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Re: Boa Vs. Pytho is ABC's favorite movie. *'dere snake dis big out thurr?!?!

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Re: Boa Vs. Pytho is ABC's favorite movie. *'dere snake dis big out thurr?!?!

Re: ANIMATED GIF HALL OF FAME SUPERTHREAD ...

tennis racket my ass...

Re: Whats in YOUR wallet? id $77 insurace card recipts gym membership card ss card Hey peyote, i hear they opened a new bc on the southside, you checked it out?

bump devin, scarface, and the good ole 45

i hope this cunt dies from the aids

my dog is an O.G.

The Enema Within 2007 Darwin Award Nominee Confirmed True by Darwin (21 May 2004, Texas) Michael was an alcoholic. And not an ordinary alcoholic, but an alcoholic who liked to take his liquor... well, rectally. His wife said he was "addicted to enemas" and often used alcohol in this manner. The result was the same: inebriation. The machine shop owner couldn't imbibe alcohol by mouth due to a painful throat ailment, so he elected to receive his favourite beverage via enema. And tonight, Michael was in for one hell of a party. Two 1.5 litre bottles of sherry, more than 100 fluid ounces, right up the old address! When the rest of us have had enough, we either stop drinking or pass out. When Michael had had enough (and subsequently passed out) the alcohol remaining in his rectal cavity continued to be absorbed. The next morning, Michael was dead. The 58-year-old did a pretty good job of embalming himself. According to toxicology reports, his blood alcohol level was 0.47%. We love our booze down here, some more than others i guess... In order to qualify for a Darwin Award, a person must remove himself from the gene pool via an "astounding misapplication of judgment." Three litres of sherry up the butt can only be described as astounding. Unsurprisingly, his neighbors said they were surprised to learn of the incident.

here ya go

pumkin escobar my laptop mspaint skills are pretty weak

sumoe abel hense

20x10 5-114.3 bolt pattern 31sm offset Should be about as big as you can go w/o any mods. 245/30/20 tire(or something close)

Ive been in a similar situation....do it. My sister told me about her and we ended up hooking up a few days later. No strings attached sex for a few months and the girl could take a dick like nobodys business. Her and my sister wernt real good friends though, if they're close it might cause problems later on but fuck it

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White guy: "Dude it's a known fact that your people have shitloads of babies." Mexican guy: "Nah man, we just can't afford abortions."

It lookes like it's the gum to teeth ratio thats all fucked up, not really the teeth.

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BUMP mber hense jerms shewp duo enks nekst vizie lead lewis

duo smash isto