Dick Quickwood Posted June 11, 2003 Share Posted June 11, 2003 i started reading this shit and by the time i got to page 2 i had enough Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nutonce Posted June 11, 2003 Share Posted June 11, 2003 mouth only. fools. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Bench Posted June 22, 2003 Share Posted June 22, 2003 Back in highschool, I went to a kegger and got hella loaded. Anyway, this one chick who had a thing for me, but I didn't like, started hitting on me. She asked me if I wanted her to give me head, letting the beer take the unattractive edge off her, I went into the bathroom with her and started getting skull. When I finished my beer, I had had about enough so yanked it out and blew all over her forehead and hair. She started going off and freaking out on me. Then she TOOK OFF her wig and started washing the manjuice out. The guy who's house it was came in cuz he thought some chick was getting raped with all the yelling going on. We both had a good laugh. Seeing her that monday at school was so sweet... I think I ruined that wig of hers cuz it was fucked up after that and she won't even look at me in the halls. I felt kinda bad cuz she had cancer or somethin Got the nick name Wiggy from that little episode. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
test pattern Posted June 22, 2003 Share Posted June 22, 2003 MAUHAUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caL Posted June 22, 2003 Share Posted June 22, 2003 no but, maybe i shouldve put that on my things to do list on that other thread :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D3N53one Posted June 22, 2003 Share Posted June 22, 2003 willy.wonka is a strange one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOUM Posted June 22, 2003 Share Posted June 22, 2003 Originally posted by hold the cup willy.wonka is a strange one i heard he has a hook for a hand.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the JEL kid Posted June 22, 2003 Share Posted June 22, 2003 LOL WHY WOULD U EVEN BUST ON YA GIRL FOR , BY THE END OF THE DAY U WON'T BE ABLE TO LOOK AT HER FACE LOL U BE LIKE THATS A NASTY BITCH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One_in_Ten Posted June 22, 2003 Share Posted June 22, 2003 Originally posted by -MOE LESTER- HOW THE FUCK DOES JIZZ BOUNCE?!??!?! listen soon your body will go through some changes. youll start getting hair in places it wasnt before. soon after that you will start to have New feelings. at this point you will be prime to play the skin flute. Soon after some practice you can take the show an the road. And you too will be bouncing jizz with the best of them... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crave Posted June 22, 2003 Share Posted June 22, 2003 ^^:lol: its all about taking the show on the road. good advice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parted Ways Posted June 22, 2003 Share Posted June 22, 2003 HAHAHAHAHA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOUM Posted June 22, 2003 Share Posted June 22, 2003 Originally posted by Scott LaJock listen soon your body will go through some changes. youll start getting hair in places it wasnt before. soon after that you will start to have New feelings. at this point you will be prime to play the skin flute. Soon after some practice you can take the show an the road. And you too will be bouncing jizz with the best of them... :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Towley Posted June 22, 2003 Share Posted June 22, 2003 Pullin The Hudini My friend told me about this once but I havent hated a bitch enough to try it. After bangin that ho in the ass, make a bunch of sounds like your done. Spit on her back to give it the full effect. After she turns around...... Bam Right in the grill..............Never Failez Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dork Posted June 22, 2003 Share Posted June 22, 2003 http://www.yumfactory.com/neweyecandy/gloop.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
test pattern Posted June 22, 2003 Share Posted June 22, 2003 help me dr. puberty... what's happening to my skin? my face is full of blotches from my forehead to my chin don't worry brenda, what you suffer from is zits guys will never notice because they're busy staring at your tits i remember it was last night i was feeling kind of naughty i was having just a little bit too much fun with my body i was chillin' watching tv, i stumbled on baywatch i got a strange sensation like a fever in my crotch!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crave Posted September 19, 2003 Share Posted September 19, 2003 those newer blowjob threads made me think of this one. i needed a laugh anyways.. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted September 19, 2003 Share Posted September 19, 2003 i was screwing around with this married chick from my old job a few years back. she came over my apt. one time and we boned, i remeber when i pulled out i shot right up to her eye, pretty decent amount at that....for some reason i put my arms up and cheered, then laughed. i still dont know why. she laughed too but i think she thought i was a weirdo or a dick......haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Europe Posted September 19, 2003 Share Posted September 19, 2003 This thread is a classic... Keeps bouncing back like... well like sperm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BADMUTHAFUKA Posted September 19, 2003 Share Posted September 19, 2003 "Once i see the semen, I'm leavin'" -Cristopher Wallace A.K.A Biggie Smalls :idea: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted September 29, 2004 Share Posted September 29, 2004 meeeeeemorieeeesssss in the corners of the 12oz.... misty cum colored memorieeeeessss of the way we talked shiiiiiiitt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InnerCityRebel Posted September 29, 2004 Share Posted September 29, 2004 This thread is classic... I was tittie fucking my ex one time and then bam i had to cum.I end up trying to nut on her chest but instead i fire a cum rocket which hits her neck and shots straight up into the air.I swear if i didn't pull my head back it would have nailed me in the face.It actually ended up hitting her ear.I was laughing for days about that shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEROJUANA Posted September 30, 2004 Share Posted September 30, 2004 YO FOR REAL SON. IM LIKE THE NAS OF 12.OZ B, MY THREADS ARE CLASSICS. A MOD SHOULD PUT THEM ALL TOGETHER AND MAKE A "BEST OF MERO" COMPILATION. MEROESS ILLMATIC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
getNice Posted September 30, 2004 Share Posted September 30, 2004 such things are the only fun left in life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TURBOCAPSLOK Posted September 30, 2004 Share Posted September 30, 2004 ONE OF MY EX GIRLFRIENDS USED TO ASK ME TO NUT ON HER FACE.. BUT MY CURRENT ONE? NAH, SHE'S A SWALLOWER BUT NOT A FACIAL GIRL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neskoner Posted September 30, 2004 Share Posted September 30, 2004 I dont smoke blunts unless they rolled proper. I dont fuck wit dames unless they gonna swoller. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted September 30, 2004 Share Posted September 30, 2004 fuckin mero. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dpuerto Posted September 30, 2004 Share Posted September 30, 2004 I love pulling out cuz i have some excellent range and can shoot from the pussy to the face. Problem with that is there is no aim so it can end up in arm pit, hair, eyes, bed, etc. Oh well. funny shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Relek Posted September 30, 2004 Share Posted September 30, 2004 damn this thread is funny. i'd contribute but i don't have any funny stories. i've had 1 spitter, 3 swallower's, and 2 that just couldn't go the distance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boring Bastard Posted September 30, 2004 Share Posted September 30, 2004 Originally posted by The_Bench Back in highschool, I went to a kegger and got hella loaded. Anyway, this one chick who had a thing for me, but I didn't like, started hitting on me. She asked me if I wanted her to give me head, letting the beer take the unattractive edge off her, I went into the bathroom with her and started getting skull. When I finished my beer, I had had about enough so yanked it out and blew all over her forehead and hair. She started going off and freaking out on me. Then she TOOK OFF her wig and started washing the manjuice out. The guy who's house it was came in cuz he thought some chick was getting raped with all the yelling going on. We both had a good laugh. Seeing her that monday at school was so sweet... I think I ruined that wig of hers cuz it was fucked up after that and she won't even look at me in the halls. I felt kinda bad cuz she had cancer or somethin Got the nick name Wiggy from that little episode. Kid, you're foul! You got brains from a girl who had a wig on and cancer? Then busted on her face? You're fucking fucked! And have no standards! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swiffer Jet Posted October 5, 2004 Share Posted October 5, 2004 Re: YO FOR REAL SON. Originally posted by MEROJUANA IM LIKE THE NAS OF 12.OZ B, MY THREADS ARE CLASSICS. A MOD SHOULD PUT THEM ALL TOGETHER AND MAKE A "BEST OF MERO" COMPILATION. MEROESS ILLMATIC HAHA! this thread is quite amusing. Oh the memories. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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