Yes, dear alcohol.
Spitting in her face, man, damn, thats hectic. I am probably gonna go and see my ex tonight, to drop off an xbox for her kid to use. I just got off the phone to her, and she told me she was hosing down the concrete stairs at her place and fell down them yesterday.
When I asked if alcohol was involved she went psycho and hung up on me.
I'm not sure whether I should go around there or not? Should I go around and make myself feel better at her misfortune, or should I stay away?