Boring Bastard Posted November 20, 2001 Share Posted November 20, 2001 Oh and by the way..... it is all love kids!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted November 20, 2001 Share Posted November 20, 2001 Ok, i am reaaaaaaallly high now, so bear with me guys, this one goes out to you boring, cause i think were battling?! Oh and that internet kid puncher thing, yeah i about pissed myself when i saw that..hahaha.. Aight here i am, breakin out flows like you eat spam, Cuase your boke ass cant afford real ham, Or canned meat for that matter, Lets play ball, cause im a first string batter, Best duck when you hear the gun clatter, With the lyrical rymes i spew i make your bones shatter, Cause i hang around your hood like a dope dealer, Just pretending like i sell but im just a ryme stealer, Cause the first half of this ryme was from eminem, Yes that kid with the notious name slim. im done with this cause im high, and some chips and dip is sounding really fly, did i say fly? Yes i did its comin back like mario lemieux did. mmmm...foood.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoffeehouseFunkstar Posted November 20, 2001 Share Posted November 20, 2001 I render you unconscious when I smack you through ya dentals Flow so far above ya head you thought you hearin insturmentals it's not coincedental that you lockin horns with Valdez leave ya head snappin back like you was fuckin Pez Juan got that full body flow son you commin straight decafeinated tangle with me yo you gets eradicated Aveis deflate ya fuckin ego step up and get decapitated I berated you with style fool I debated you in high school faded you in battle impregnated ya fuckin wife fool I'm TRIFLIN straight sniper RIFLIN hit ya girl so many times they got her on prenatal VITAMINS Aveis hits you like a rattle snake give a headstart just for battle's sake it's like you rowin upstream all day till ya paddles break and you fallin down Niagra Falls tip the bottle when Viagra calls damn right I'm poppin pills must work, every half hour got ya girl rockin dillz scores still tied and Aveiser kills 2 minute battle drills you artificial just like the turf up on this battlefield I'm well rounded like your standard wheel offense steady movin chains down the field now I'm cookin just like brown and serve seems like the whole damn town has heard don't test me kid Aveis gots pounds of nerves I'm A SICk sick puppy steady poundin nerds son you more pussy than a thousand herbs leave ya punch drunk till ya words are soundin slurred so slow you raced a preagnant chick and wound up third That's my word Now I'm on D and you gettin served ..... your ball sucka 1:13 left..can you score? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest snafuno Posted November 20, 2001 Share Posted November 20, 2001 Fo shizzle my nizzle to boring izzle!! Yo, Yo, YO like I be creeping through yo hood, wif my teck nina taking yo babiez mamaz and put'n my dick in her vagina I spitt'n these mad, crazy izzle pizzle linas.. so who wanna step to the lyrical crazy nigga Not you! yeah thats what I figa!!! I battle that punk ass wack nizzle anyday!! Fuck that boring bastard hes wak and next time I see you I going to give you a knuckle samamich!!!! What! what! what! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest snafuno Posted November 20, 2001 Share Posted November 20, 2001 Its all love though!! Right?? if not I'll smash any of you 12oz bums!!! I'm ill! your not!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted November 20, 2001 Share Posted November 20, 2001 ....Fart! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoter Posted November 20, 2001 Share Posted November 20, 2001 fuck yo skillz, my mission iz to get tha loot. cuz that's the only thing dat comez b4 ho's and you know it'z true. and i can tell that 2 dis game you're kinda new. cuz when you had tha chance to come up big you blew it. acting like you was down when a long time ago you shoulda quit. i remember teachin' you on how ta spit on da clit first to give dat bitch some of dat dick. me and you was like a team or a clique so unique. fool,last thing i heard you was sippin lean wit da enemy from tha other side of town. but yo i gottsta admit on how i still occasionally put in dat dj skrew tape to reminisce on how we used to getz down. one life one love ,bloody hound spot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted November 21, 2001 Share Posted November 21, 2001 IB clownin as tease is frownin arms crossed tryin to floss You crossed me at the wrong time talkin about IB lost IB caught, I've learned the lesson from Dirty that IB taught I'll just lay here in the back of this dump truck and rot No blood clot, as your life pours out your vein You try and strain for another rhyme, you only think up the same shit you said before you strive to think of a line your brain is deprived of oxygen and you're running out of time Another bunk verse you fucked up despite how much you rehersed A crime in the MC world how can you get close enough to touch first You burst words worse than Fred Dursh, your style leavin in a hurse You're cursed, move that wakness out of the way, Put your styles back in a storage facility, come back some other day... and then maybe you could get