T.T Boy Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 yeah well you guys hate on canada all you want, but when your ass is paying 100 to walk into a doctors office, ill be laughing while im getting free operations and perscriptions, oh and when it takes you 57 years to pay off student loans, ill be rollin because my edcation is just as good and cost not even close to what you pay. na, i dont really have a problemw ith america, there are some really great people there. but there are alot of retards who listen to everything south park says and hates on canada. but what can you do. canada does not try to be america despite what people think, half of you havent ever been here so how can you judge it? ive been all across america and have thoughts on almost every region. there are sure a hell of alot of slack jawed yokels in the us, but sure are a bunch here. but yeah, we can always make fun of chubby america, and the fact we burnt down the precious whitehouse. and you can always make fun of maple syrup, toques and eh. although those are great things all in themselves. wheres that uk vs america thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remi Martin Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 canada aint shit. we got way more drugs, violence, guns, killing, rape, murders, assaults, robberies, muggings and jaywalking than you fucks could ever hope to accomplish. plus we victimize the world with our goverment policys. get off the dick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 wow thats cool. id love to live in a place where i have to worry about getting shot if i sneak across someones lawn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
se_FOUR Posted September 16, 2002 Author Share Posted September 16, 2002 Glassetch Just checking bruv..My fucking shitty I.T dept have shut off my email cos of too much Porn being sent from my mates, fucking wankers..I swear it`s cos i`m white..racists..Hold tight..Obviously i`ve found a glitch in there system, my managers computer..hehe.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AcetOner Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 Originally posted by Pistol Get in your freakin mini go eat some spotted dick and smoke a fag. this character is fucking hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 http://movieweb.com/movie/canbacon/canbac3.jpg'> Fuck, those canucks move fast.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 http://www253.pair.com/impaward/1995/posters/canadian_bacon.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 "Like maple syrup, Canada's evil oozes over the United States." "Think of your children pledging allegiance to the maple leaf. Mayonnaise on everything. Winter 11 months of the year. Anne Murray - all day, every day." "TV Announcer: It is the height of six American football fields, or five Canadian football fields. As if Canadian football really counts." "Canadians are always dreaming up a lotta ways to ruin our lives. The metric system, for the love of God! Celsius! Neil Young!" "I want to call the American embassy! All I said was "Canadian beer sucks!"......."People! People! Can't we all just get along?" "You sold control of American missiles to a foreign country?" "If you can call Canada foreign." "Or a country." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kissmyass#1 Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 http://www.cnn.com/2000/SHOWBIZ/Movies/03/23/blame.canada/story.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bodice_ripper Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 Originally posted by shameless self promotion "Think of your children pledging allegiance to the maple leaf. Mayonnaise on everything. Winter 11 months of the year. Anne Murray - all day, every day." I don't know who Anne Murray *is*, but other than that - its sound ideal. I always wanted to move to Canada after college. My girl isn't exactly thrilled with the idea tho.......................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 people i saw this little tiny spot on cnn that bud was legal..no boundries on the shit.. is this true?can i go up there and grow bud and sell it to the super market? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ski Mask Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 Originally posted by willy.wonka people i saw this little tiny spot on cnn that bud was legal..no boundries on the shit.. is this true?can i go up there and grow bud and sell it to the super market? dont you think you'd have heard about it on here if it was? the senate tabled a big paper recently saying they think it should be completely legalized....not just decriminalized. but the senate is a joke as far as actually changing policy...the law and order groups were up in arms, and a week or two later everyones forgotten about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 Re: Semantics Originally posted by KaBar I still have a soft spot for Canadian girls, though. And Player's cigarettes. it's wierd that the only people who buy packs of player's are white people. i like the cigarettes and all, but i don't know any body that ain't white that smokes those on the reg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 i think the usa is the only country still using farenheit and feet. who the fuck uses that stupid system? maybe like uzbekistan and the us. seriously guys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 another zesto tanget (inspired by TT's comment) Get with the Metric System !! Imagine if a country refused to recognize the concept of Time Zones. By ignoring the metric system, the USA is simply; i) making it harder for international trade ii) teaching student outdates methods (slide rule anyone?) iii) increasing tool costs for local industry iv) refusing to join the rest of the world in the technology age. dont worry... You can still play football with yards and order foot-longs at the ball park, but the times are a-changing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 Originally posted by T.T Boy i think the usa is the only country still using farenheit and feet. who the fuck uses that stupid system? maybe like uzbekistan and the us. seriously guys. firstly, to all you canadian polar bear fucking penguin lovin mounties, fuck you and your whole stupid frozen wasteland of a country, if i wanted to live in a frozen tundra of hell and crap id go to mother russia. as far as our measurement goes, i'm just soooooooooooooooooooooooo sorry that canada and everywhere else sucks ass. maybe uzbekistan knows whats up too? ever consider that? secondly, to the british people.....you have the WORST ever tv shows, and this is considering that most of tv is crap anyway, but for fucks sake....what were you thinking with crap like "who's line is it anyway."? that show SUCKS. your british humor sucks. actually wait.....wait wait wait....the only good thing related to you tea sipping morons on tv thats worth watching is "junkyard wars". and as far as "ooooooooooh we burned down your white house and gave you language blah blah blah" know what? cry about it. shut the fuck up because we dont give a shit and your still on a rainy island of shit. "great" britian and canadianananana can both have each other and have a long relationship as "life partners" or something. make your own stupid country where your tv shows suck, you wear stupid red outfits, have tea and crumpets, drive stupid little cars that get smashed up when you lose control on your cold wet roads and slam into a polar bear caravan of deathy deathness. fuck you canada and fuck you britian. ps. austraila, yeah, you suck too. backwards ass country formed by britian as a penial colony........thats promising. keep your deadly sharks and jellyfish to yourself and i'll stay in the great state of new york where i dont have to worry about things attacking me, other than maybe squirrels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ledzep Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 nicaragua has the same thing with Costa Rica, not to the same extent of course, but a feud nonetheless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 Go here and look at this shit... Its good Canadien world domination http://www.standonguard.com/ http://www.standonguard.com/images/f_cherry.