Guest MR BOJANGLES Posted December 29, 2001 Share Posted December 29, 2001 Originally posted by SCOTCH WHISKEO Dear SECRET, forgive the mean spiritedness of my previous post in this thread, however, the topic IS "meeeeeeeeeeean nut". If you wish to start a "nice, sensitive nut" post, I will gladly share tales of my kinder, gentler skeet shooting. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted December 30, 2001 Share Posted December 30, 2001 "What's a grill?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dBUSH Posted December 30, 2001 Share Posted December 30, 2001 I met this girl at my friend's party, she looked alright and she was kinda nice- easy to talk to. We end up in my homey's backyard blazing up the clubhouse and we start messing around. The bopper loved to bop, so just like that, she had a mouthful of wang. She was a talented stranger and I was having a good ol' time. Thoughts of how dirty this girl could be started floating around my noggin' and I decided to let my climax be a secret surprise. I'm no good at keeping a secret and the slightest "oh shit" gave me away. This girl grabs my hips and does doubletime- OH SHIT! I never knew a girl to swallow and this girl apparently thrived offa jizm cause from my angle she looked like a circus seal on life support. With that mental image I did not fuck her thank god. oh shit mamerro thats fucked up!:beat: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teister Posted December 30, 2001 Share Posted December 30, 2001 I only came from getting head once. It takes me mad long that way. Shit was like dripping out of her mouth and she was trying to catch it in her hands. She goes, "I didn't get it all." and ran to the bathroom to clean up her face. Then she came back and played with it till it got hard again and then sat on it to get hers. Another time with a different girl, she was too sore from the night before so I sat on her stomach and she jerked me off and I shot all over the place. Only a little got on her face though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REGULATOR Posted December 30, 2001 Share Posted December 30, 2001 u guys are fuckin lucky...id kill to get head Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox Mulder Posted December 30, 2001 Share Posted December 30, 2001 this really deserves a bump. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEADONE Posted December 30, 2001 Share Posted December 30, 2001 she was like and i was like and then she spit some gizzzzz all over this fly ass tshirt i had on, it was new to! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha :heated: :huh?: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest got tha feva Posted December 30, 2001 Share Posted December 30, 2001 Now for the real question: how many of you guys have tasted your own nut out of curiosity? prude Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr. frink one Posted December 30, 2001 Share Posted December 30, 2001 hmm...me? I really don't enjoy when a girl spits. Would I eat your pussy and then go spit cause your shit tastes bad?...thats just not nice. Most girls who have given me head just swallow and don't complain. One aimed the shit at me and made me take my fuckin shirt to the cleaners....and one was down for the whole facial bonanza....heh I like the gurgle stories, or the ones involving the 12oz faces...hehe... on the grill? Frink says :) oh...and I have never tasted my on jizz...i think its cause i know where its been Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted December 30, 2001 Share Posted December 30, 2001 now why would i want to taste my own semen? im comfortable with tasting the vagina fluid and thats all i plan on tasting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pinchecabron Posted December 30, 2001 Share Posted December 30, 2001 Originally posted by suburbian bum One time i busted in my own eye, no joke. that shit is mad funny......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bug Posted December 30, 2001 Share Posted December 30, 2001 Try this: cut dairy (cheese, milk etc) out of your diet, eat lots of cinnamon with your cereal in the morning. your girl will like the taste of your cum. worked for me for a while. she swallowed all the time. i aint getting head lately so i started eating pizza again. i like pizza. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dBUSH Posted December 31, 2001 Share Posted December 31, 2001 nope- never tasted my jizz- one time this girl told me that mine tasted good- I said it's cause I drink a lot of juice. What about kissing you girl (assuming it is you girl) after you bust? First I have to inspect her mouth to make sure she isn't planning a snowball fight- then afterwards I have to call her 'dicklips.