mr.yuck Posted July 24, 2003 Share Posted July 24, 2003 I used to work at the gangsterest Burger King in the united states of America. This one dude got his order fucked up in the drive thru and stormed into the store. I was talkin to this girl and ignoring all customers at usual. He got pissed and threw his bag at me and it hit me in the leg. I paused for a minute picked it up and said "What the fuck is wrong with you?" He said "I want my fuckin money back you idiot." I was calm until now so i launch the bag at his face hittin him dead on yelling something crazy like "BITCH YOU GET NOTHING!" He proceeded to throw his drink all over the floor then ran up to the counter picked up a register and dropped it in the kitchen. Right as he did that 6 angry niggas ran up from the back, smellin drama, and the guy started apologizing and ran away. Everyone left the store chasin him and a damn near mini riot broke out. We closed down the store for about 45 minutes so everyone could calm down. That was by far one of the greatest jobs i've ever had. Moral of the story: McDonalds is a much safer place to eat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted December 15, 2003 Author Share Posted December 15, 2003 bumponerski... Originally posted by IntangibleFame ....who dug this grabage up! who!:heated: :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milton Posted December 15, 2003 Share Posted December 15, 2003 I have a friend, in California, that is obsessed with the Dip Set, often causes scences in public and harasses restaurant employees with abandon. Deto, if you are who I think you are, remember what I told you about my boy with the chevy celebrity. HOLLER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MotherEffer Posted December 15, 2003 Share Posted December 15, 2003 i'm not big on fast food, but i'll kill some popeyes. the greasy ass spicy chicken breast and the fries.:cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RubbeRBand Posted December 15, 2003 Share Posted December 15, 2003 man, you fucking graffiti artist asshole, I'm starving, little debbies banana cakes, the fuck you spelled genius wrong Originally posted by Armenhammer http://www.artcarfest.com/images/vehicles/hamburger.jpg'> fast food Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kasmoney Posted December 15, 2003 Share Posted December 15, 2003 yo we used to fuck up peoples order on purpose....cheeseburgers wit no meat,6 piece nuggets wit only 3 nuggets n half a buger in it..you make a big order you get everything plain..no ketup,no mustard,no pickles,no onions.. plus we was the only mcdonalds in philly wit out a drive-thur, and not sum bullshit mall store..full blown playground type shit.. lasted 3 weeks there....im a fuckin solider! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted December 15, 2003 Share Posted December 15, 2003 its all about being a vegetarian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milton Posted December 15, 2003 Share Posted December 15, 2003 I put in 2 months at MickeyDeez cause I'm a gangster.... The illest was when this kid ordered a small drink. But then tried to come back and bitch that he ordered a large. I walked to the drink cups put the small cup inside the large cup, put a lid on it and gave it back... He was dumbfounded... Oh the stories, a bitch comes in and asks "do you take debit" no I say, cash only. Whhhaat??? You don't take debit? Are you sure? I'm sure mcdonalds takes debit. "No ma'am I'm sorry, we don't take debit here." No you have to, I'm sure you do, maybe you should ask somebody else. "Ma'am I know my job, I've been working here over a year, we don't take debit." The bitch orders, then tries to pay wiht a CREDIT card. I put nothing but little m&m's in her drink cup, and extra pickles on her chicken sandwich... HOO AHHH Holler! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milton Posted December 15, 2003 Share Posted December 15, 2003 Not to mention the time a lady walked up to a black employee and asked for "Chicken McNiggers." He shut down his register and walked out... Stupid bitch... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted December 15, 2003 Share Posted December 15, 2003 Originally posted by Milton Not to mention the time a lady walked up to a black employee and asked for "Chicken McNiggers." He shut down his register and walked out... Stupid bitch... ahaahahahahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted December 15, 2003 Share Posted December 15, 2003 Originally posted by Milton Not to mention the time a lady walked up to a black employee and asked for "Chicken McNiggers." He shut down his register and walked out... Stupid bitch... this bought tears to my eyes.. :lol: x10000 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted December 15, 2003 Share Posted December 15, 2003 Originally posted by Milton Not to mention the time a lady walked up to a black employee and asked for "Chicken McNiggers." He shut down his register and walked out... Stupid bitch... idda punched the bitch in the gut, hope she would be pregnant too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted December 15, 2003 Share Posted December 15, 2003 Questions. 1. Why were you even at McDonalds? 2. Why is there a picture of sting in this thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gfreshsushi Posted December 15, 2003 Share Posted December 15, 2003 if the people who work there fuck up your order, don't take it out on them. they're idiots if they can't find a better job. speak with the manager politely, not using words that have too many syllables, slowly, enunciating carefully. then, if you don't get your food correctly AND your money back, just fuck up the property. fills on the front, ripping out some of the landscaping, undoing bolts on the slides, epoxy the doors shut, or just go to a pet store and buy a shitload of crickets. most lizard stores carry them, and they're cheap. bring a plastic bag FILLED with them into the store and hide it, opened, under the seat. preferably during a rush in the restaurant. the more business you cost them, the better. gfreshsushi/revenge is my business, and business is good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted December 15, 2003 Author Share Posted December 15, 2003 gfreshsushi... i like the way you think....:huh?: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