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 Originally posted by se_FOUR hahaha, considering your diet consists of pancakes and coke you need to look a bit closer to home boy FATBOY...And being known as the thickest country on planet earth...It`s a shame we gave you the English language bro, cos then I wouldn`t understand the shit that comes out your mouth.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 I think what gets to most Canadians is the fact that Americans don't know a fucking thing about the country which is right next to them. Aside from the fact that it is all frozen tundra, they all live on penguin farms, and listen to Celine Dion all the time, everything else is complete fiction.... Not being a Canadian though I can't give a valid opinion........:rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 Originally posted by Tyler Durden secondly, to the british people.....you have the WORST ever tv shows, and this is considering that most of tv is crap anyway, but for fucks sake....what were you thinking with crap like "who's line is it anyway."? that show SUCKS. your british humor sucks. actually wait.....wait wait wait....the only good thing related to you tea sipping morons on tv thats worth watching is "junkyard wars". and as far as "ooooooooooh we burned down your white house and gave you language blah blah blah" know what? cry about it. shut the fuck up because we dont give a shit and your still on a rainy island of shit. That show was great until you guys ruined it. And how is this related to Canada and the US?? And if you guys don't want anything to do with us, how come you always come crying to us to help solve your problems? And when we say no, sort it out yourselves you yank cunts, you cry to the rest of the world that no one is helping you. And you wonder why you get planes flown into your buildings and no one else does...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 "You know. Wine drinkers. Pea soup eaters........ French Canadians!" "I do have to fine you. That will be a thousand dollars Canadian, or 10 American dollars if you prefer." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BROWNer Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 http://www.americanmusictheatre.com/media/02celebs/Anne.jpg'> don't be dissin' anne murray.. bitch is flavor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 Originally posted by Dr. Dazzle That show was great until you guys ruined it. And how is this related to Canada and the US?? And if you guys don't want anything to do with us, how come you always come crying to us to help solve your problems? And when we say no, sort it out yourselves you yank cunts, you cry to the rest of the world that no one is helping you. And you wonder why you get planes flown into your buildings and no one else does...... i stated all that stuff about britain because those stupid sluts started tryin to get all in on this shit. and it needed to be said. i dont recall me crying to any canadians to solve my problems. you must be an intelligent canadian anyhow, youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu can operate a computer machine.....i applaud you. it mustve been a study at harvard or something where scientists ran out of monkeys, so they used a canadian to see if you could rustle up some learning and use a computeradoro. (applause, crowd flourishes.) we get planes flown into our buildings because we're winners. you dont have buildings to get planes flown into because you lack the technological capamabilities to build anything more than 1 story mud-brick structures. who'd want to bother flying planes into that? or that stupid needle thing you have for that matter. damn, watch out, they might take out your sky restaurant or whatever it is. canadians in the mist. (gorrilla noises.) and that show was not great. its fucking stupid people being stupid and drew carey being the fat fuck he is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 Originally posted by Tyler Durden i'll stay in the great state of new york where i dont have to worry about things attacking me, other than maybe squirrels. are you fucking retarded? didnt you watch the big planey planes fly into the towey towers? is that simple enough for you? and toronto has the largest free standing structure on earth. god are you stupid, id love to smash your emo hardcore face in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 Originally posted by T.T Boy are you fucking retarded? didnt you watch the big planey planes fly into the towey towers? is that simple enough for you? and toronto has the largest free standing structure on earth. god are you stupid, id love to smash your emo hardcore face in. your feeble canadian mind is obviously confused by my statements. its ok. live and let live. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 and whats an "emo-hardcore" face? this may be a canadian phenomenon. know how some people think that if they talk really loud and slow to those of a different language they might understand them? this may work with canadians. louddddddd and slow. like your tractor pulls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoink Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 heres where its all aboot http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00006FDCT.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 ^ my dad worked on that movie. no lie eh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 Originally posted by Tyler Durden i stated all that stuff about britain because those stupid sluts started tryin to get all in on this shit. and it needed to be said. i dont recall me crying to any canadians to solve my problems. you must be an intelligent canadian anyhow, youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu can operate a computer machine.....i applaud you. it mustve been a study at harvard or something where scientists ran out of monkeys, so they used a canadian to see if you could rustle up some learning and use a computeradoro. (applause, crowd flourishes.) we get planes flown into our buildings because we're winners. you dont have buildings to get planes flown into because you lack the technological capamabilities to build anything more than 1 story mud-brick structures. who'd want to bother flying planes into that? or that stupid needle thing you have for that matter. damn, watch out, they might take out your sky restaurant or whatever it is. canadians in the mist. (gorrilla noises.) And I don't recall mentioning anywhere that I was Canadian. Not once. And I wasn't directing the comments to you, otherwise I would have used the words "Tyler Durden". I was talking about your country as a whole, as you felt it relevent to point out that YOUR COUNTRY doesn't care. And Canada has the tallest builing in the world by the way, so yes, they do have skyscrapers. Maybe if you opened a book once and a while you'd learn something..... Once again the superb American education system rears it's ugly head..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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