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Mauler5150

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  1. Yeah, I never saw EB on here for a couple of days while he was moving/havign photo shoots. But congrats on the 25K. You must have gotten alot of laughs in the time you have spent here, I know I have.
  2. Yeah who wants to eat a carrot ensconsed in rubber anyway?? But I hate condoms, just the act of putting them on is enough to make me not want to fuck anymore, especially since you know most of the feeling will be diminished anyway.
  3. He is crazy. Youtube for his videos. He is very comical.
  4. Mall security officer!! Hahaha! But those shoes Mero posted look sick. The only boots I wear these days are basketball hi-cuts. Because the way I ball, I need the ankle support.
  5. Pics?? I need some new pillows and was wondering what you guys would recommend??
  6. I had to look these both up. Damn docking is rather weird. Where did the fags come up with that shit?? But the Spiderman is a great one. I'll have to remember to try that sometime.:lol::lol::lol:
  7. Anal Blasting Twat master 23 up, 7 down Some one who originally sticks there wangoo in a girls vagina. Then once they feel like they are about cum they stick in in the womens rectom. Peter Boardman is a Anal Blasting Twat master and a big fan of fucking. anal conquistador 6 up, 5 down One who ventures into ass holes which no one else will go. this has been used for a long time before sept 2nd, and definately not in lewiston. Dalton travelled down Rosie O'Donnell's hershey highway last night. Holy hell what an anal conquistador.
  8. Stumbled upon this gem horse cock 125 up, 30 down A gigantic penis that will cause moose knuckling and gapping in most vagina. The opposite of rice dick. Since he has a horse cock, he doesn't care if she's got camel toe or a moose knuckle gap. It's all tight to him. Hahaha, so now you know.
  9. Damn this thread reminds me I need to go and visit my doc soon. But yeah, I'm feeling you on the sleeping thing /nohomo The reason I ain't sleeping till the AM hours these days is because is it motherfucking 42'C in the days and only getting down to low 30's at night. With no AC it is a fuck to sleep and shit. The beach was great today though. Saw 2 pairs of nice unfetted D cups. Good shit.
  10. Damn, I am gonna have to get me another cat soon I think. I remember my brothers cat, that we got as a kitten, and he didn't think of a name for it so it's name was Kitten for the 10 or more years it was alive. It used to be wild, King if the street. It died from getting an infected war-wound, that got so bad that half it's head was fucked up. We had to put it down.
  11. True dat shit!!! Some1's post made me laugh though. If it was the ex I still give a fuck about, you wouldn't be breathing now, but bitches ain't worth going to jail for my friend.
  12. Haha! Crackhead effect!! I wondered where you had been the past couple of days. I thought you might have been banned again. Now I know. But anyway, nice place. Your camera takes sick photos too, very nice.
  13. Yeah, now I am thinking I shouldn't have broken the rules and posted more than 3 pics in any one single post. But I feel good to be up there, especially when I was linked to this site from another forum I used to frequent, just because of that thread. And when I think of all the hours I spent searching thru Myspace to find things to post on there, I realise alot was alcohol induced!!! But the laughs that thread has given me over the time I have been coming here, damn, it has been worth it.
  14. I voted Catface as she pioneered the art of 12oz wet tshirt this time around. Why was garden hoe disqualified??
  15. That last stoory was hilarious. Myspace drama makes me laugh. I have had my own tales but won't bore any of you with them, because they aren't anywhere near as funny as these.
  16. My uncle loves these things. Thats all I got, other than they are good because aren't they German engineered?? Plus doesn't VW own Lamborghini these days too? Lambos are my fave cars.
  17. Re: TEAM ALCO Your in Ayebee. Welcome to the Team!! Goodluck with your PO!!
  18. Nice thread title change. I don't think you are living in a communist coutry, I just find it inane that the pollies over there would introduce such retarded legislation.
  19. I was at the beach today and this dude was doing mad backflips off the jetty. I can never go through with the full backflip motion, I get half way then do a crazy twist into dive thing, kinda like ARS style. Fuck tango, you have done a lot. But at least I have rofl'd when I was too trashed to stand up anymore, and was laughing at the thigns my mates were sayign to me as I prayed to the porcelain god.
  20. Apparently I need to find a trial version of that Microfit program in a torrent and then use the verification code I have gotten from the computer lab to trick it into allowing me to have the full software. My friend did this last year and it worked for him. Anyone have a link to this, as I have tried all the previous ones I was given and none of them had any matches for what I was looking for.
  21. Re: TEAM ALCO You were approved godforbid. Plus uni had a shitload of hotties around today in the skimpy clothes. The beach was fucking rad too.
  22. Re: TEAM ALCO Are you in Perth tango?? I know it is gonna be fuckign hot tomorrow, but I don't have uni til Wednesday. And I have to leave the comfort of the shops I work at to goto physio at 1pm. God it is gonna be fuckign hot in my car driving there and back
  23. I concur with this statement. Boxers or briefs, I need my package secure.
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