RumPuncher Posted August 12, 2003 Share Posted August 12, 2003 So here's a little story that must be told... SWEET REVENGE do not mess with a contractor's girl! So this buddy of mine is a real hard working man. He's doing a full renovation on this house he bought with his business partner. They do all types of construction from woodwork to masonary stuff to plumbing and electric. You know the kind of guy. They dont really put up with much shit. And you do not want to be on the receiving end of their wrath. He's just picked up his incredibly hot girlfriend at the bar she works at. They're walking home and my guy hears a party going on. He was in a Frat before (dont hold it against him) so he know the sound of drunken party people acting all rowdy. They're walking along a pretty busy street and the party is up on the first floor patio overlooking the street. They keep walking but just as they get under it, a bucket of water gets dumped on his girl. I swear he got mad like the hulk. so what does he do? He goes back to his house which is still under construction and grabs a bunch of those half sized ziplock bags. He fills a few of them up with a really dark wood stain, a few with half set epoxy, a few with ramdon glue and putty.... and the last on with Chef-boyardee. He grabs a hoodie and wraps all the shit up in a towel. So he walks back down the street from the other side and the kids are still partying. These kids are your typical skater punkass thugs. He walks into the middle of the street with his hood up and a pair of work pants on so they probably think he's a crazy homeless guy. He lays out the bags and lets it rip. Splat! Gush! Fwaaap! you get the point. First he hucks the epoxy and it hits the rail and covers everything. Then a double shout of that super dark wood stain douses the kids. They turn to open the door and run inside but he hits the ChefBoyardee right above the door. Splat motherfuckers! The kids now have epoxy, brown looking shit and little bits of pasta and mini hotdogs stuck to everything they're wearing. Time for some bags of drywall paste. In all he tossed about 8 bags of really nasty shit. He fucking bolts back around the corner into the work truck that his girl has been sitting in ready for the get-a-way. They get home and have crazy adrenalin-fuled bouncy-bouncy untill the sun comes up. moral: Do not mess with a working man's girl thank you, and goodnight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted August 12, 2003 Share Posted August 12, 2003 Revenge stories always bring the funk. Plain and simple. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyHorton Posted August 12, 2003 Share Posted August 12, 2003 big congrats on a job well done to your friend there :lol: i wouldn't want to be getting a face full of epoxy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted August 12, 2003 Share Posted August 12, 2003 awesome...a man after my own evil black heart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crave Posted August 12, 2003 Share Posted August 12, 2003 haha, good story, it made me laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted August 12, 2003 Share Posted August 12, 2003 does wood stain stain other things besides wood ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted August 12, 2003 Share Posted August 12, 2003 Skin, clothing, anything porous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted August 12, 2003 Share Posted August 12, 2003 so, kilo tells me not to piss in kids shoes, etc, but then he starts this thread...ok...made me laugh. i knew this kid who had this girlfriend who's father would beat her, so one day kid rolls up to the house ofter his girl had been beaten and rings the doorbell, "who is it?" "domino's pizza" opening door to a sucker punch "i didn't order pi......." the a well place doc martin to the face.....you get the picture.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grandola Posted August 12, 2003 Share Posted August 12, 2003 revenge is dope. good story there kilo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 12, 2003 Share Posted August 12, 2003 pissing in a kids shoes is a little different. getting sweet sweet revenge against fools who mess wth your girl is perfectly cool in my book. and wood stain is WAAAAYYYYY worse than paint. It goes so deep into things that it will never come out. I think turpentine might take it off your skin, but nothing will get it out of clothes. Like gliko said 'anything porous'. and having this... http://www.conagrafoods.com/images/brands/product_jpgs/chef_boyardee.jpg'> stuck on your backpack shoes and wall cant be fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted August 12, 2003 Share Posted August 12, 2003 Originally posted by Glik0 Skin, clothing, anything porous. unexpected question: do you happen to know anything that will stain nonporous surfaces ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted August 12, 2003 Share Posted August 12, 2003 i was being funny, kilo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted August 12, 2003 Share Posted August 12, 2003 Haha .. good story. Don't fuck with the woman .. duh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted August 12, 2003 Share Posted August 12, 2003 http://www.brown.edu/webmaster/images/campus_small.