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john howard, the PM of australia, he is the reason that my university fees went up 25 percent this year... fucking shitbag cocklicking anal fissure.

so basically, you came on here to say that you had sex twice?

your diet is too rich in protein and carbohydrates. you should really be having a salad or some steamed vegetables with that meal...

not too bad, stick with some of your simpler outlines for a while though, they look way nicer than your wilder ones... might i ask, which city are you from here in aussieland?

fuck the church. there is leaked documents from the vatican, from john paul 2 telling priests how to keep their abuse and rape of children under wraps. how the fuck can you defend that? the document was also signed by the cardinal ratzinger, the new pope, if anyone here has earnt themselves an express ticket to hell it is these fuckers. Vatican told bishops to cover up sex abuse Expulsion threat in secret documents Read the 1962 Vatican document (PDF file) Antony Barnett, public affairs editor Sunday August 17, 2003 The Observer The Vatican instructed Catholic bishops around the world to cover up cases of sexual abuse or risk being thrown out of the Church. The Observer has obtained a 40-year-old confidential document from the secret Vatican archive which lawyers are calling a 'blueprint for deception and concealment'. One British lawyer acting for Church child abuse victims has described it as 'explosive'. The 69-page Latin document bearing the seal of Pope John XXIII was sent to every bishop in the world. The instructions outline a policy of 'strictest' secrecy in dealing with allegations of sexual abuse and threatens those who speak out with excommunication. They also call for the victim to take an oath of secrecy at the time of making a complaint to Church officials. It states that the instructions are to 'be diligently stored in the secret archives of the Curia [Vatican] as strictly confidential. Nor is it to be published nor added to with any commentaries.' The document, which has been confirmed as genuine by the Roman Catholic Church in England and Wales, is called 'Crimine solicitationies', which translates as 'instruction on proceeding in cases of solicitation'. It focuses on sexual abuse initiated as part of the confessional relationship between a priest and a member of his congregation. But the instructions also cover what it calls the 'worst crime', described as an obscene act perpetrated by a cleric with 'youths of either sex or with brute animals (bestiality)'. Bishops are instructed to pursue these cases 'in the most secretive way... restrained by a perpetual silence... and everyone... is to observe the strictest secret which is commonly regarded as a secret of the Holy Office... under the penalty of excommunication'. Texan lawyer Daniel Shea uncovered the document as part of his work for victims of abuse from Catholic priests in the US. He has handed it over to US authorities, urging them to launch a federal investigation into the clergy's alleged cover-up of sexual abuse. He said: 'These instructions went out to every bishop around the globe and would certainly have applied in Britain. It proves there was an international conspiracy by the Church to hush up sexual abuse issues. It is a devious attempt to conceal criminal conduct and is a blueprint for deception and concealment.' British lawyer Richard Scorer, who acts for children abused by Catholic priests in the UK, echoes this view and has described the document as 'explosive'. He said: 'We always suspected that the Catholic Church systematically covered up abuse and tried to silence victims. This document appears to prove it. Threatening excommunication to anybody who speaks out shows the lengths the most senior figures in the Vatican were prepared to go to prevent the information getting out to the public domain.' Scorer pointed out that as the documents dates back to 1962 it rides roughshod over the Catholic Church's claim that the issue of sexual abuse was a modern phenomenon. He claims the discovery of the document will raise fresh questions about the actions of Cardinal Cormac Murphy-O'Connor, the head of the Roman Catholic Church in England and Wales. Murphy-O'Connor has been accused of covering up allegations of child abuse when he was Bishop of Arundel and Brighton. Instead of reporting to the police allegations of abuse against Michael Hill, a priest in his charge, he moved him to another position where he was later convicted for abusing nine children. Although Murphy-O'Connor has apologised publicly for his mistake, Scorer claims the secret Vatican document raises the question about whether his failure to report Hill was due to him following this instruction from Rome. Scorer, who acts for some of Hill's victims, said: 'I want to know whether Murphy-O'Connor knew of these Vatican instructions and, if so, did he apply it. If not, can he tell us why not?' A spokesman for the Catholic Church denied that the secret Vatican orders were part of any organised cover-up and claims lawyers are taking the document 'out of context' and 'distorting it'. He said: 'This document is about the Church's internal disciplinary procedures should a priest be accused of using confession to solicit sex. It does not forbid victims to report civil crimes. The confidentiality talked about is aimed to protect the accused as applies in court procedures today. It also takes into consideration the special nature of the secrecy involved in the act of confession.' He also said that in 1983 the Catholic Church in England and Wales introduced its own code dealing with sexual abuse, which would have superseded the 1962 instructions. Asked whether Murphy-O'Connor was aware of the Vatican edict, he replied: 'He's never mentioned it to me.' Lawyers point to a letter the Vatican sent to bishops in May 2001 clearly stating the 1962 instruction was in force until then. The letter is signed by Cardinal Ratzinger, the most powerful man in Rome beside the Pope and who heads the Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith - the office which ran the Inquisition in the Middle Ages. Rev Thomas Doyle, a US Air Force chaplain in Germany and a specialist in Church law, has studied the document. He told The Observer: 'It is certainly an indication of the pathological obsession with secrecy in the Catholic Church, but in itself it is not a smoking gun. 'If, however, this document actually has been the foundation of a continuous policy to cover clergy crimes at all costs, then we have quite another issue. There are too many authenticated reports of victims having been seriously intimidated into silence by Church authorities to assert that such intimidation is the exception and not the norm. 'If this document has been used as a justification for this intimidation then we possibly have what some commentators have alleged, namely, a blueprint for a cover-up. This is obviously a big "if" which requires concrete proof.' Additional research by Jason Rodrigues