»§ÜGÅR« Posted December 16, 2003 Share Posted December 16, 2003 what a bunch of fuckin fast food thugs.. makes me glad i dont work with customers, serving them food.:lick: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
escalaid Posted December 16, 2003 Share Posted December 16, 2003 . chicken mcniggers... i'ma try that one :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASN Posted December 16, 2003 Share Posted December 16, 2003 Ive dealt with a few jackass fastfood managers before, but hey if i was in my 40's and my carrer choice was mcdonalds i'd probably be pretty pissed too. i ordered a chesseburger with no ketchup at burger king, and got one with ketchup and hair. i went to the front of the line, most of the people waiting in line left, and i tried to take off out of the place with a big "shaq" cut out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted December 16, 2003 Author Share Posted December 16, 2003 Originally posted by ASN and i tried to take off out of the place with a big "shaq" cut out. :lol: that's fucking great...:lol:</span> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuckWhitey Posted December 16, 2003 Share Posted December 16, 2003 Either way, I think those bif fast food chains fuck up orders much less frequent then those mom and pops places. You cant even order a hot dog and fries with no salt on the fries withou them fucking up and putting salt on your fries. I need a wife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted December 16, 2003 Share Posted December 16, 2003 i sore on the news recently a lady ran down a McDonalds Manager because they got her order wrong, the lady is doing 10 years for it now :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted December 16, 2003 Share Posted December 16, 2003 Chicken McNiggers.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted December 16, 2003 Author Share Posted December 16, 2003 Originally posted by krie i sore on the news recently a lady ran down a McDonalds Manager because they got her order wrong, the lady is doing 10 years for it now :lol: :lol:</span> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_dowmagik Posted December 16, 2003 Share Posted December 16, 2003 mcdonalds is terrible but i dont dislike their employees in general. i ate a grip of cheap burgers once and intentionally threw up all over the place. got it on film for kicks...yup...gotta love/hate mcdz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest amorphic Posted December 16, 2003 Share Posted December 16, 2003 Originally posted by Dr. Dazzle Chicken McNiggers.... ahahahahahahahaha oh no thats so awful Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted April 30, 2004 Author Share Posted April 30, 2004 I SHOULD HAVE TURBO THROWN A McTURBO SALAD AT 'EM! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PalestineOne Posted April 30, 2004 Share Posted April 30, 2004 ^^^ cheap imitation. sorry. it didnt work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 blaazed Posted April 30, 2004 Share Posted April 30, 2004 fuck mcjunk ......they fucked up my order after i told them 10 times what it was...still got it completely wrong....so i kindly walk up to the counter and plead my case...they where very nice about it and gave me a free mcchicken..so i sit down to eat and look on my burger and theres spit on it....so i kindly brought my tray up and proceded to throw food and drink and open bbq packs all over everything everywhere....2 dudes from the back come to "escort me" they wouldnt touch me though cuz they knew we would be fightin....later on that night when it was closed i threw a cinder block threw one of those big ass windows...caught sum etch tags on 2 or 3 of them as well...pay for that fawkers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Milk85 Posted April 30, 2004 Share Posted April 30, 2004 :: Day in the Life of a McEvilFuckers worker :: I hate my job I hate my job I hate my job I hate my job I hate my job *Customer walks in* I hate YOU "May I help you?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted April 30, 2004 Author Share Posted April 30, 2004 Originally posted by 2BLAZZED fuck mcjunk ......they fucked up my order after i told them 10 times what it was...still got it completely wrong....so i kindly walk up to the counter and plead my case...they where very nice about it and gave me a free mcchicken..so i sit down to eat and look on my burger and theres spit on it....so i kindly brought my tray up and proceded to throw food and drink and open bbq packs all over everything everywhere....2 dudes from the back come to "escort me" they wouldnt touch me though cuz they knew we would be fightin....later on that night when it was closed i threw a cinder block threw one of those big ass windows...caught sum etch tags on 2 or 3 of them as well...pay for that fawkers *in mr. burns voice, excellent...* </span> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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