Mauler5150

Re: TEAM ALCO Damn. I am feeling the effects of a huge drinking session at the uni tavern that continued with a mate when I got home. Lasted hell ages, and was given a viagra tablet from a chick. Should I take it around my ex's house and have the craziest hard-on of my life??

Yeah wtf was with those hands on page 1?? Definite foot!!

Haha! I have seen that scene you are talking about. The girls were pretty decent lookers too. But anyway, I have to agree with casek, what is with all these threads about dicks? But anyway, hav eyou checked the good old wiki?? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis_pump#Penis_pump

Man, you just need to go to yacht clubs and shit like that in rich areas of town. My friend's friend used to do this in Sydney all the time, and mack all these old divorcees who would wine and dine him and take him to high society balls/dinners/etc. So in order for him to blend in they would buy him $5K Armani suits and shit, then pamper him with gifts and shit. They did this to just have a decent looking young toyboy on their arms, and he didn't even have to sleep with them half the time. You just need to find the right place to meet them, and I don't think the internet is it.

What about the word 'skadoodle'?? Used as in "I'll make you skadoodle cunt!" ie "I'll beat you up" Have you heard this word before?? One my friend invented 'Budditch' It is the sound that happens when you pop a cap in an animal.

Re: ANIMATED GIF HALL OF FAME SUPERTHREAD I remember doing a perfect Lui Kang style running flying kick to someone I fought as a kid when they chickened off on their bike. Made his back bow in half and he stacked his bike and started crying. Some other kids parent came out so I ran off asap though.

Yeah, no doubt. We were just minding our business, when we passed this Beemer and were checking it out (as we hadn't seen a wagon model like that before) and then he pestered us. Total fucking clown he is. You should have heard him preach about Jesus, right before smoking a bucket!!! hahaha

Haha, anyway, thanks for the disturbing visual! Can someone tell me what a blumpkin is??

No, he has less talent than RehDogg even! I mean, watch his 2nd video and listen to his Cypress Hill biting!!

Did Torquemada just say he wants to shit himself at dinner??

TRON you have the best desire yet!! Keep em coming!! I like what you all want to achieve, it sounds inspiring!

Well I have some funny storys about this guy, whose Myspace I stumbled across. http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=44462898 I met this guy while walking the street one night in the city, when he approached me and a friend of mine looking to score some herb. I told him, we had none at the moment and I'd get back to him. But anyway, I saw him out again and was with a mate of mine who was a pretty decent muso. I introduce them and a couple of weeks later he calls my mate asking for an audtion. I go along with him, listen to his salespitch and have a hint of suspicion as to why he is living in this big house, with a new Bmw, with no job, and I have never heard of this guy. Anyway, my mate starts going around there daily, all the while recording hours upon hours of music with the promise that Room 22 productions will look after him (22 was the address of the house he was renting, and the room referred to the studio setup there). Anyway, this continued for a while, and as I was onto him, I was never welcomed back there. This guy ended up scamming all the people who frequented Rm 22, and got a shitload of music (vocals/intrumental tracks/etc) off of alot of people. He then disappeared without a trace, and now lives in the states again. All I can say, is if you have contact with the joke of a person/conartist known as Bzaro, just do the world a favour and punch him in the head, take his wallet/rings/kicks/whatever and don't forget to lay a boot or 2 into him while he cowers like the pathetic piece of shit he is. Anyway, anyone on here know him, or any other conartists like him??

Damn. Who would have been able to decipher that? Thanks for the guide HS.

A few people on here want to kill people it seems. Who would have thought that you Ch 0 heads were such a violent bunch eh??

Re: TEAM ALCO Damn, this thread is down the list!! Bump. But anyway, I am onto my last beer, maybe it is time to get more or start on a bottle of wine??

Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread Oh, and my favorite song on there is certainly 'Who was in my room last night' it is just so rocking. However Hangar 13 is pretty good too and is quite the test. And I ahve to agree the guy isn't good enough to sing Mother. I don't know why they don't just use the originals in the first place?

Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread Don't get me wrong about the hammerons being fun. Although me being a purist I still pick every note. I think I posted a pic of me with my pewter mug, that has elephants and shit on it. I only use it when drinking bourbon or scotch.

hahaah! Hilarious! Youse are teh crazy!

How as the backwards dancing while holding onto the pole? That was mad! And the people cheering!!! This shit made me laugh!

Haha, can't wait to see those pics!! People getting pissed on without their knowledge sounds hilarious. /no eurofetish

Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread Yeah, I am only playing on medium. After that it gets too fast and uses way too much hammeron and pulloffs and has fuckall sustained notes, so no drunken whammybar actionn can be had. Fuck, I only have one beer left in the fridge. I just finished playing the RATM song on there, and only missed 2 notes. They were from swiging beer during the song. But the funny thing is I am actually getting better at it. Which surprises me.

Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread Oh man. I am pissed off because I was playing the 'Beast and the Harlot' on Guitar Hero 2 and missed one fucking lousy note. The fucking pick double hit the strum bar and fucked me up. This is one of the most fun songs to play on this game, but I am pissed off I haven't gotten 100% on it yet. Dammit. Must be beer o'clock!!

Damn. Did they seriously write that on them? I guess it is a funny marketing scheme, and certainly extends their product differentiation to a new level.

Re: ANIMATED GIF HALL OF FAME SUPERTHREAD Yeah, it was great. I might download the Protector if I can find a subtitled torrent.