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Mauler5150

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  1. Don't tell me the anonymous entry was you Vaj??
  2. Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread Is it strange when you listen to albums you haven't heard for at least 5 years because you traded them or had them stolen or whatever? I can't believe I still remember all the music and lyrics to things I haven't heard in years.
  3. For sure, that is the part of the article I looked at and laughed.:lol:
  4. Damn, she smokes! I was referring to the girl, I could care less about the trophy. I'm not sure if she is that attractive anymore with this new knowledge. However, it has always been one of my goals to 'reform' a chick who smokes, so yeah, I'd smash anyway.
  5. This stuff is ok, but it gets a bit fruity after a while. And EBPH, different strokes for different blokes I guess. Stella has always served me well, and as long as it is really cold, it goes down as easy as anythgin I have ever drunk. I was thinking of easing back my beer consumption, but last night was mad hectic, with a shitload of Crownies consumed. My neighbour was putting a new beer in front of me before I could even finish the one I had in my hand. It took all my skill to match my drinking partner, especially when he outweighs me by 20kgs. Fuck it, I am gonna crack another Crown Lager now.
  6. Hayden Pattiniere or something. I bever saw the second set of pics before my last comment, but hell, she is 17 and that is legal in Oz so again, SMASH!!!
  7. I do the same when I have a woman in the shower with me too. It is funniest when you are really dehydrated and your piss really smells and is yellow.:lol:
  8. I saw Robosaurus when I went to one of these shoows. That jump over the plane was sick as!!!! so is this one! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBqrz2UFeqo&NR Look at how the tire snaps off!
  9. Butt nugget!!:lol::lol::lol::lol: What would the bonus be?
  10. Shalom, shalom... Where in the hell did you find this? And what possesses someone to upload this crap to Youtube in the first place?
  11. Damn, this shit is crazy! Horses fuckign elephants! The last one with the sword chopping off the head! Then he pulls his dick out! WTF??
  12. This is just as wild, somebody posted in the Maiden thread http://youtube.com/watch?v=wpbeAP1q-YA&mode=related&search= Crazy nigs.
  13. Re: TEAM ALCO Last time I had it was with this pretty young chick I know. We had this mixed with lemon lime and bitters. The taste didn't get out of my mouth for the whole night afterwards, and evertime I have anythign hazelnutty, I think of her feeding me this potion.:lol: I am so slaughtered from last night. Went to my neighbours house and was fed an unbelievable amount of beer. What is it with Crownies? They always leave me waking up feeling like total shit! I think I need a few more hours sleep, to recover from this feeling.:o
  14. WTF is this doing in this thread? Theo, can't you go into one thread without gaying it up with pics of homo black men with bling playing with chemicals to see which one has the effect of loosening their arses for the impending reaming? And my vote goes to Killers.:p
  15. ^^Old Faithful. Never ceases to totally smash me. I like it. Stella Artois=TEAM ALCO approved!!
  16. RAP? WTF? Don't get me started on about it again!!! Good to see real music (made from instruments!!) getting a thread in here for a change!! I am sick of reading 'Such and such rapper took a shit today' and 'beef is going down between A. Rapper and his former friend 'B Rapper' (read rapper A inserted penis into rapper B) or the classic KRS thread where he solves the meaning of life through astrophysics and the 100 foundations of hiphop. My choice for the moment is TNT by AC/DC
  17. I think it takes about a week and a half from US to Oz. A week or less from Eur to Oz from memory.
  18. Yeah, she was quite good looking, and those E cups were decent, but she was a real head case. I had to almost turn her down in my spa after she jumped on me (wasn't my fault we were naked) because I lived by the 'dont shit where you eat' mentality, but I had to clarify that she was doing what she wanted (as I was her boss). But yeah, as I said, head case.
  19. When I was 6 I had a feral neighbours cat run inside to under my mums bed. I tried to grab it out, and ended up getting its tail, and it turned around and bit me on the arm and I pulled my arm out with the cat still dug into my arm and when it released blood pissed out everywhere. I don't know how it narrowly missed the vein but I ended up in hospital with a half cast on my arm to stabilize it after losing a shitload of blood. Mum had to replace the carpet because there was a huge puddle that stained it. I like cats, always have, but this one taught me they are vicious fuckers if provoked. I am sure that getting a tattoo wouldn't be as bad as that.;)
  20. Umm, would Van Halen's 'Aint talkin bout love' be considered riffrock? Otherwise, my contribution is AC/DC's 'What do you do for money honey' or 'Got ya by the balls'
  21. WTF?? bokals you speak sacriledge in the presence of TEAM ALCO members. And to think I have some irish blood in me (and a surname to verify it) but still could care less about whatever day it is, I get drunk just the same:lol::lol::cool:
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