FREESTYLE SESSION

[nails]

Like I said habit trix are for kids,

Is puttin my name on somethen you wrote all you could come up with,

I guess I shouldve known you couldnt battle back,

in the long run you ended up wack,

next time lay a track,

[Boring Bastard]

Kids TAKE 5 but I don't lie with the stories that I'm tellin

I'll snipe you just like Oswald when I bust you in your melon

Why am I picking on you?? I HATE U just like that kid FELON!!

I'm not kidding.... I sure as hell ain't no JOKER

my style is a GIANT royal straight flush in terms of poker

I'm such a CON I got your girl rocking nothing but high heels and a choker.......Should I stroke her??

Or beat her down with my prick??

They call it "The Ruler", one eyed, but not reminiscent of Rick

So grab your chick and don't let her out of SIGHT

Me VS your half of the country ain't even a fair fight!

You're following right??

I could BURN AMERICA but I don't really wanna do that

Instead I'll take my time and just bring it to where your crews at

Where's your bruise at?? Have I caught you where I need to??

Pin you in the corner and beat you down 'till I defeat you!!

I sure don't need you so I wash you from my memory

When you wake up from your coma have flashbacks like

"Yo, remember me????"

You can't escape

stick you with the sublime date rape

locked behind bars is your designed fate

No mate 'cause you got a feminine side?

Rocking the "rainbow sticker" showing your gay pride?

Let's ride!!

I'll be Clyde and you'll be Bonnie...

I'd share some room on my nuts but there's already too many

kids on me!

So to really sum it up...

Sadly enough...

You were made from my leftovers in the bottom of the jizz cup!

 

 

 

Boring Bastard "The Faceless Father to half you kids"

 

CMEUP, Shameless Self Promotion and whoever else on this board that I've abandoned......I just want to let you guys know that I really do care! Your mother's and I had something very special at one time! I just couldn't tough it out! They were cramping my style!!!!!

 

"THE INTERNET KID PUNCHER"

[Dirty_habiT]

Originally posted by nails

Like I said habit trix are for kids,

Is puttin my name on somethen you wrote all you could come up with,

I guess I shouldve known you couldnt battle back,

in the long run you ended up wack,

next time lay a track,

 

No, I just wanted to change it up, make my shit not so average

Like you, what's your name? Joe? Joe with no flows.

Gettin his eyeballs picked out by crows, like the average dead hoe.

Thought you came to battle but you gettin put out by Da Dirty yo.

Like you be inspired by them fucks on the stereo

It's typical that you anylize those slow guys, their gold teeth leaves stars in your eyes

You think they fly, cause you saw them on the MTV

It's not like you any better for switchin it to BET

So, next time that you see me, and your girl says "Hieeee" all creamily

Just remember I don't play fair, I'm bastardly,

Twirlin my finger around your girl's hair, while you be Master B.

 

Peace out, game over.:beat:

[nails]

As I walk through the darkness,

I see an aveis tag shine upon the skyline,

i creep up the sideline wait for the right time,

Coast is clear no cops around hear,

Jump the fence now its time for business,

theres skeletons of battled out cans all around me,

Graff city kids come out of the shadows,

Its us against the frieght yard and were ready to battle,

Different methods consume our cans,

fumes perfume our land,

Amongst the clouds of paint lies a production that will rise,

rise among the best burn the rest,

As we finish up a conductor rolls up,

We bust,

after the dust is gone so are we,

I get lost within the tracks,

Stop for a minute to collect my intentions,

Another evening without a crime preventoin,

An hour later sipping crown royal,

Thinking about my next battle royal,

As my eyes flutter shut to Dirty habits girl sucking my dick,

 

NOW YOU KNOW I COULDNT GO WITHOUT DISSEN YOU! PEACE

[Dirty_habiT]

That didn't rhyme, this is a battle

there you go runnin your mouth off like a rattle again

my girl don't suck your dick you're an invelit for thinkin that shit

your chin get's split I leave your eyes blood clot brain lit

Not like off inhaling that spray paint shit you hobo

You've got no show to bring to the battle your verse was a no go

It's barely good enough to be described a so so

I scribed your girls name in the bench at the park cause she's our hoe

all of us, the whole crew it's a must we bust nuts on her face, she's goes so low

I'm solo burnin your whole production, while gettin head johnson your girl is suckin

Dick while I"m hitting the freight, damn she's like a go go girl, this girl is sick!

a little ham samwich I'm like damn bitch,

she even scratch the jock itch from you jockin this shit.

[suburbian bum]

You realize once this thread is so long people wont read all of em.

