Mauler5150

I did. I moved out. But the fucken stupid bitch always used to remind me that it was her name on the lease. That was her answer to every arguement, as I always had the better rational answers to everything. Fucking whore she is.

Just put in your earphones and listen to tunes. That is what I would do. Only roommate horror story I have is when I was living with my bro and his gf, the damn bitch used to listen thru the walls to my phonecalls. I mean, It was 11 at night, and the bitch had to do ironing, so out of the whole house, she chooses to do it in the spare room (which had the common wall to my room) and I could hear the 'swooosh' of the steaming iron clear as day, so I know that bitch could hear my dirty talk to my gf of the time. Fucking used to make me furious as all hell, while I would yell out, "Can't you fucking do that in another room!!!!????" when I would get some shitty excuse about her daughter sleeping, to which I would just get in a huge arguement about how she should have fucking done it in the 8 hours I just worked, instead of sitting on her arse smoking cigarettes. Made for some hell paranoid phone sex moments though.

This blonde bitch is the only co-worker I have fucked. The rest were ugly pigs. But this only ended in tragedy, with her blackmailing me about the sex. Long story, but know it ended up in a bad place. Should have fucked that bitch in the arse, then she would have had something to cry about, stupid schizo bitch.

He is dead on the show. I saw him get killed.

Re: TEAM ALCO That is good to know. Nobody should ever stoop that low. My uncle and former boss are mad EB heads. It is all they drink. And they both suffer from gout. Do the math!!! I'm on a budget too, I just knocked off the free sample I got from work, one of these new midstrength Smirnoff superdrys or something like that. Weird tasting crap. I'm going back to Crownies.

I hope the scar on your arms is from a motorbike accident, not some emo wrist slitting thing there tango!

Re: TEAM ALCO Luke is my middle name funnily enough. My friend suggested that when we go out from now on as a facade I should tell them my name is Luke, and I am seriously considering it. But I still think I need more persuasion than a generic Star Wars quote. Add to that the fact I have been 18-19 before, and feel as though I couldn't go through it again, with all the preservatives they add to VB. Much worse however is EB (Enema Backwash)

Damn, what a first post. Sex is over-rated I agree, but it sure is fun. And chasing it is more fun than getting it sometimes. Anyway, I watched one of the links from here and saw a Mystery clip, and he kinda looks like EBPH. I still wanna know how to put the energy ball in a womans guts though!

Aren't those T2 sunnies? That is a shitload of scratchies in that one pic. The Pipeline one is my favorite though, especially since you can only see one person in the pic.

The Larry comment reminds me of the Playboy mansion episode, where he says to the kid that he almost went his whole life without seeing a woman naked. But what is this show? Is it animation?

No tattoos here. I would get them for cosmetic purposes though (to cover up scars). I don't smoke (other than the occassional herb) I have no piercings, and 'an old mans haircut' apparently. So maybe you shouldn't introduce me to your mum, as the older women like 'old man haircuts' on youngins like me. Oh yeah, and I have a decent education too, which when I meet my mates/gfs parents for the first time they continually harp on about (especailly if their chiid doesn't utilise their talents fully). But then again, most of the time the friends parents end up seeing me in a total maggot state during/after a heavy night on the turps. However their opinion of me doesn't change, as they see I have 'balance' in my life between work and play.

Can someone explain what lep meant by FAS action??

all you would have to do is add another fullstop.

Re: TEAM ALCO Man, I am thinking of cutting back to only 2 beers a night for weeknights. My tolerance level is getting too high, and it is taking me to much to get drunk. Which is just what i don't need when I am soon to be an unemployed student again. How can I curtail my taste for the finer beverages in life and go back to VB longnecks?? I can't go back!!! The thought alone is scary enough!!

I was thinking the same thing!!!!:lol::lol::lol:

You missed about 1000 young aussie girls I posted in the Myspace thread. The aforementioned Homodungeon, the Wet tshirt contest is still going, look at the sticky. High Society made alot of threads that had their titles changed, and Lens has been banned.

The last I saw of Pauly was on Entourage where he let the monkeys out of the cage. Funny shit

Coming from someone with a sn like yours, it isn't hard to imagine. Scary stuff. 1am and I am now off ot bed.

Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread How in the hell did you find that picture Caligula? And to Zerocool, you should visit the hardware store and buy some thick plastic sheeting. Would probably be even cheaper than garbage bags. I had to get some when I was living in a rental, so I could have my bar fridge in my room (the seals weren't the best, hehe) and it cost me like 30c for a decent sized piece (about 1m x 2m) so if you went for a 5msq piece you would be up for a couple of bucks. that way, you could just fold it up and put it in the trash afterwards. Sorry about the crumpets casek, but I had a nice steak at mums washed down with some Rare Breed. Its just after midnigth so I am off to get some rest for my test tomorrow.

Yeah, she was in Red Eye, but I am unsure about the Wedding Crasher though. I thought the latter was hugely overrated.

Re: TEAM ALCO I just got home from my mums house. Luckily for me they had a bottle of Rare Breed Turkey there I could drink from. It is good shit. Way better than I remembered. Anyway, I'm now off to watch the 2 hours of tv I watch per week. Over and out!

Re: TEAM ALCO Damn. You have it harsh. Mossy Park though, sheesh, I hope you are near the crackhead flats so you aren't too much of a yuppy! Anyway, I know what you mean about some of the UWA crew. They can't handle their drink from my experience, as they invade our Triple Crown and shit. You can smell their egos coming from a mile away. But alas, I just look at them like the tools they are. Assignments being due can't stop the liquor consumption. I have a quiz tomorrow for a unit I only enrolled in today (4th week of semester). I wonder how I'll wing that one?? At least I don't have any assignments due for 2 and a half weeks.

Re: TEAM ALCO Yeah, fuck UWA. Murdoch is where it is at. I find it funny how so many of my mates from uni live in Nedlands and surrounds and attend Murdoch. And they hate all the faggy cunts who go there and think because they attend there it is like they live in such suburbs. This doesn't include you tango, but can I ask, do you live with the parents in Cott or are you renting? I have to drive 20 mins to my mums house for tea, and am pretty much roasted. Oh well, at least I am a skilled driver and have nothgin to worry about. /no jinx

Doesn't Breakin have the first appearance of Jean Claude Van Damme in any movie? Now that definitely is more interesting than the subject of this thread. Blame Dick Suckin Diddy for that.:D

Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread Damn, I am reading from a few pages back but yeah, do that lubey shit Zero!! Crazy mad slip and slide status!! And if you wanna know the best lube, get Eros. It is the best, as my cousin who worked in a sexshop recommended it to me, and you can't imagine what it allows you to achieve. Anyway, I am half drunk, reading old posts. I have to drive to mums house for tea, so I hope she has some good food cooked.