with me comin in here actin like this is MC charity, I mean I don't know where you got your style for free But we are all about our shit around here, that's how we be Tryin to step like you be battlin, but you end up losin teeth Damn this is a bad one, I knock em down your throat, You woulda been better off ridin coach, your soaked Hang yourself out to dry, all that shit you said about bein real was a lie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest RaiD Posted November 21, 2001 Share Posted November 21, 2001 im out to bomb like vietnam under the same name tame one... oh shit thats already been done. uhh lets see... Writing my name in graffiti on the wall!.. DAMN IT! man there goes my music career!:king: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tue skinny Posted November 21, 2001 Share Posted November 21, 2001 wut wut wut . huh huh huh ah ah ah ah. ------------------------------------ im skinny tue skinny tue ryhme. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted November 21, 2001 Share Posted November 21, 2001 Ooooh, bump for the first 12ozer on Wednesday morning.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nails Posted November 21, 2001 Share Posted November 21, 2001 Step into my world, I'll snatch you up like a pickled baby squirrel, intro to my demonstration it be my name that make girls panties start chafing, cross my path deal with a whole new wrath, I take you to a higher level then drop you back like a midget on crack, dont come crawlin back, I'll throw you out like baby kittens in a gunny sack, coffee house flows coexist within my credentials. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boring Bastard Posted November 21, 2001 Share Posted November 21, 2001 Bump 'cause these kids are about to get it when I'm done with work.... Boring Bastard "The Internet Kid Puncher" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoffeehouseFunkstar Posted November 21, 2001 Share Posted November 21, 2001 word, big ups to all the cats in the CF residentials... 3man tag team Aveis Boring Bastard Nails who wants it suckas... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boring Bastard Posted November 21, 2001 Share Posted November 21, 2001 Originally posted by CoffeehouseFunkstar word, big ups to all the cats in the CF residentials... 3man tag team Aveis Boring Bastard Nails who wants it suckas... Let's bring it to these suckas!!! Oh and by the way......Your name is CoffeeHouseFunkstar remember?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nails Posted November 21, 2001 Share Posted November 21, 2001 Self control is what I teach myself , mic flow is always top shelf, big nails is what I sink into your girls pelvis, So let me tell you this, Perversion is what i insist, diversions are a one night fight, to continue existence is to rock the mic, So lets get this started right tonight, Dont mess with the final threes production, or you might not live to make an introduction, I rock freights harder than tiger hits drives, Look for my tag on your girls thighs, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~i~hear~voices~ Posted November 22, 2001 Share Posted November 22, 2001 yo yo yo....... check this stuipd shit.. look it me look it me/ i have to go pee/ doing my little dance/ bout to pee in my pants/ im stuck in a trance/ i might blow at any chance/ i see the bath room door/ trying not spill all ova the floor/ i run at full glory/ im not finished with this story/ i get to the toilet on time/ i let it flow like this rhyme/ i finish in a hurry/ my pubes are lookin furry/ im bout to be crazy out/ got a blunt hanging out me mouth/ if u dont like these skills u can suck my fat trout! crazy rhyme skills like wha!.......................:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dBUSH Posted November 22, 2001 Share Posted November 22, 2001 Holy crap. Online rap. What a crock. Why should I rock a rhyme? So marks like you could jock my dime and fiver. Muff diver delivers, your sister quivers styles sending shivers from the butt staight to the berry, shit gets hairy but like Mary shave it bare under there my fatest cap flairs back her bare back turns that blond hair black. Jack dont mack or get cracked, smacked- take THAt defender of the wack I bet you even think youre stacked with the shit I'll send you back to the cleaners, keyboard weiners, wanna-be beaners when yous really a queener. You think your nice but I'm much meaner with my demeaner def defining the silver lining that is outshining your wrthless crap I declar is online rap. If you read this you just jocked me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TOY Posted November 22, 2001 Author Share Posted November 22, 2001 we all need record deals. i got psychic powers/ thatll karate side kick cowards/kill your whole fam in like an hour/ my rhymes are tight, im blowin up like i can fly through towers/yo, in vegas its 10:56/the magnificant/rippin it to keep the thread continuin/right now i got the mind block/so my rhymes stopped/ so im just gonna paste some old shit. you wanna hear i metaphor?