Mauler5150

Re: TEAM ALCO Damn, that isn't too bad. But anyway, I am pissed off as I went to the beach today and went in the water with my phone in my pocket. The keys still light up but I am unsure whether the screen will work again. Maybe I should lay off the boozy swimming??

C'mon tease started this thread and I think it is a decent topic. But anyway the thing that shits me is people who drive in the outside lane just under the speed limit. Nothign is worse than that.

Oh shit. that means I am fucked then!! I thought it was from stress usually induced by women who tend to invade my dreams from time to time? But hey, does that rogaine shit really work? Like does it stop your hair from falling out? Maybe I can get to mine before I am doomed to a life with the same haircut (if what casek says is true)? I think I would have a weird shaped head if I shaved it.

Re: TEAM ALCO Damn, After a few Heineken today with a friend I haven't seen in a fair while, I switched to Corona. After a whole pizza and 9 or 10 beers, I feel about to explode internally, although in my head I feel great. Might be time for sleep though. Your local has a good deal on Stella it sounds like. Exploit that shit. Why on earth would you drink a local beer with the good stuff at that price? I saw cartons at the bottlo near my ex yesterday of it for $48.99, which is as cheap as it gets (for Stella in code that I have seen anyway)

I though slplashers=bukkake!!!??

damn man!! A triple flusher!! Shit!!!! How much tp you use? A whole roll? You keep doing that and you will get a prolapsed anus!!

Yeah, Some1, I want a Rehdogg autograph. That is before he goes to jail for peadophilia. Check out the pic he hsa with his 'hos'. They are both 14 and leaving him voice comments on Myspace and shit.

HAhahahahaah! and Ha!!

This was hilarious. Thanks for making my morning a funny time of day.

Damn EGG, where do you find all these pics? I still think DEE38 had it beat with the french shit tub porn.

Re: TEAM ALCO Wheres Zerocool? I haven't seen him post on here for a minute. Hopefully he hasn't has a slip and slide accident!! I'm hearing you on the budget thing, I have to do the same now my income is zilch. But hey, I can't compromise on liquor, so imports it is still gonna be for me

But man, the pics I post are from the whole of Oz. Perth/Adelaide/Melbourne/Gold Coast/etc. There are beautys everywhere in Perth though. I see em at uni all the time, like multitudes. The only thing is the whole '2 degrees of separation that exists in my city. As an immigrant this wouldn't matter for a year or 2 though. Funniest thing is though, I have a group assignment and have a hot chick in my group. Funnier still she is the hottest girl in the entire campus on Facebook. It is gonna be hard getting the work done for that one I am sure. But in summary, as one of my friends has said, Perth is the best place in the world to come back to, although not the greatest place to be stuck in. Take that as you will.

Re: Dude I am boutta punch this dude in the face... Hell, I wasn't even present when it happened!! Damn bitch was hella depressed and shit. Cried in front of me and shit. She reckons it is from the pain but I see thru her lies. She reckoned she put on 3kgs, but it is more like 5 or 6. Lookin chunky. But I'd still tap it. Lucky I didn't take the viagra round there, but bitch couldn't be touched without wincing in pain so no sex was gonna happen.

Dropbears? Yeha, well I found Melbourne to be pretty Eurocentric. I heard if you are used to a fast pace of living then Sydney is the go. Perth can be boring as shit, but the weather is as good as anywhere. I just wish it wasn't so damn hot at the moment.

Re: TEAM ALCO Well I only had a couple of drinks tonight. But I know where you are coming from shaolin, I have the gut and tolerance level to prove it. The best thing I find to do is to change your beverages around. Like if you are immune to beer, try spirits or wine. If you mix and match enough, you shouldn't get too tolerant to any one thing, or at least thats how it works with me anyway.

Re: Dude I am boutta punch this dude in the face... Umm, I felt like punchign my ex in the head today to knock some sense into her. Too bad her falling down the steps didn't do it yesterday.

Umm, in Perth it is easy to get around if you live near the train line. Rents are more expensive closer to the train though. The country towns aren't usually very 'hickish' just more isolated, with not too much to do. Can only speak about WA though, have no idea what it is like over east. However my mate moved from Sydney to Cairns and his speech slowed down dramatically, so take that as you will. And fuel at the moment here is around $1.25 a litre. So it is getting expensive to drive. Public transport isn't the greatest, and Perth does have a dullsville reputation, and it is very insular. If you are after somewhere with a diverse nightlife, Perth isn't the place for you. The best thing is it is only a 3 and a half hour drive Down South, where it is a total change of pace. A great place to escape to I reckon.

Because she didn't get pissed on? Maybe that is why??

Yes, dear alcohol. Spitting in her face, man, damn, thats hectic. I am probably gonna go and see my ex tonight, to drop off an xbox for her kid to use. I just got off the phone to her, and she told me she was hosing down the concrete stairs at her place and fell down them yesterday. When I asked if alcohol was involved she went psycho and hung up on me. I'm not sure whether I should go around there or not? Should I go around and make myself feel better at her misfortune, or should I stay away?

But the target of his piss isn't bigger skaters, just hipsters.

Should have been wearing high tops!! But yeah, I relate to your pain, I have fucked my ankle playing ball before. Shit still hurts 10 years later from time to time.

This page s going crazy!!!

Wasn't there a gif with the french anchor women uncrossing her legs sans panties?