.

While your praying to god, relieving your sins/

Im under your bed, rubbin my chin/

Waitin all the while for your will to give in/

Walk to the bathroom or maybe to the fridge/

Or to look at the new thread that seeking just did/

Then ill grab your ankles and pull you under/

The type of shit ill do to you will make ya shudder/

You were better off when slurppin milk out your mothers udder!

 

haha, that was horribble! Hey extra points for using seeking though huh huh?

[tue skinny]

arent you all glad i bump this shit. its great so i had to and hear i go again. bumpaahe

[seven six two]

haha you stole my last line

[tue skinny]

me?

bump

[Boring Bastard]

It's funny this thread was dead until I stepped on the board

also funny how I "spotted" your ass shmobbin your momma's Concorde

"All aboard" is what she's screaming loud as a freight train conductor

if she wasn't so overly obese then I probably would of fucked her!

What ever happened to your sister? Did aliens abduct her? You know I dissed her? Bitch my flows are smooth like Price-Pfister water faucets

Every word I speak is contagious you shouldn't have caught it

I know I didn't because I poplocked and rocked my arms straight out of socket / catch a rocket when I'm throwing fastballs down the pipe

got you gagging on my dick seeing glimpses of your life

Oh and bout your wife....Did I mention the hypermention?

That's not the deal! She's having "big penis" withdrawals 'cause I got that Mass Appeal!!!!

[Boring Bastard]

What??? I'm nice like a cough drop, what???

Then some more non-sensical rap babble.......

[CoffeehouseFunkstar]

Lets get it down to business and stop beatin around that sagebrush

PLEASE I need ya full attention and did I mention that I cold crush?

I full bust microphones and fastballs

and slow cats like you be catchin close calls on that short bus

Quit fussin

nuts I bust inside the fourth month(figure it out)

yo I don't front

ya girl was all in stitches cause I'm on point with that funny flow

quit yellin man, you said it your damn self man you Boring yo

while you was snoring yo

I had ya girlie all moaning with that toungue touch

chill kid-eatin aint cheatin so step off with that bum rush

you punt on FOURTH and INCHES

I run a sweep on FOURTH and LONG

step up and check the Juan

Valdez comes correct with that Caffeinated Flow man

catch a fade TOUCHDOWN!

wink at ya girl and strike the Heisman..

 

what WHAT nukka!!

 

what up Bastard? OT baby....

you want the ball or you want to defend?

SPECT DUE

[CoffeehouseFunkstar]

aprizzle

[jack tripper]

"who flows tighter? and stay WAY beyond bent,

with lyrical content,

that's tighter than the buns on the nuns in the convent."

 

-Scotch

 

EWWWEEEE!

[Boring Bastard]

Originally posted by CoffeehouseFunkstar

Lets get it down to business and stop beatin around that sagebrush

PLEASE I need ya full attention and did I mention that I cold crush?

I full bust microphones and fastballs

and slow cats like you be catchin close calls on that short bus

Quit fussin

nuts I bust inside the fourth month(figure it out)

yo I don't front

ya girl was all in stitches cause I'm on point with that funny flow

quit yellin man, you said it your damn self man you Boring yo

while you was snoring yo

I had ya girlie all moaning with that toungue touch

chill kid-eatin aint cheatin so step off with that bum rush

you punt on FOURTH and INCHES

I run a sweep on FOURTH and LONG

step up and check the Juan

Valdez comes correct with that Caffeinated Flow man

catch a fade TOUCHDOWN!

wink at ya girl and strike the Heisman..

 

 

First of all kid you're tripping like a midget with no calves

somehow you are mistaken my dick's a "foot and a half!"

Snoring yo and boring yo?? please come correct

I'll beat your punk ass down with Aretha and straight up gaffle my "respect" 'cause it's deserved

recognize that I'm the waiter and bitch you're gettin served

check your nerves, MS got you looking too much like Richard Pryor and that's absurd

so check my words letter by letter I'm so fucking nice even Rakim ain't flowing better

Leave your girl wetter than your must current hurricane

I leave your brain more dumbfounded than a dose of shlurricane

I swore to god "CF" stood for "Can't Fuck" but I'm probably just insane like them fools from Cypress

soon to figure out that you shouldn't have even typed this - YOU'RE ALL HYPE BITCH!!! Check you're brain

After the next couple lines you'll realize you can't maintain

So fuck washing on my windows with ya dirty ass paws

Get on your motherfucking knees and start licking my balls

See I've realized that you're gassed up yapping about the cold crush

Even if you were Chuck D you couldn't stop the bumrush

Mad funny you mentioned stitches by the way "What in the hell happened to your britches?? Livin' in the south got you rockin' highwaters? You better hope you have some sons because I'm coming for your daughters!! On a last final note.....Not trying to bag....