[fharmski]

I have demons contest me, mess with, squash, got Timbs messy

bless me,

so quick like nestea

love God not fleshly, got sniped like westley, died to the world like prestley, He kept me.

knocked down to one knee. MOCK ME!. infadel cropling.

swing batter gon strike see.

run up on kats like what mikey.

thats life

did ya catch the cerial?

ya feel me, with a knife right in ya eye socket

perefial.

vision.

ya decision is one of a path most traveled

companiion the devil

life soon uraveled. the gavel and its quickness to swing

the ring heard thru ya momas ears

14 to life start counting the years

lost in the system

sorry ya missed em

got locked up

battled Fharmski

but he dissed em:king:

[TOY]

im still here. i cant kick rhymes like i used to but here it goes anyway...

 

5'5"/ baller saturn drive out the side/my face used to be bumpy and ugly/all the reasons girls are never dumpin me/girlfriend? theres no girls to keep me company/they just look and point makin fun of me/but thats ok cuz one day theyll all want me/ill have a phat house and cars or something/i know one thing, the bitch better have a tongue ring for fun things/

 

man, someone battle me. any challengers?

[Dirty_habiT]

There you are! I'm waiting for some of the other guys to reply. I'm standin here in my MC stance until then.

[nails]

Sorry habit that last one wasnt a battle,

It was about the spray can rattle,

so put down your fist pick up the mic,

cause nails one is gonna win this battle right tonight,

enough about bitches and hoes,

sucking dick,

Your rhymes are played out,

If you step my flow will lay you out,

I'll leave you laying on the floor gaspen for your last breath,

my rhymes will stomp your chest,

Just another mc trying to dis thee,

Please I've been here before,

Its time to settle the score,

I ignore the misery that you try to unfold,

But trying too dis me kid your rhymes are old,

In history the story always goes, dirty habits are always broken,

So take this token of advice,

before I smash your cranium in a vice,

you can step and try your best but you'll leave with the rest that tried to past the test,

cause I'm galvinzed like nails and tougher than hell,

So I feel sorry for you cause as a mc you have fell,

But thats what you get when you mess with nails.

[TOY]

c'mon man, someone battle me. thats what made this so fun.

 

its gouged out/no one wants to get clowned now/ they read my earlier posts and bowed down/ im still the same person/ try to refrain from cursin/ but when my brains burstin/with thoughts it could leave people layin in hurstes/ the last MCs went down and they stayed hurtin/ its evident like blood stained curtains/im from vegas where pimps chill and the sluts stay workin/so right now im in chill mode/while my rhymes kill more/ leavin fools confusd like dykes with dildos (i know who i bit that from!)/

[Guest focus]

scott beowolf

 

well the sky is partially cloudy and my toughts are obsolete/

i'd love to catch up with you but i can barely see my feet/

and now you're miles away, grown up, and on your own/

whys it gotta be this way when i just want someone to hold/

getting it good in bed is just one of the things i miss/

it's all those little things, holding hands, and childhood bliss/

and it's not that you're to blame, you see you all turn out the same/

and i turn out alone right back from where i came/

i can't deal with all this pressure so i throw it all away/

and dream that i'll find love like this again some other day/

and i take my sad face, bury it deep into my hands/

not even drugs will help me no more they make it hard to understand/

all these emotions in my head are getting harder to control/

you think we need sometime apart, i think we need sometime alone/

 

- if you like it, and have any homemade beats i could use, email me at m_clare3030@yahoo.ca

[Dirty_habiT]

Fuck this shit, bump! I'm gonna make one later.

 

Oh, and by the way nails...it's a FREESTYLE...that means no editing your post after you post it, you bonehead. It's bad enough that you can push backspace.

[TOY]

yo C, im down for crews

[Dirty_habiT]

It's late in the night

and I'm feelin just right

I pick up the mic my chrome microphone

Try to fuck with this and bust your knuckle bone

When I look up in the sky I see the light is shone

Upon the right path take a quick breath cause it'll be your last

Take your phony ass raps and your played adidas hat

Talkin about mean muggin while your breath be steady bugging

In the brawl that I be sluggin you try to duck and

You're stuck in a situation you can't get out of

Come back why did you say that you thought that you could cope

You thought all your raps were dope but for you there's no hope

Get the rope, I like to hang a fool

I come straight out what folks around here call the boo

You didn't know what we could really do to you

Saddle up you nut ridin fool for you fittin' to get schooled.

