Jackson Posted November 26, 2002 Share Posted November 26, 2002 Does anyone know how i can train my cat to do tricks? I don't care how long it takes, i just want them to be more... well, cool. :confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted November 26, 2002 Share Posted November 26, 2002 1nd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRONOLOGIK Posted November 26, 2002 Share Posted November 26, 2002 2st. Roll up a fat blunt (premium homegrown hydro) blaze a session in a sealed up car of your choice. Let the cat out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted November 26, 2002 Author Share Posted November 26, 2002 Thats real useful guys... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted November 26, 2002 Share Posted November 26, 2002 train him to do this: http://www.ebaumsworld.com/goodcat.jpg'> by setting his litter box next to the toilet and slowly raise it with books then put it over the toilet, then remove box and put saran wrap saggily in toilet with litter and then remove completley and he's ready to go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted November 26, 2002 Share Posted November 26, 2002 ^^ahahaha it would be worth the effort Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted November 26, 2002 Share Posted November 26, 2002 sixernd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Europe Posted November 27, 2002 Share Posted November 27, 2002 Cats are too fucking cool to learn stupid tricks. Im sure if you asked your cat it would tell you to learn some tricks on your own... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BluntedMonky Posted November 27, 2002 Share Posted November 27, 2002 hahahahahahahhaahhahaa................ooh that pic made me laugh......but can it flush??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest old_woman Posted November 27, 2002 Share Posted November 27, 2002 cats are nt ment to be with man, dogs are I read that in a newsweeekkkk magazinge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted November 27, 2002 Share Posted November 27, 2002 Yakov Smirnoff says... In Russia, the cat trains you ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest old_woman Posted November 27, 2002 Share Posted November 27, 2002 what is an American? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bodice_ripper Posted November 27, 2002 Share Posted November 27, 2002 Originally posted by Kilo7- the cat trains you ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OVERsketched Posted November 27, 2002 Share Posted November 27, 2002 Dont train your cat with cat chow the little dry biscuts cause shit very soon the cat figures out it can be annoying by meowing constantly when it is hungry......It is a bit like a kid when hungry just whines till there mum or someone else will get them food.........basically don`t give it alot of treats for doing stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted November 27, 2002 Share Posted November 27, 2002 fuck cats get a dog or a fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted November 27, 2002 Share Posted November 27, 2002 http://beyond2000.com/images/editorial/2002_02/catfight.jpg'> I train my cats in the way of the Ninja ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OVERsketched Posted November 27, 2002 Share Posted November 27, 2002 Originally posted by ~KRYLON2~ fuck cats get a dog or a fish Why a fish they don`t do shit except swim around in a bowl thinking it is all new to them. A Cat or Dog are cool well get both they are a funny combination.........My cat and dog go nuts and play fight all over the house but they are the best of animal friends............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILYSH Posted November 27, 2002 Share Posted November 27, 2002 1 First, you must train your cat to use a home-made cardboard litter box, if you have not already done so. (If your box does not have a one-piece bottom, add a cardboard that fits inside, so you have a false bottom that is smooth and strong. This way the box will not become soggy and fall out at the bottom. The grocery store will have extra flat cardboards which you can cut down to fit exactly inside your box.) Be sure to use torn up newspaper, not kitty litter. Stop using kitty litter. (When the time comes you cannot put sand in a toilet.) Once your cat is trained to use a cardboard box, start moving the box around the room, towards the bathroom. If the box is in a corner, move it a few feet from the corner, but not very noticeably. If you move it too far, he may go to the bathroom in the original corner. Do it gradually. You've got to get him thinking. Then he will gradually follow the box as you move it to the bathroom. (Important: if you already have it there, move it out of the bathroom, around, and then back. He has to learn to follow it. If it is too close to the toilet, to begin with, he will not follow it up onto the toilet seat when you move it there.) A cat will look for his box. He smells it. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 2 Now, as you move the box, also start cutting the brim of the box down, so the sides get lower. Do this gradually. Finally, you reach the bathroom and, eventually, the toilet itself. Then, one day, prepare to put the box on top of the toilet. At each corner of the box, cut a little slash. You can run string around the box, through these slashes, and tie the box down to the toilet so it will not fall off. Your cat will see it there and jump up to the box, which is now sitting on top of the toilet (with the sides cut down to only an inch or so.) Don't bug the cat now, don't rush him, because you might throw him off. Just let him relax and go there for awhile-maybe a week or two. Meanwhile, put less and less newspaper inside the box. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 3 One day, cut a small hole in the very center of his box, less than an apple-about the size of a plum-and leave some paper in the box around the hole. Right away he will start aiming for the hole and possibly even try to make it bigger. Leave the paper for awhile to absorb the waste. When he jumps up he will not be afraid of the hole because he expects it. At this point you will realize that you have won. The most difficult part is over. From now on, it is just a matter of time. In fact, once when I was cleaning the box and had removed it from the toilet, my cat jumped up anyway and almost fell in. To avoid this, have a temporary flat cardboard ready with a little hole, and slide it under the toilet lid so he can use it while you are cleaning, in case he wants to come and go, and so he will not fall in and be scared off completely. You might add some newspaper up there too, while you are cleaning, in case your cat is not as smart as Nightlife was. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 4 Now cut the box down completely until there is no brim left. Put the flat cardboard, which is left, under the lid of the toilet seat, and pray. Leave a little newspaper, still. He will rake it into the hole anyway, after he goes to the bathroom. Eventually, you can simply get rid of the cardboard altogether. You will see when he has got his balance properly. Don't be surprised if you hear the toilet flush in the middle of the night. A cat can learn how to do it, spurred on by his instinct to cover up. His main thing is to cover up. If he hits the flush knob accidentally and sees that it cleans the bowl inside, he may remember and do it intentionally. Also, be sure to turn the toilet paper roll around so that it won't roll down easily if the cat paws it. The cat is apt to roll it into the toilet, again with the intention of covering up- the way he would if there were still kitty litter. It took me about three or four weeks to toilet train my cat, Nightlife. Most of the time is spent moving the box very gradually to the bathroom. Do it very slowly and don't confuse him. And, remember, once the box is on the toilet, leave it a week or even two. The main thing to remember is not to rush or confuse him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest old_woman Posted November 27, 2002 Share Posted November 27, 2002 you widh I;m gonna read all that shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted January 4, 2004 Author Share Posted January 4, 2004 Has anyone ever done this? Does it work? Shall I bother?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rectum Posted January 5, 2004 Share Posted January 5, 2004 http://www.cyber-heritage.co.uk/thewall/cat6.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HIGHvoltage Posted January 5, 2004 Share Posted January 5, 2004 ^^^^^fucking sick there i was laughing my ass of from the "shitting cat" pic, and then, no. :yuck: :shook: :nope: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suburbian bum Posted January 5, 2004 Share Posted January 5, 2004 HAHA! It looks like that cat got nuclear slammed by an astroid full of super radioactive bricks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TresOne Posted January 5, 2004 Share Posted January 5, 2004 Awesome. My girl's buying me a kitten when my old cat dies (which is probably going to be soon), so i'm totally gonna toilet-train it. I trained my old cat to jump up onto the counter in my kitchen and knock off it's food bowl when it was hungry. It was awesome for a week or so when she was young, but i realized how much of a stupid fucking idea it was when she started to knock of glasses and plates and shit to get my attention. Oh well, i'll get it right with the next one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted January 5, 2004 Share Posted January 5, 2004 shoot it. i h8 cats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted January 5, 2004 Share Posted January 5, 2004 yea cats suck, my dog would rip one to hell and back if he got the chance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i11igul Posted January 5, 2004 Share Posted January 5, 2004 http://img7.photobucket.com/albums/v18/bigbigcool/ca8f33bd.jpg'> how could you say no to a face like that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. clasico Posted January 5, 2004 Share Posted January 5, 2004 as far as training it goes back to reward and punishment. that toilet idea seams real stupid. just have it go outside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiseguy Posted January 5, 2004 Share Posted January 5, 2004 dogs are ultra badass. cats suck, have you ever heard of a seeing eye cat? or a narcotics or explosives sniffing cat? or a guard cat? no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CinchedWaist Posted January 5, 2004 Share Posted January 5, 2004 when i went to key west there was a guy there that had a whole squad of cats that would do all these tricks, like jump through rings of fire. All the cats were probably strays tho so i think they did whatever he wanted and then they knew they'd get fed. or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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