BUCK FUSH Posted May 20, 2003 Share Posted May 20, 2003 so here why my death is approaching....so a condom breaks and we are forced to use the day after pill. it worked and i felt like shit for having to use it but ill deal with my conscience later. anyway my girlfriend left the little package that the pill comes in on her bed for some reason. Who you might ask found this incredibly incriminating evidance?? her mother of course......obut thats not all her little siter found, printed, and handed an email to her father that contained incriminating evidance of a different nature...goodbye life...we had a good run for a while there...meh.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesus of Nazareth Posted May 20, 2003 Share Posted May 20, 2003 What possible conscience problem could you have about the morning after pill? Unless your girl feels sick after taking it or something....never had the chance to use it in my only experience with that kinda shit. Too bad they don't make a month-or-so after pill. Sucks about the other shit though. Getting caught on that shit is most definitely not cool. Any pets that little sister has should have their heads mysteriously fall off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taco bell bomber Posted May 20, 2003 Share Posted May 20, 2003 murder her family, the dog too. then watch movies on their tv. no but seriously kill her parents tacobellbombercantbeheldresponsiblebecausehewasonlyjoking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mapo returns Posted May 20, 2003 Share Posted May 20, 2003 damn that sucks. when i was in the army i wrote my friend some letters which went something like 'i cant wait to get back home and do a bunch of drugs with you, we're gonna get all fucked up, cant wait' or something like that. well for some reason he saved it and his mother found it. to this day i refuse to see her. what type of evidence did your girls sis find? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metallix Posted May 20, 2003 Share Posted May 20, 2003 watch out where you stick your cock next time. if u can't deal with stuff like this then keep it 60ft away from your girlfriends vagina. or else http://www.troma.com/goregal2/images/pregnant.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grittylifer Posted May 20, 2003 Share Posted May 20, 2003 try apologizing to her father and show him that you have nothing but honor and love for his daughter. Look him in the eye and duck if he throws a blow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TuffKid Posted May 20, 2003 Share Posted May 20, 2003 next time make your girl get the shot where you need not worry about babys....its the best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
some pittsburgh flavor Posted May 20, 2003 Share Posted May 20, 2003 Originally posted by ******** Look him in the eye and duck if he throws a blow. good call Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shoekeys Posted May 20, 2003 Share Posted May 20, 2003 In a few years time you will laugh at how trivial this all is... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted May 21, 2003 Share Posted May 21, 2003 what was in the email, huh huh huh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted May 21, 2003 Share Posted May 21, 2003 sounds to me like you just enjoy being a whiny little pussy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinyl junkie Posted May 21, 2003 Share Posted May 21, 2003 wait till you need to sell clothes to pay rent, or when you find out the guy you boxed in the bar is the mayor's son... oh gee, mommy found out her little girl's not a virgin any more... relax... *edit for amusing anecdote* my last real girlfriend, the girl i was engaged to, when i met her parents for the first time, i'd been sitting and talking to them for about 45 minutes before i realized i was wearing my shirt that said: "i'm sleeping with your daughter"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metallix Posted May 21, 2003 Share Posted May 21, 2003 ^ haha great Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crave Posted May 21, 2003 Share Posted May 21, 2003 ^^ :lol: relax man, thisll pass too. what may seem like a big deal now is often, in hindsight, insignificant. good luck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Dee Posted May 21, 2003 Share Posted May 21, 2003 When i started going out with my girlfriend, for the first couple of months after meeting her dad, i never took my eyes off him when we were in the same room. Just waiting for that right hook. My god he scares me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUCK FUSH Posted May 21, 2003 Author Share Posted May 21, 2003 tyler durden. first off let me say that its cool how you've completely copped your entire sarcastic badass attitude from palahniuk and thats cool and all if you think your a badass...but your not. by the way THE SURVIVOR sucked ass so dont throw in a shitty quote from it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUCK FUSH Posted May 21, 2003 Author Share Posted May 21, 2003 Originally posted by shoekeys In a few years time you will laugh at how trivial this all is... ya i definately will Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted May 21, 2003 Share Posted May 21, 2003 Originally posted by BUCK FUSH tyler durden. first off let me say that its cool how you've completely copped your entire sarcastic badass attitude from palahniuk and thats cool and all if you think your a badass...but your not. by the way THE SURVIVOR sucked ass so dont throw in a shitty quote from it. I liked that book. Anyway. What did the email say, bro? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
podrido Posted May 21, 2003 Share Posted May 21, 2003 yea i wanna know too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TuffKid Posted May 21, 2003 Share Posted May 21, 2003 Originally posted by Zee_Zee yeah what did the email say? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted May 21, 2003 Share Posted May 21, 2003 Originally posted by BUCK FUSH tyler durden. first off let me say that its cool how you've completely copped your entire sarcastic badass attitude from palahniuk and thats cool and all if you think your a badass...but your not. by the way THE SURVIVOR sucked ass so dont throw in a shitty quote from it. there is no book called "the survivor". it was "survivor". and it rocked hard. whatd you cop your whole whiny little pussy attitude from? ooooh poor baby broke the condom and girly whirly had to take the pill. boo hoo. hahahaha. maybe instead of getting mad at me for pointing out what a little sissy you are, you should be beating some sense into your girlfriend for leaving the stupid wrapper where it could be found. what kind of a fuckwad does that anyway. good to know you picked a winner there chief. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.sE. Posted May 21, 2003 Share Posted May 21, 2003 Originally posted by Tyler Durden you should be beating some sense into your girlfriend for leaving the stupid wrapper where it could be found. good to know you picked a winner there chief. hes got u there man.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Barlow Posted May 21, 2003 Share Posted May 21, 2003 Originally posted by Tyler Durden whatd you cop your whole whiny little pussy attitude from? ooooh poor baby broke the condom and girly whirly had to take the pill. boo hoo. hahahaha. maybe instead of getting mad at me for pointing out what a little sissy you are, you should be beating some sense into your girlfriend for leaving the stupid wrapper where it could be found. what kind of a fuckwad does that anyway. good to know you picked a winner there chief. Case closed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted May 21, 2003 Share Posted May 21, 2003 Originally posted by Zee_Zee yeah what did the email say? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUCK FUSH Posted May 21, 2003 Author Share Posted May 21, 2003 Originally posted by ARCEL the email contained just about everything lots of specifics about drugs, drinking, and that god damn pill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sh*nE Posted May 21, 2003 Share Posted May 21, 2003 Anymore details... that's pretty vague... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUCK FUSH Posted May 21, 2003 Author Share Posted May 21, 2003 Originally posted by Tyler Durden whatd you cop your whole whiny little pussy attitude from? ooooh poor baby broke the condom and girly whirly had to take the pill. boo hoo. hahahaha. maybe instead of getting mad at me for pointing out what a little sissy you are, you should be beating some sense into your girlfriend for leaving the stupid wrapper where it could be found. what kind of a fuckwad does that anyway. good to know you picked a winner there chief. listen cunt A) she had just taken the pill when her mom came in and found it. B) its really easy to call people pussies over the internet when its not you so go fuck yourself. youd be just like i am now if it happened to you. C) EAT A DICK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sh*nE Posted May 21, 2003 Share Posted May 21, 2003 Yeah, well, it has happenend to me before... My girl had to take the morning after pill, and threw the wrapper in the trashcan in her room. Her mum saw her it when she was cleaning or something. She didn't get mad or anything... she was happy with me, for "showing the maturity and common sense" of trying to recitify the situation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted May 22, 2003 Share Posted May 22, 2003 perhaps, the email should be posted...so we can get a bigger picture of whats happenbeing! ahh well, good luck with it all bro. worse shit will happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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