[Guest 455]

It's almost 4:30 in the morning and I'm drunk as hell but oh well...May I have your attention/maybe I forgot to mention/I'm using this selection to turn you in the right direction/no question/the facts actual/a funky homosapien like Del when I rhyme Casual/my mind is a time capsule/travelin' thoughts un-ravelin'/you are witnessing an Mc in action with verbal satisfaction/everlastin'/if I pick up a pen/on a scale of 1 to 10,I'd be an 11/shootin' the gift with my mental weapon like Big Daddy Kane 'cuz there"Ain't No Half-Steppin'"/now don't step in my direction unless you have lyrical perfection 'cuz I get iller that infections in open wounds/I guess it's the infectious groove that makes me do what I do/using my brain as tool to dismantle these fools egos'/where ever we go/I leave the beat assassinated like Bugsy Seagel/my voice is my only artillery when top-gunnin'/a lot of cats' are frontin' and ain't really sayin' nothin'/so I'll tell you somethin' within this flow/I'm sick of hearin' 'bout Cristal and the overloaded bank rolls/Fuck the Benz with fancy rims/I'd rather kick wisdom over a mellow rhythm/now listen/there's no need to blow the spot because I just did it,done it/come correct with intellect on any track when I run it/and that's the type of shit that makes you more upset than a stomach/stay true to my Roots even when "Things Fall Apart"/I have heart in the art/ like my breathing machine..releasing rage page after page/It's the unpaid/masta of the 3 bar stanza/stay fresh like Arm and Hamma/when I use this grammer to take away your "Mental Stamina"/like Jeru and Afu/you ought to learn how to/bless the M.I.C./before you say you be droppin' more "Jewelz" than O.C./I hate typing a rhyme on the computer after midnight with no mic/peace out.one love to the cats reppin' the 12oz. website...later,alligaters...I'm gonna pass out....uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....;) :spent:

[Boring Bastard]

Originally posted by Dirty_habiT

Fuck this shit, bump! I'm gonna make one later.

 

Oh, and by the way nails...it's a FREESTYLE...that means no editing your post after you post it, you bonehead. It's bad enough that you can push backspace.

 

Hey now that's not true!! That doesn't mean that he was editing his rhyme.....I've done that when I was editing the mean things that I was saying to you kids so that I didn't sound like such a prick!!

[TOY]

instead of Scotty, i be yelling cmeup to beam me up/sometimes i cant get krispy creme enough/cuz im the opposite/ donuts got mad dough$/i dont unless i run up on someone's cash flow/i like fat hoes that like back door/ the only diet theyre on is wearing black clothes/so fat and lazy/ they sweat kraft and gravy

ok, gotta go to work. continues when i return

[Boring Bastard]

That's one weak ass "coalition" if you ask me........

[Boring Bastard]

Re: HAHAHAHAH you fucking bastard!

 

Originally posted by cmeup

 

we like the two power houses biatch, you dont want none. :D

 

and im still trying to sign dbush, but he being diffucult. he kinfolk though so im pretty sure he is down.

 

XXXIBTEASEROK<~

:king: :lol:

 

You're right!! If I know what is good for me then I probably don't want none!!

 

Oh hey..... I clowned your ass with the "If you don't CMEUP then you must be blind" line huh??? I'm gonna get real "loced to tha brain" real soon here, biatch!!!!

[Guest 455]

This goes out to the "Boring Bastard"...I like the composition you kicked earlier up the page..clever wordplay..nice...

[Boring Bastard]

Originally posted by 455

This goes out to the "Boring Bastard"...I like the composition you kicked earlier up the page..clever wordplay..nice...

 

Thanks a lot homey.....Which one in particular are you talking about??

Your "O.C." line was pretty nice.......Oh and Hiero? That's priceless like an American Express commercial....

 

write me @ kevinstark98270@hotmail.com if you want to shoot the breeze about Spo-compton!

You remember kicking a freestyle for me over the phone when me and Snafu were heading to the yard to paint some fr8's?

You know who it is......Think west side homey west side!!

I figured out who you were from another post in here.......

I heard KOG and LTS was in town??

Adios man

[TOY]

yall look out for the cd me and cmeup are putting out. Dec. 22

na, would anyone buy it if we had a cd?