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theFUME Posted December 31, 2001 Share Posted December 31, 2001 bitches must brush after head before i kiss them yuck never Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dBUSH Posted December 31, 2001 Share Posted December 31, 2001 well for some strange reason I think it's really hot when a chick wants to kiss me after I've been eating her out- I don't wanna taste my wang but I'm not trying to be unfair. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobobi11 Posted December 31, 2001 Share Posted December 31, 2001 This thread made me laugh. I don't care for it, but will let my honey if he really begs. For those of you who haven't tasted your own, you need to taste it before you whine too much about a girl not being interested. It ain't the same as pussy juice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox Mulder Posted December 31, 2001 Share Posted December 31, 2001 Originally posted by bobobi11 It ain't the same as pussy juice. do you know this from experience? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobobi11 Posted December 31, 2001 Share Posted December 31, 2001 We are getting waaaayyy too personal here, but yes I have tasted my own juice. It's not the same. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TOY Posted December 31, 2001 Share Posted December 31, 2001 Originally posted by bug Try this: cut dairy (cheese, milk etc) out of your diet, eat lots of cinnamon with your cereal in the morning. your girl will like the taste of your cum. worked for me for a while. she swallowed all the time. i aint getting head lately so i started eating pizza again. i like pizza. my friend's aunt-shes a slut- was telling us that if you eat avacadoes, it makes your nut taste good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted January 3, 2002 Share Posted January 3, 2002 :lol: those last posts were madd funny...bIZZump...i almost came close to tasting my own semen while i was spanking my monkey.anyone ever do it 69 and then both yall came? http://www.3rdshift.org/phpBB/images/smiles/icon_69.gif'> i bet this happens a lot http://www.3rdshift.org/phpBB/images/smiles/icon_bj.gif'> ...hehe...http://www.3rdshift.org/phpBB/images/smiles/icon_monkey.gif'> i like this one...http://www.3rdshift.org/phpBB/images/smiles/icon_nanner.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sumtina3DD Posted January 4, 2002 Share Posted January 4, 2002 fuk you guys are fukin funnee i swear i laff all the time at the shit you guys be sayin...but only to myself all quiet and shit cuz i gotta be all ladylike proper girl hard at work Thank You soo i gotta cut this short my boy busted some glue (thats what i call it) on my face cuz he wanted to and i let him so he went all out got all smeary and fuk it got in my eyeball! so i run to the bathroom try to wash it but damn that glues all sticky and you know how it gets when you mix it with water like greasy or takes on some sort of surfactant-like attitude like "your not washing me off" ....im stupid so my eye's all red and sort of cloudy to look out of and "what the hell are the sperm trying to impregnate the eyeball" i was scared it would'nt go away and i would have to explain to everyone what happened if they were to ask me cuz i suck at lying kirk out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BwareUfDogg! Posted January 4, 2002 Share Posted January 4, 2002 ok --I'm going out on a limb here because I'm a girl and all these replies have been dudes...Now I'm not really about sharing shit like this but the shit is funny.... So I'm giving dude head right.....and I'm just doin my thang I mean I know what the fuck is up with a cock in my mouth and this particular time my goal was for dude to bust in the shortest amount of time possible( it was just supposed to be a quickie) but see some dudes have a 'trigger finger' complex where they are so enjoying it they hold back their cum. FUCK I HATE THAT SHIT anyway I'm like fuckin dying cuz what should have been like a five minute thing was approaching being a 30 minute thing....now for you fools who don't understand all that goes into a B.J. after awhile a chik gets lock jaw, her lips go numb, eyes start watering, neck gets all tense you--- get to a point where you just want to bite it off! So anyway I'm just going still.. cuz I'll be damned if I'm gonna suck a dick and he doesn't bust, after all... I have a reputation to uphold. So finally I come up and I'm about to say are you gonna bust or what and just as I moved my head back this huge fuckin load just shoots over my head and hear this "aaagh fuuuck" and I turn around and dudes roommates chik had just walked in She had the baby batch sauce just all up in her hair, in her mouth, up her nose....that shit was cryin funny and damn she was mad. Her man was even madder because apparently he'd never gotten to drop on her face. HA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avils Posted January 4, 