If eating ain't cheating then have your mom call Jenny Craig!

Oh and by the way son,

Step to me one more fucking time I'll leave your ass with broken legs!!!!!!!

 

what WHAT nukka!! Who's ball now bitch???

 

SPECT that ho!!

GRAF CITY KILLS

[CoffeehouseFunkstar]

dedicated to you my Bastard....

 

True dat

Graf City DOES kill but this is All Out War son

steppin to the plate is Aveis fuckin 4 ONE

the hot air that you be breathin is misleading to NO ONE

DING DING there goes the bell that yo mutha fuckin HO RUNG

 

HOMERUN!

 

I hit her hard and yo I'm joggin round the bases like her memory

REMEMBER ME?!

I'm that king that you was jockin in that store back by the ringer tee's?

my words cuttin like a knife so sharp it makes yo fingers bleed

now now don't get all sad and start sheddin tears

I'm spreadin fears, and by the looks of it yo shit is runnin scared

I'm blatant with my fisticufs

I told ya girl I gives a fuck

next time that she be beggin for that dillz up in her speakin vent

I'm speakin bent like I'm Billy Clinton

it's a LIFETIME sentence when you come across sideways

no exits now son you stuck up on the highways

outrun this Hurricane? mutha fucka I don't think so

DUCK DOWN I'm flyin in droppin shit just because I said so

respect ya uncle Jon cause I been here longer than you

son I'm stronger than you

and by the way ya girlie talks, a tad longer than you

I told ya girl I wouldn't tell but yo I hit her off a time or two...

 

fa shizzle Aprizzle...you tell him yet?

Drunkin Misbehaved Ko-workers

[CoffeehouseFunkstar]

2nd quarter sucka

 

I just got started

[Boring Bastard]

This is dedicated to my bitch Aveiser Sogay.....

 

It's a damn shame you trying come at me all sideways

When you come home to live I'll have your girl leaving you

to persue a career of counting all my flyways.....

Motherfuck overtime she'll be working 24 hr Fridays.....

You know about the reserves so you can have her for a weekend

Let's line up our rhymes vertically and you'll hangin on the weak end

Did you speak friend?? I couldn't hear you with my dick all on your tonsils

Straight rodeo fucking your girl from behind with two beefy fucking palmfuls and if your lucky old timer and manage to cop a few viagras

I'll turn your antiquated ass around and give you the grand tour like the Niagaras and when I'm punkin your ass like "American Me" you can count the stars and reflect upon your homeruns

My shogun beat up your crew: you and a gay nun

See I play for a sold-out crowd and you perform for no-one

So next time you think about flexin

Look into the mirror and double check your busted complexion

Black eyes and bad teeth leave you shook

I'm the one putting in work so I'm technically "The Crook"

Wanna team up son? You get ta' work up in the books!!!

You can be my ass-in-an-instant! Oh my bad I mean assistant!

Recognize that I'm your dad, I was there when you was just an infant!!!

 

 

 

What??? Who's ill??

[Boring Bastard]

2nd quarter???? Shit, this is only 3rd down bitch!!!

[Boring Bastard]

Bump!! Anyone else got any??

[YourWelcome]

uhhh uhh uhh....

 

i role with a gang that sports platinum chains/

tearin ******* out the frame, who the fuck wanna bang?/

me and my friend wildin ***** ******/

Pissin on hydrands(sp?) swallowin whole bottles of fybran/

tried to get the girl on keams site to suck my cock while im peein/

but she wouldnt so im gettin it on with a jamaican and european/

If you say its not my business ill hit you with an ice maker/

break your kids back, you'll call me the back breaker/

im stone cold like steve austin/ (WHAT!?!?)

cause i have problems, like cars in an auction/

[Dirty_habiT]

You were just peein, but here's your towel sir, I think you will be leavin,

I mean you're a heathen can't even aim that shit and getin on the seat and

walkin like you skeezin payin so much attention to yourself while I'm pleasin

your girl, takin' her for a spin in my car while you steady fixin to hurl at the bar.

I stroll in wearin suit, pullin out my deagle, everyone's freezin but I'm still cheezin'

I ain't begun to shoot....I mean ya'll don't even have any loot.

I was just seein if ya'll niggas would jump, but ya'll some pussies

Shakin in your boots, iced to the core, slumped and "stunnin",

ya'll some hoe ass chumps wearin stussy, runnin.

You're rusty come back when you hadn't puffed weed, with your crusty styles I'll be shunnin you..

I ain't heard shit that bad around here for miles, you think you're hip hop, you in denial, it's the truth.