 

yo me and cmeup come with the deadly medlies/ enters your ears blows up ya head G/ leave your shit lookin like someone dropped spagetti/you cant win with me/ i got mad energy from methamphetamine/ all our enemies are dead to me/ they tried to go against cmeup and the Gouged out/ our words were like pow pow/2 shots/ from a double barrel loaded with goose shot/ left them with no torso and their shoes hot/ you dont even know we're coming/ you could be at a restaraunt or something/ we're disguised as the waitors/ with tasers and lasors/thatll turn you into vapor/ you cant fuck with us, its like we're celibate/ we kill mad people just for the hell of it/ we're like being exposed to the elements/ niggas just weather away/theyre elliminated when theyre disinigrated/ we're on the highest level/ youd need a million men to make it/ first level half will be dead/ second level most themll get stabbed to death/you cant fuck with us/ we're opposite sluts/ that carry uzis and we got other guns in the truck/you think its fun to get bucked?/take a number/ when we call you youll get raped with lumber/ wrap you in alumium and hit you lightning/ like graham bell had a key on the kite string/youll know when, youll hear the thunder like its summer

[TOY]

yo cmeup, where you at?

[CoffeehouseFunkstar]

you see kid

Nails is the WRONG MAN TO MESS WITH

ESPECIALLY with all that gay shit

and since I walked in and caught you jackin off to Brad Pitt

Habit you can SHUT the fuck up

son I'm two-hun and cut-up

don't FUCK with this Cappucino Blaster

call me Creatine cause I'm swellin fools

triple-beam cause I'm sellin fools

down the river so YOU can call me master

Already BLASTIN suckas

steady OUTLASTIN suckas

3rd down and 30 and I know you PASSIN sucka

I'ma pick it off and run it back

quit cryin man what kind of shit is that?

fuckin sissy

take it like a man just like ya moms did

stay down

don't get back up and try to diss me

I fuckin ground you like black pepper

son I'm pushin 30 and STILL step up and check ya

I catches wreck with the uppercut and SQUASH you like a Butternut..

fuck ya whole shit up like I did ya mother WHAT!?

 

you should start callin me brother cause I was inside ya moms too..

 

BATTLEDRILL!!!!

haha

 

heeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrreeeeeesss Jonny!

[~i~hear~voices~]

yo yo yo check this...

 

im gonna bash and bruise all u fake ass mc's/

the only respect ur gonna get from me/

is to get down and suck on deez nuttz/

so be like kobe tai get on ur knees and take it up the butt/

eww bitch u aint pertty u look more like jaba the hut/

it aint my fault ur grams looks more like a wrinkle old cunt/

u need to close ur mouth cause ur giving me a rain shower/

my rymes are grovey like micheal myers in austin powers/

ima rip out ur hearts and kill all u cowards/

u wanna feel high power but ur slowly losing by the hour/

u need to wipe that stupid grin off ur face/

before i have to whip out my cock and jiz up this whole place/

u wanna be king well ima give ya alil taste/

open wide and close ur eyes/

and in goes my cock like it was no surprise/

i be riding high were u suckas can touch me..like i was captian kurt on the star ship enterprise/

my flows be spittin like an ak47/

u wanna battle me ima send u straight to heaven/

then u gonna rapidly fall right to hell/

and find out where my true posse dwells/

i ride with the man that they call satan/

and i can tell that one way or another u faggets be hatin/

u queers need to stop that masterbating/

and start having sex/

ima be out this bitch and like goldberg says whos next?

 

 

more stupid rymes like wha??????.............:D

[Boring Bastard]

Coffeehouse Funkstar, Nails, Boring Bastard and the newest member of the squad will be "Mr. 455" an old homey of mine from around the way!!

Kids get beat up!! Be careful!!

[Guest dBUSH]

My white knuckle rocket explodes with spite in ya eye socket- you had no chance to block it cause steadily I rock shit- like a constipated Winger singer- howlin' as I'm disembowelin' your family on Jerry Springer. Retarded kids like you always steppin' makes it funnier. My style is much more monier (haha) I'm clownin dogs with bunny ears. You appear on here with fraudulent-ass fabrications. Keyboards rhymes delightful for wanna be MC's masturbation. I wasting nations of skill upon your worthless little dome. All the trash you talk behind that screen is from inside your mommas home. You wanna fuck with me? Word to the marrow of the bone- count your blessings, play it safe- and then leave this shit alone...

[Boring Bastard]

You little shit! I've posted two fucking rhymes and it just kicks them off...

I'm going to try and post this and if it posts then I'm going to be hella mad 'cause it wouldn't take the rhymes.....

 

I just posted my new password and it's making me register and double register with each post....

 

Piece of shit!!!!!

[imported_MoeLarryCurly]

cmeup your shit sounds so bitten and the style. i;m not hating i dont take freestyling seriously only i only do this shit online not seriously maybe ill post some of my "battles" against friends haha you gotta have the fasted fingers in the east to type flows of the dome...

anyone one can hit me up on instant messenger---ShiggarFraggar

i;m always down to battle etc...