GnomeToys

Microsoft's consumer operating systems used to mostly blow, but 64 bit XP hasn't crashed on me yet.

You do realize that PCs and Macs use the same fucking processors and chipsets now, right?

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Ok, this is a crazy one... I was out bombing all night, right, and I see the red and blues start flashing so I start running like hell, still holding my last can because they got my prints on file and I don't want to get popped later on that bullshit. Well, I'm running as fast as I can, and hit this patch of really loose gravel and slipped and accidentally the whole can.

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She whistled for a cab and when it came near... No but seriously, you don't puke in a fucking cab. I don't care how drunk you are, that's a surefire way to get dumped off in the middle of nowhere or get the cops called on you.

I could actually make a round shell that produced an arrow in the sky when it burst. You basically take round stars and hot glue with small dabs into an arrow shape, fill the bottom half of the shell with rice hulls, load the center with a fairly heavy burst, and finish off with more meal coated rice hulls. Crown would be the same process, but you really need a 6" shell at least to get the full effect.

this nigga raided his mom's panty drawer for facemasks

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Not bad on the instructables page, but pumped stars aren't really good for chinese style shells because it's not as easy to get a perfectly circular burst, which is the point of making them that way. Should have used round stars in that step and seated them more carefully to the the full effect, but otherwise that's a very good tutorial and I'm just being picky. An Italian style canister shell might be easier to make for a beginner as well.

It's pretty easy, there are tutorials oozing out of every hole of the internet. Try to skip all the gay ass BLING YOUR TEXT type ones and find things about retouching, those tend to come in more handy for making funny shit... honestly though you can probably just figure it out by playing with it.

http://thepiratebay.org/torrent/4706292/_Jack1990__Adobe_Photoshop_CS3_Extended___Crack_Fully_Working_ That's for CS3. CS4 isn't really worthwhile unless you've got a godawfully expensive video card.

Re: ANIMATED GIF HALL OF FAME SUPERTHREAD Probably old but I'm not digging through 165 pages of gifs on slow webhosts to figure it out.

Re: Quiznos has gone Homoerotic

I want to be able to shoot ropey strands of goo out of my penis.