You limp and hop, skip as you trip and I consume you like hungry crocadiles...

and the forensic team can add you to their files, tryin to hold back their smiles.

Upon your arrival at the morgue you'll be stuffed in a drawer...blue in the face as they close and lock the door.

Only then when you have a tag on your big toe will you really know the score.

[Boring Bastard]

Bump 'cause I'm 'bout to wreck it muhh' fucka!!!

[shameless self promotion]

Boring bastard, im gonna call you out on this one, i cant ryme that well, but bring it boyeeee!!

 

The lyrical rhymes i be spittin,

Burn stong enough to alter the color of your skin,

Scortch the hair off your next of kin,

Leave your girl spinning like wheels of a holy roller connected to a chessie engine,

Cuase i left my name bombed in sharpie over her bush,

It wouldnt wash off and left her pink skin flush,

so we used dildoes, whips, chains and such,

Girls now so loose she wont feel your push.

But enough of dissin on your trick,

Remember me and your moms,

no?

Well i still got the flick,

We did some shit that would make even you sick,

Thas why she no longer on the dick.

My problem is that im white, and for that there is not cure,

And for that im sure that this rhyme you cannot endure.

 

ok, that was wack, i have a feeling your gonna blow my ass away boring, but anywhoo, im done trying to be cool for a day..

[Dirty_habiT]

Comin' in here callin people your neezie,

Shit get out of here, take your girl she's sleazy.

You're all emoed out, hair slicked back and greasy,

Your sick games at home of playin in your feces.

Pullin out your camera with your girl, takin pictures of your diseases.

Vaginal drips and burns so bad that some nights are sleepless.

Vagisil creamless...you wish you could be snoozin but you dreamless.

In a seamless state of being awake, your insomnia lingers.

Stuck watchin rerun episodes of Jerry Springer.

You drivin down the street and someone catches you with your finger

In your nose, even fat chicks are callin you gross.

Ask someone who knows the most about bacterial infections and there hosts.

Your doctor suggests you try suicide, and boasts

That his medical malpractice is the best on any coast.

Should you not listen and let your lazy ass krispen and roast

with disease and bloody coat of snot in your throat.

It ain't even cold, but you got the chills grabbin your coat

Like a bitch on the rag you begin to bloat,

your shit begins to look like a pot belly goat

You try to take an epsome salt and alchol bath.

Your skin soaks off, and I just laugh,

as diseased flesh goes floatin by in your blood bath.

[Dirty_habiT]

See me up, or see you out of luck, with your man rammin a strap on up your butt.

You whore, whatta slut prancin around here like you wanna get fucked.

On a crutch is where you'll be lucky to be, as I rip you spleen with a slice to your gut.

Shit I ain't never seen that fool in my life officer, I don't know what.

You servin' oral like chicken head cluck cluck,

tryin to dig out that man's pocket for his last buck.

During that day your at the intersection sellin florals....

Wishin you could be with all those men, as they drive by with their girrruls.

You pay your pimp so he don't beat your ass nice and thorough

If you had a way, you'd sell yourself to the whole world

Legs spread open fingers inside, we thought you were a man

We just found out that you lied, you cried on that man's shoulder

Cause you been a cock mongle since the age of 15 and older

There ain't nuthin colder than a dead pussy,

which is what you'll be if you fuckin push me.

[Boring Bastard]

It's mad funny that kids can type and act all tough

looking like Rocky with the sweat suit claiming you're Puff

So what's your bluff?? Why you even trying to fake??

Seen you at the bus stop running in place

"Don't look at me kid I'll leave that protein shake up on your face"

You're not my race....Fuck that even my heat....You'll get beat up from the feet up even trying to compete

Pull up a seat 'cause you're about to get schooled!

You fading me?? Somehow you have been fooled....

See creatine and kryptonite couldn't bring you to my level

I'd still be above you even if you buried me with a shovel

See what I'm saying?? Even the Gravediggaz know how I feel....

I got the RZA yapping at me "Yo, you know the deal. I ain't mean no disrespect!!!" Smacked that bitch up in his face and told him, "Yo, protect ya neck!"

I beat the Wu down

pimped that nigga Dru Down

Stepped to all you 12 oz emcees and beat the whole fuckin crew down

"Oh shit he threw down!" is what I got you hookers saying

I'm tired of all this bullshit Kid'n and Play-in

Sitting on the internet talking about cuttin' and fadin'

Why you delaying?

So you can think of some more hype??

Well the plumbers at the door and he came to lay some pipe

So tell your wife, girlfriend even ya mom

When Boring's on the mic you know he's about the drop the bomb!!

 

 

What what what????? Boring Bastard "The Internet Kid Puncher"