Guest 455 Posted November 28, 2001 Share Posted November 28, 2001 I tried to post 2 different times/with 2 different rhymes/got pissed off and committed an art crime/just got back/now it's working just fine/man,what's up with that?.....testing 123, testing 123....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 455 Posted November 28, 2001 Share Posted November 28, 2001 Fuck internet glitches/ My style still switches/ like hydrualics/ c'mon "CMEUP"/ we'll get lifted like a wallet from a pickpocket/ and leave 'em in eternal submission/ with renditions in "high definition" like Jizzm/ got the gears turning/ like mechanical mechanisms with precision/ when kickin' wisdom in cyber-ciphers/ with no rhythms or vocal tones/ should have known I was prone/ to come off the top of dome with no microphone/ leavin' the whole spot blown/ like a fuse--more Abstact than Rude/ when I Aceyalone/ go ahead, try to catch wreck/ you could'nt "C" us if you were the 3rd letter of the alphabet/ perfect dialect/ to make you sweat like athletics/ when we drop skill/ that's ill like diabetics/ energy kinectic/ enabling me to do justice/ to any poetic/ hypothectic/ally speaking/ we'll end your reign/prematurely/ like the abortion of an un-born child/ before it gets the chance to start breathing....... ...peace 2 cmeup,boring bastard,everyone else that posted.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boring Bastard Posted November 29, 2001 Share Posted November 29, 2001 Boring Bastard and Mr. 455 are forming up for a reunion album like EPMD....... Crushing the Business!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boring Bastard Posted November 29, 2001 Share Posted November 29, 2001 Check, check kids we don't play Boring and 4-5-5 'bout to get Live just like J We own "Braggin Writes" so what the fuck you gotta say?? The industry don't pay so we do this solely for the fun I ain't ever scared bitch I'm the "Reverend" I don't RUN.... see Deez MC's get ill on mics with the Jam Master Jay Wholecars up in the newest "Ghetto Blaster" so recognize that we don't play! 'Cause the only time I'm ever clowning is when I'm sitting on this board or when I'm jacking you for your shit snatching you out of your Accord! So all aboard!! There's two seats left on my nuts..... You better hurry 'cause you know their going quick....you're going to be too late and have to buy "time shares" on my dick! My rhymes sick like Rock Hudson with all the AIDS I blend colors and burn fr8's with the hottest fades Accolades?? You know I already got plenty! You could rhyme for 10 years and never ever offend me... Don't try to tempt me! Kids get punched when I get amped I cross you out see your whole crew is getting vamped... Now check it out.... Who got clout and who's got AIDS?? I got you sick to your stomach better cop some "rolaids"... for acid reflux better known as heartburn So let's turn the mic and really get to stepping Recognize that I'm the microphone thug steadily reppin like Mobb Deep You're up the creek with no paddle When you're drowning you'll realize you wouldn't ever win this battle!!! Boring Bastard "The Internet Kid Puncher" 455 What's the deal homey??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nails Posted November 29, 2001 Share Posted November 29, 2001 Internally I bleed you, with these rhymes that I feed you, im bald headed like a Mike Tyson pez dispenser, lyrically im the fresher, pullen out rhymes under pressure, who wants to be the number one contender, when im through with you I'll write your mama, I'll tell her you couldnt handle the drama, So if you wanna step to this mission, Quit your pissen, step up like a man and fall like a bitch, I'll drop you like a snitch. If they build it I will paint. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boring Bastard Posted November 29, 2001 Share Posted November 29, 2001 Yo.....CMEUP!! My boy 455 is about to set it on you....... Look out! I think he's got some words for you with your two line rhymes and played out "eye/sky" "word/heard" themes!! It's on now! Call up your whole squad....... Shameless Self Homo, Dirty Fat Trick, CUDOWN and whoever else is repping for you pussies!!!!! You get's ripped a new anus punk....................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcia_vega Posted November 29, 2001 Share Posted November 29, 2001 my name's garcia_vega and i'm here to say i love fruity pebbles in a major way the bedrock purple orange green and red but to get that fruity taste, i've gotta trick fred. fred: to get that fruity taste he's gotta TRICK FRED!!!! GARCIA.... MY PEBBLES!