2002 Share Posted January 4, 2002 Aight so here's the dealy.. After reading this post the other day and relating my previous experiences, I had a strengthened resolve to do this shit right.. My girl asked me last week if she gave me a blow job would I take her to the movies.. I was like.. umm.. well.. FUCK YEAH! soo.. So she starts doin her thing and she even suggested I put on "Shut Up and Blow Me Vol 2" to help the mood. Well things were going great and I decided now was the time to set the record straight. I told her to lie back and I sat over her chest sorta thing. Then I started whacking away at myself like I was putting up a 40 storey office block and shorty was licking and sucking my fingers. So between watching her do that and checking the porno on TV, shit got reallll hectic. To cut it short, I told her I was gonna come so I moved up closer to her face and went for it. Wad # 1 col shot straight over her face, rebounded off her hair and landed on the pillow. Wad #2 almost did the same but with less velocity and homegirl copped most of it straight in the mouth.. #'s 3, 4 & 5 hit her chin and neck but she ended up with this maad trail of tonsil topping straight across her face from # 1 and 2. She actually started giggling and afterwards told me how much fun it was.... DAMN!! So thanks Mero for putting the ideas back in my head.. UP !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobobi11 Posted January 4, 2002 Share Posted January 4, 2002 Tease you got it buddy. This chick is pretty cool. I think that goes right up there with the ton 10 funniest posts. Hey there though there are more of us girls than you think. I'll bump the female members thread for you. Almost forgot...Way to go Avils Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avils Posted January 4, 2002 Share Posted January 4, 2002 Originally posted by bobobi11 Almost forgot...Way to go Avils Hey thanks.. please dont take my other post the wrong way. Like I respect my girls and stuff and I wouldn't make em do it if they weren't down ya know ? Arghhhh ^@#$ *splat... uhhhhhh BLAM !#* ka pow !# *splooge*... ZZzzzz sorry ladies..:crazy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted January 4, 2002 Share Posted January 4, 2002 im prolly the only one here that hasnt gotten any head Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REGULATOR Posted January 4, 2002 Share Posted January 4, 2002 i havent gotten shit either...but im young so its not in my profile yet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_splint2 Posted January 4, 2002 Share Posted January 4, 2002 bewareufdogg...you kick ass...girls that can talk about that kind of stuff openly are awesome... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FROSTY Posted January 4, 2002 Share Posted January 4, 2002 Originally posted by BwareUfDogg! ok --I'm going out on a limb here because I'm a girl and all these replies have been dudes...Now I'm not really about sharing shit like this but the shit is funny.... So I'm giving dude head right.....and I'm just doin my thang I mean I know what the fuck is up with a cock in my mouth and this particular time my goal was for dude to bust in the shortest amount of time possible( it was just supposed to be a quickie) but see some dudes have a 'trigger finger' complex where they are so enjoying it they hold back their cum. FUCK I HATE THAT SHIT anyway I'm like fuckin dying cuz what should have been like a five minute thing was approaching being a 30 minute thing....now for you fools who don't understand all that goes into a B.J. after awhile a chik gets lock jaw, her lips go numb, eyes start watering, neck gets all tense you--- get to a point where you just want to bite it off! So anyway I'm just going still.. cuz I'll be damned if I'm gonna suck a dick and he doesn't bust, after all... I have a reputation to uphold. So finally I come up and I'm about to say are you gonna bust or what and just as I moved my head back this huge fuckin load just shoots over my head and hear this "aaagh fuuuck" and I turn around and dudes roommates chik had just walked in She had the baby batch sauce just all up in her hair, in her mouth, up her nose....that shit was cryin funny and damn she was mad. Her man was even madder because apparently he'd never gotten to drop on her face. HA! hahahahahahahahahahaa im laughin my ballsack offff!!!! one day i wanna just bust a nut in a cup and poor it off the top floor of the mall or somethin hahaha...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WebsterUno Posted January 4, 2002 Share Posted January 4, 2002 Re: i couldnt decide what to cut in tha quote =) Originally posted by cmeup CAN I GET A MUTHA FUCKING STANDING OVATION FOR THIS GIRL RIGHT HERE!!!!!!!!!! Woot woot! *Rasing the Roof* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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