/i got ish thatll leave your leather torn/i was never born/i exist like oxygen/but instead of air, youre breathing toxins in/im smoke from a crack pipe with rocks in em/if youre #1, neagative 37/cuz im way in front of you/ and ill pummel you/ with iller shit/thatll puzzle/ you like how they built the pyramids/youre fearing this/ like ghost and zombies/no one in this forum can stop me/im burned disks and youre still a floppy/youre jockin me/even if i was a dress youd still be rockin me/you call that rap, more like a mockery Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~i~hear~voices~ Posted November 22, 2001 Share Posted November 22, 2001 round 2...crazy skills like wha! this is the...masterbation proclamation/ grab ur penises across the nation/ stroke that shit up and down/ and when ya hear this beat ya gots to get down/ grab yo bitch and jiz in her face/ and when shes in the mood just take her to ur place/ just..fling her ass to tha floor/ stick yo dick in a fuck her like a whore/ nut in bitch and kick her out yo door/ and when she ask what the deal/ say bitch...that was yo last meal/ jump in yo ride and then u just peel!..... skheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrt!......:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boring Bastard Posted November 22, 2001 Share Posted November 22, 2001 Originally posted by shameless self promotion Ok, i am reaaaaaaallly high now, so bear with me guys, this one goes out to you boring, cause i think were battling?! Oh and that internet kid puncher thing, yeah i about pissed myself when i saw that..hahaha.. Aight here i am, breakin out flows like you eat spam, Cuase your boke ass cant afford real ham, Or canned meat for that matter, Lets play ball, cause im a first string batter, Best duck when you hear the gun clatter, With the lyrical rymes i spew i make your bones shatter, Cause i hang around your hood like a dope dealer, Just pretending like i sell but im just a ryme stealer, Cause the first half of this ryme was from eminem, Yes that kid with the notious name slim. im done with this cause im high, and some chips and dip is sounding really fly, did i say fly? Yes i did its comin back like mario lemieux did. mmmm...foood.. There's a million kids just like you who are trying to rob Eminem If that midget stepped to you you'd be acting all feminine So why pretend? You ain't got no fucking skills........ The only hair up on your body is from your mom's hormone pills Now check your bills 'cause they're about to stack up You'll be in the fucking hospital for failing to back up Get smacked up with my sack slut......Ask your girl.... She should remember.... I gave that bitch duel black eyes with my oversized member Shameless self promotion? It wouldn't matter if your rap brakes went out 'cause you ain't even barely coastin' but when I'm on it's like a marathon FULL OF RAPS!! You vs Me is like running from a thousand caps! Bound to get hit Split in half with the wrath Two halves make a whole idiot NOW DO THE MATH! Is this making any sense to you?? This battle is like "The Holocaust" and you're the lone jew! Fuck you....for even trying to come against me Rapping wasn't a career for you that was ever meant to be... Let's see is there anyone else I want to call out? Hiding in the bombshelter...waiting for the fall out? Oops....there you are!! I see you hiding..... What's the matter, bitch? "Gangster, I thought you was rydin'!?!?" You know who I'm talking about it's Mr. CMEUP "If you don't CMEUP then you must be blind" ????? More like CUDOWN with my dick in your behind!! Yeah....Now that you know...Hindsight is 20/20!! Mothafuck "Mike and Ike" Bitch my skills are "Good and Plenty"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Boring Bastard "The Turkey Day Rhyme Terrorist" No more warnings kids!! You get what you deserve...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest META Posted November 23, 2001 Share Posted November 23, 2001 DOSER that was hella fresh mad props Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest META Posted November 23, 2001 Share Posted November 23, 2001 with the alias they carry us on the thone like aquaris shine brite like the fairy dust so bitches wanna marry us we kill ya'll with schizm yo FUCK tha system if you go against my rhythm i have you sucking jizum AHHH YIZum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chizm Posted November 23, 2001 Share Posted November 23, 2001 does Gouged Out Third Eye even post anymore? he he, he should see how long his thread is lasting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dBUSH Posted November 23, 2001 Share Posted November 23, 2001 hehehehehe... My ass just blew a lung and landed your your tongue. The toughest rung on the ladder, makes no matter if you get madder, my rimes is badder than the fucking mad hatter. Drop the skill, watch you splatter, watch my belly get fatter, behind my back chatter, I'll roll your ass flatter than a hungry jack platter. like fifty tons on ya bladder, watch ya hopes and dreams shatter, you toys had best scatter... on and on and on... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted November 23, 2001 Share Posted November 23, 2001 My stomache is full like I just ate a bunch of turkey You been eatin cum but your face tells me your still thirsty Ay yo, call me Dirty, I be clownin your ass like I was thirty But first see that yer glasses makes look kinda nerdy Not like an MC, you give me the impression you must be Dick weed, yo fuck stick you rusty with your rustic Style, you smile, but I must stick the dilznik in yer girl for a while But don't cry'll be ok, just mind your own and look the other way Paid for sex is what I get after your girl gets laid and my tongue I stick down her felopian tube, I smash her out with this doob In my mouth, fuckin like I be from the South, I crouch like a ninja In the bush George W's bush, fixin to jump out with my knife and push It in the back of his skull, my hands are already full, but his blood I collect in a bowl, roll the dice to see who's actin naughty and nice I kick your ass with chop sticks for fuckin with my bowl of rice Red blood in the dark night, a fight to the end put out both your eyes My ninja knife goes back in the sheath, you rollin around on the ground Wishin your sight that you could keep, I'm beneath the ground In the fuckin dirt, fuck with this grave and you bound to get hurt That smirk is gonna piss me off, worse than if I was drunk off Smirnoff I cough cause the blunt is just a roach, so high, I think I might float Don't gloat it'll get your steez stomped out and killed I don't even care I'm so high off this gangster skrill, it's too much to bare, Smokin that green sticky with all the fuckin hairs...... Sheeeeiiiitttt.....nawga, what! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nails Posted November 23, 2001 Share Posted November 23, 2001 Silly Dirty habit trix are for kids, Sounds to me you can only rhyme about jizz, For years i've been puttin out fear into toys like you, i pick little boys like you off the bottom of my shoe, So step to this through and through, I rock mics harder than you, My thirteen inch forearm will carve trademarks into you, so as i wind you up to play another day, Naw i aint done, cause this is Nails one rockin the big guns, So im poppin off rhymes like a pez dispenser, pop open the mic and I keep pulling out flavor, Flavor so tight that your girl will savor, When im done with her i'll pass her over to coffee house and boring bastard, when they get through she will look worse than a twin tower disaster, So as i pass the mic, I will leave you with a message, Go back to the drawing board kid cause your rhymes are like verbal masturbation, you just pleasing yourself your no top shelf. out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted November 23, 2001 Share Posted November 23, 2001 Hmmm, nails, now what could I say about you I could start off by thanking you for your interest But invest in some lyrics, you into incest? I don't wanna hear it, I punch a hole in your chest Your death bed, you're gettin near it, so fear it Drink some beer it, will ease the mind and spirit That's queer shit, so I see fit blaze ya with Another burn, 3rd degree ya throwin a fit Maybe you'll learn that you ain't the shit So quit, your rhymes make ya sound like a bitch I snatch you right out your Abercrombie and Fitch Then you get the beat down and thrown in the ditch The sound of your head hittin the ground Cement in which you stained with blood, your knees bent You're weak, meak, layin face down in the creek, drown'd I'm crowned king by your girl, while you sit there like, "Ay yo, I'm the best MC in the world" That shit you said was like it was on Jenny Craig Not very phat, but it's cool everyone starts out wak. Go practice then you can come back. *ding ding ding* Knock Out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nails Posted November 23, 2001 Share Posted November 23, 2001 Knockout shit bitch I was never down, I have'nt even finished the first round, Step to me i'll leave you spitten teeth on the ground, Now lets get started, I feel sorry for you cause i heard your retarded, Glad i caught your eye with my fly ass rhymes, Maybe I'll let you suck my dick sometime, I bet your into that shit, Lettin dudes fuck you like a punk bitch, I know you like that shit, So whats you gonna do throw another little fit, I got control now look out here comes another, I heard you like to fuck your baby brother, I heard it while I was long dicking your mother, Your pa was there too, He hooked me up with a blow job too, so fuck your bitch style rappin, I'll rock the mic in any fashion, kids like you I be smashing, go back to school kid you still need classes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted November 24, 2001 Share Posted November 24, 2001 Originally posted by nails i pick little boys....?? (you said it) and cover their penis with a little soy i slob it like an egg roll, stick it in my mouth whole I got a hair cut with the help of a chili bowl I roll fat cigarettes like bums with no money left I stole all these dildos, I like the black one with steroid veins the best My old PlayGirls are all torn and soiled My plan of liking girls I foiled, I'm spoiled My man gives me anything I'm a royal Faggot I got all my raps from a barney sing along I rhyme this song but really I long for the dong My man holds my hips, what? There's nothing wrong With being gay, my lips are full of penis tip, I've got nothing I can say. Man, this homo is bumpin....werd! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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