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TOY Posted November 29, 2001 Author Share Posted November 29, 2001 Damn C, youve been holding it down now its my turn i rip with a revenge/with an endless sentence/of death shit/battling me is like a death wish/i smack wack MCs senseless/with rhymes that go way beyond their conprehension/like, the reason i used a hurst/to travel around the universe instead of a space shuttle/for the same reason theres plenty of the opposite sex and theres gay couples/intergalactic tactics take practice/they enter the domepiece and rome free/digging tunnels through your celebelum and leave your head backless/ youll need aspirin/ to deal with the pain/the same pain as hitting a deer with a train/ill veer in your lane/ and run into you/ i dont care if im injured too/ sorry cmeup. im not fully reppin. need sleep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 455 Posted November 29, 2001 Share Posted November 29, 2001 Yo,"Boring"...you don't know what you're talking about...Who the fuck said I was getting into your battle..you're cool and all,but shit bro..My opinion is that you need to finish what you started..I ain't got nothin' to do with this..Why the hell would I want to battle someone I just gave some "dap" to...yo, "CMEUP"..did you get that e-mail?....I'm not intentionally dissing anyone on this post..and if someone does decide to fuck with me then I'll rip them a new asshole, but until then I'm neutral....I'm sure you can understand that,A6.....peace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted November 29, 2001 Share Posted November 29, 2001 Man fuck this shit ill take on all of yall, Your just a wookie and im darth maul, Except i win this time, and i kill that fuko luke skywalka, I single chop to the dome with my large tomahawka, Have the blood be spillin on the streets and sidewalka, You got no skills on me, im white, dont you see, and everyone knows that the white mans flows are the best there can be, No, seriously, that was a joke, tee hee. Comin atcha with the verbal apocolypse, Leaving mushroom stamps on your skull the size of my dick tip, Sir were going down"~now's your time to abandon ship. my lyrical submarine just torpedoed your ass unda, When i come be prepared for the rain and thunda, i got such powerful rymes it will make ya blunda, Turn to the right and i got you in my periscope, Right on target, you have no hope, BOOM, looks like i just fucked you up, but for the meantime, cartoons are on, so im gonna go watch donald duck.. i suck, jeeeebus..hahaha, i have no skill huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taper Posted November 29, 2001 Share Posted November 29, 2001 i rock ebonics like phonics, supersonics plate techtonics, no riches but still leavin bitches with stictches on contigenticy sting like a bee spankin wack emcees over my knee tryin to flee? who you be/ good way to get rocked my whole crew bring terror to you flock. nasty sloppy bitches suckin nasty sloppy cock shut your mouth before it gets socked. so any emcee that wanna test me i gladly except thee heres the key. open door 1 it me with a gun son better run too late you dun. thats my word:king: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boring Bastard Posted November 29, 2001 Share Posted November 29, 2001 Originally posted by 455 Yo,"Boring"...you don't know what you're talking about...Who the fuck said I was getting into your battle..you're cool and all,but shit bro..My opinion is that you need to finish what you started..I ain't got nothin' to do with this..Why the hell would I want to battle someone I just gave some "dap" to...yo, "CMEUP"..did you get that e-mail?....I'm not intentionally dissing anyone on this post..and if someone does decide to fuck with me then I'll rip them a new asshole, but until then I'm neutral....I'm sure you can understand that,A6.....peace. An internet battle??? I thought we spoke about teaming up on some internet shit.......Anyway man....Apparently I was misunderstanding you! CMEUP gets served later today.... I'm warning you so go ahead and starting practicing for the rest of the day just so you can respond to my 5 minute type fest!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 455 Posted November 29, 2001 Share Posted November 29, 2001 Yo, "Boring"---it's all good my brotha...give me a shout out on the telly. I'm gonna try to mash over to the coastal region in the next couple of days.."CMEUP"--thanks for da love..peace...I'm Audi 5thous..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted November 30, 2001 Share Posted November 30, 2001 Originally posted by Boring Bastard Hey now that's not true!! That doesn't mean that he was editing his rhyme.....I've done that when I was editing the mean things that I was saying to you kids so that I didn't sound like such a prick!! Your right, my bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boring Bastard Posted November 30, 2001 Share Posted November 30, 2001 Originally posted by cmeup what tha fuck is this? boring bastard's coming out party? he's to pussy to battle so he is gonna let 455 do it for him? you sissy ass nigga you should be banned from tha forum and never allowed to post again i cant beleive you you mad cuz i mistreat you or should i say abused you i knew you was a sellout cuz your shirt says snitch if i had to label you it would read BASTARDS A BITCH you seem to like my two line snippets just to let ya know they aint coupons so dont clip it you couldnt burn me if you had a cd rewriter ill beat your ass lyrically or in person like street fighter