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted August 12, 2003 Share Posted August 12, 2003 Originally posted by ARCEL unexpected question: do you happen to know anything that will stain nonporous surfaces ? Fecal Matter. Originally posted by Kr430n5_666 http://www.brown.edu/webmaster/images/campus_small.jpg'> LIAR KING. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted August 12, 2003 Share Posted August 12, 2003 OMG I HATED THIS DEWD SO MCUH THAT I TOOK OUT MAD LOANZ N SHIT AND PUT HIM INTO A COLLEGE LIKE SO FAR AWAY FROM ME OMG LOL IT WUZ AEWSMOE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted August 12, 2003 Share Posted August 12, 2003 Red Tracksuit Society. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubejinxed Posted August 12, 2003 Share Posted August 12, 2003 agreed. for some reason it seems that guys that work in the trades have super tempers. dunno why they do, but i have first hand experience with the fire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 12, 2003 Share Posted August 12, 2003 the thing with this guy is he didn't loose his temper. He went home and made a plan and absolutely nailed it. trades guys are generally very protective of their women too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubejinxed Posted August 12, 2003 Share Posted August 12, 2003 ok maybe not temper, but they don't take shit. maybe sitting in an office job does something to you. i don't think that in that situation i would do what he did. would you? i'm not going to comment on the protective thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 455 Posted August 12, 2003 Share Posted August 12, 2003 ha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swiffer Jet Posted August 12, 2003 Share Posted August 12, 2003 that's dope Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 12, 2003 Share Posted August 12, 2003 see I would have done something equally hot tempered but I dont think I would have had the resources to really pull it off like he did. I mean wood stain? That's serious! maybe protective was the wrong word. possesive maybe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted August 12, 2003 Share Posted August 12, 2003 I think the wood stain would have been better delivered through a super soaker. it would increase the delivery and have better aim. granted you'd have to have several of them prefueled to deliver the same amount of revenge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr_president Posted August 12, 2003 Share Posted August 12, 2003 *golf clap* :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avils Posted August 13, 2003 Share Posted August 13, 2003 Originally posted by Kr430n5_666 AEWSMOE heheheh 'aewsmoe'.. when i read that i thought of 'gizmo' that little ewok dude or whatever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villain Posted August 13, 2003 Share Posted August 13, 2003 :D That's one for ole jolly rogers cookbook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetcherry Posted August 13, 2003 Share Posted August 13, 2003 i went on a date with this guy and the only sexual thing that happened was a goodnight kiss...but the next day at school the lil bitch tells everyone that he boned me and all this shit...so basically the whole school thought i was a slut for something i didnt even do...and the fucking jerk off gets the props for "boning me"...so i got even i pretended like the rumors didnt bother me and went up to him and asked him to go on another date to make the rumor true...he was stupid enought to agree...so we were at the movies when i told him that we should get kinky and get it on behind the empty counter...so him being a totally horney jackass...once again he agreed...we made out for like 2 minutes and i was able to get him to take all his clothes off except for his boxers....then i took his clothes and ran...he was stuck on a friday night in his boxers in a VERY crowded movie theater...:lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
space base Posted August 13, 2003 Share Posted August 13, 2003 Being stuck somewhere in just my boxers wouldn't even phase me. I always chill ouside in just my boxers. Unless maybe if it was really cold and I had to walk home...that would suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ToYs Posted August 13, 2003 Share Posted August 13, 2003 ok so i went to my boy's girlfriend's house, chilled, met the family, and so on just dumb bullshit. her stepdad seemed like a dick but i wasnt going to hold it against him. so i leave and i am later informed that her dad was talking MAD shit about me, the redneck piece of shit said i was a "nigger cause the way i wear my hat" and a "fag" and "useless piece of shit" and he also said i was never aloud to talk to his daughter again... ok fuck this guy im gonna ruin his week. so i go to this all night gas station everynight for a week. everynight the Duncan Doughnuts guy empties the doughnut tray and refills it. he generaly throws away the old ones, so i make a deal with him. he will just leave the old ones around back everynight.so i accumulate a cadillac trunk full of doughnuts and head to this redneck piece of shits house... i unload my trunk upon his house. i stuffed about 5 jelly doughnuts in the dudes exuast in his Harley Davidson, and pack the mail box full. and then i just threw the rest in his yard and his roof... maybe i over reacted but fuck that guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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