t-k-o your ass with tha one hitter quitter your fucking faggit like a nigga wearing glitter you needs to quit tha game and hang up your shoes your already bloody, battered, and bruised like a beat up house wife you couldnt out flow me to save ya momma's life you flaming faggit you need new drawz your fucking faker than santa claus and who said Shameless was down with my click? there you go again sucking on my dick you couldn't win a battle with me if you asked please nigga dont you know its just GOUGED OUT an TEASE i could let Gouged Out tear you apart he's got more skills than you do in one of his farts i make my cash and handle my own step off me nigga get away from tha thrown come back to see me when you can stand on your own two feet cuz as of now i guarantee i got you beat its like game, set, match just like in tennis you'd have to be crippled from head to toe not to feel this took a poll to see who was winning poll came back saying ibtease had it since the beginning... IBTEASEROK tha IB stands for INTERNET BEEF KILLINYALL<~ :king: Alright.....alright.... I'm gonna address you like this...... Apparently kid you're too stupid to switch up your flow I'm about to share something with you that you wouldn't normally know You ready bro?? Nevermind..I should start calling you SON You might be the Iceman but I'm the TOP GUN! Listen here "Dad's about to make it real clear." You are still my kid even if you ARE a queer.... So get over here and sit on your pops knee. I don't mind you there as long as you stopping grabbing my D Now here's the 1 and it's followed by the 2....... Listen real close 'cause I'm about to break it down to you.... Years ago, way before you were born I met your mom in an industry that some refer to as "Porn" Let we warn you....before I continue the bitch was the #1 whore in Seattle's Finest venue and we used to have this thing called "CMEUP's MOMMA" on the menu.... That's past tense so let's keep focused on the present...... I wanted to start by saying "I meant every last comment!" See what I'm saying......you are a BASTARD child After a year I couldn't take it! You kept acting too wild! Once I smiled..... that was the day that you were born.... I wasn't in the room though I was too busy watching "lesbian porn" Sorry that watching ten sluts bumping uglies was more important than you......but honestly if you had a dick then you'd probably do it too! See you had a lot of problems when I was doing a short bid.. You'd get all ryled up and starting biting other kids... I wasn't stressed yet.... wasn't trying to sweat.... Until the swearing and shit! Then we found out that it's the thing they all call TOURETTE'S You know...as in Syndrome! This was a fucking zoo and nowhere near a home! Just got out of jail and wasn't trying to squeeze the chrome..... I looked at your mom and you with your lop-sided dome Thought to myself? What in the fuck am I gonna do? Live a quality life or be depressed and stay here to look at you.... An ugly child.....always was and always will.... I wish your mother would have just taken that pill! It's called birth control and if she had I would have lived much more freely.... The hospital tried to stick me with a kid who looked like he should be chasing a frisbee..... Fuck that!! I ain't paying the bill!! Can't I atleast make a return! See this is something that I've always wanted you to learn "Don't fuck with me son 'cause Dad's always gonna burn!!!!!" Try fucking with some story telling.....punk ass!!! Love ya son!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dBUSH Posted November 30, 2001 Share Posted November 30, 2001 Crikey! It's most likely that I will ingnite the mikey and burn you suckas like the last sucka I burnt up. He turned up his nose and tripped on my dick, tried to run away quick but I sicked my dirty dog rhymestyle and cracked my smile when I saw his eyes melt into they sockets- this game? I done locked it yet I'll continue to rocket like ships. spit shit wearing lipstick on my dick. I'm too quick and too sick for your sorry bastards to fuck wit'. Get it? Good- I thought that you could, slow it down s-p-e-l-l it out cause youre slower than wood. Don't roll through my hood with ya snotty nose attitude- or you'll probably end up laid out like the lattitude. Show some fucking grattiude for my apitidude- or don't I don't care cause I gots me a collection of ya girlfriends underwear. No I didn't steal 'em- the bitch asked me to peel em off slowly. She dropped her head lowly sucked my dick like she's lonely. I only and pulled my shit loose cause the dirty little slut wanted it in her caboose. Now your begging, "call a truce" but I'm just getting started my lines stank like "who farted" you stepped up half hearted and I beat you retarded. Eulogy for the newly departed? you shoulda known betta than to mess with a cat who's swimming balls deep in chedda. Take THAT sucka schmucks... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boring Bastard Posted December 1, 2001 Share Posted December 1, 2001 Bump.....for some kids new rhymes.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 455 Posted December 1, 2001 Share Posted December 1, 2001 I agree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ENOS2002 Posted December 1, 2001 Share Posted December 1, 2001 A Freestyle worth your while My tag has the style with the high profile/Wanna paint like me, its gonna take awhile/I’m the one the bitches want the most/Don’t mean to boast/Got the dopest rhymes on the east coast/I make my own shit and don’t sample/All you students sit down and let the teacher show you an example/I smoke trees/I come around and ya feel a good breeze/While all the honies be linin up to get on their knees/I’ve been doin this shit since my abc’s/Mothafucka 123’s/Bitches try to rap but you can’t fuck with rhymes like these/That’s why all yall wanna be like me/I’m the reason why you breathin/Now all yall want beefin/You want a beatin/While 5 0 is creepin/Then ENOS was created/See this rap game/Well I made it/Ya know why/Cuz this rap game has just been introduced to the greatest/You took ova/Then I arrived with the new version of a No Limit Soldier/Now I’m back with ill rhymes/Neva soba/Ill rizzleronics while I smoke chronic with that good aroma/Just put 20’s on my new range rover/I’m the greatest of all time, how many times have I told ya/I’m neva leavin until I stop breathin/Since I have the greatest rhyme/Well I guess I’ll be here for a long time/Why do ya keep steppin?/My words are weapons/I’m so ill, I’m sorry we have ta be partin/But If you try to battle rap and I’ll blow you away like Osama Bin Laden/But for now here’s a dolla so you can go mow my lawn/Ya no where near my level so until you can fuck with rhymes like these I’ll neva be gone. I’m out. Peace in the west and in the east. I'M WHITE ~*ENOS2002*~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boring Bastard Posted December 1, 2001 Share Posted December 1, 2001 Re: A Freestyle worth your while Originally posted by ENOS2002 I'M WHITE yeah I'm white too.... and still iller!! There's a thread for this already!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boring Bastard Posted December 1, 2001 Share Posted December 1, 2001 I didn't mean that to be a dick I was just saying that you should get in on some of the rhyme fun with us in the "Freestyle Session" thread...... Come on over...no limit soldier... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 455 Posted December 1, 2001 Share Posted December 1, 2001 Boring..yes you did....keep in mind that this is the same guy who can't seem to find any "thick paint markers'"....check out "The Yard" if the thread isn't closed yet..it's pretty funny..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EL MASKO Posted December 1, 2001 Share Posted December 1, 2001 My name is ENOS like the astronaut chimp I get on 12oz and act like a pimp I talk the talk But I can't walk the walk cause I got gimped in the park And I couldn't get a girl even if I put a fake picture on MOC Sorry bro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TEARZ Posted December 1, 2001 Share Posted December 1, 2001 burger rapper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted December 1, 2001 Share Posted December 1, 2001 WAIT!!!!!... you're WHITE? well why didn't you say... oh, I guess you did, see guys, he's white, that's why his rhyme sucks... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boring Bastard Posted December 1, 2001 Share Posted December 1, 2001 Son?? Where are you?? It's past your curfew!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boring Bastard Posted December 1, 2001 Share Posted December 1, 2001 Originally posted by 455 Boring..yes you did....keep in mind that this is the same guy who can't seem to find any "thick paint markers'"....check out "The Yard" if the thread isn't closed yet..it's pretty funny..... Thanks for pointing that out bro.....that's some funny stuff right there!! "I'm in a war right now with another tagger at my school and his marker is bigger than mine".....hahahahahahaaaa Whatever shall I do???:lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nails Posted December 1, 2001 Share Posted December 1, 2001 GO DUCKS I just got done doing dead lifts I'm to tired for this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TOY Posted December 2, 2001 Author Share Posted December 2, 2001 reppin coalition make your funeral arragements/step to me and leave with a face lift/mad upper cuts and a round house/ that connected and wrecked your intestines/ its gouged out to the 3rd optical/get the snot pound out or end up in a hospital/ anything is possible/a bull fucked with me and left unconscious too/ its probable/ if you come at me youll get slaughtered too/all lyrical/if you come at me with rhymes like acne ill just use clearacil/ sorry guys, that all i got. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boring Bastard Posted December 2, 2001 Share Posted December 2, 2001 Once again I bump this on my own will..... CMEUP needs to get some more practice so here we go!!:P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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