that lil jon shit is real im pretty sure, ive seen it in a few places before... tom cruise would be impaled on a fucking street sign if i had my way... paris hilton would be cooked and served in mcdonalds "healthy choice" burgers. whoever posted that pic of baby bash, i fucking hate that guy! fucking aahh! he should have his vocal chords surgically removed and then have his face smashed in with a hammer...

the dude sounds like a fucking douchebag, this is the funniest thing that i have heard all day...

Last Updated: Thursday, 23 June, 2005, 10:26 GMT 11:26 UK Scorned wife sells Lotus for 50p When he said he would leave me and the kids for Jodie Marsh, that was it for me. Hayley Shaw DJ Tim Shaw said he would leave his wife and children for Jodie Marsh A Birmingham radio DJ discovered hell hath no fury like a woman scorned after his wife sold his £25,000 luxury sports car on the internet for 50p. Tim Shaw's wife, Hayley, put the Lotus Espirit Turbo on eBay after her husband propositioned glamour model Jodie Marsh live on-air on his Kerrang! FM show. Mrs Shaw, 27, said the flirtatious interview had been the "last straw" in their relationship. The car sold within minutes of it being posted on the internet site. Mr Shaw upset his wife when he announced over the air that he would leave her and their two young children for Ms Marsh. The item description for the car on eBay read: "I need to get rid of this car immediately - ideally in the next two to three hours before my husband gets home to find it gone and all his belongings in the street." Mrs Shaw, who admitted she had sold the car after a few drinks, said: "When he said he would leave me and the kids for Jodie Marsh, that was it for me. "I am sick of him disrespecting me and this family for the sake of his art. I didn't care about the money, I just wanted to get him back." Mercy dash She added: "There is no hope for a reconciliation. There have been a few things but this was the last straw." The controversial DJ was suspended from the Birmingham-based Kerrang station after he broke into programme director Andrew Jeffries house during a live prank in which he caused damage to the property. On another occasion at the station he choked on a sausage while simulating a sex act and he has been investigated in the past for pretending he was doing a live mercy dash to rescue a suicidal listener while working at Birmingham's BRMB station. Mr Shaw was unavailable for comment but a spokesperson said: "We are not going to make any comment on what happened as this is a personal issue and not work-related." from www.bbc.co.uk

philip guston is the shizzletron.

just keep practicing dude, sketch lots on paper. get some well proportioned outlines down pat...

physical attraction has to be there, but the mental is sooo much more...

amsterdam bkes, what.

holy crap! that was so retardedly funny.

really? GraFF is mY LyFe TOo!!!!

this shit made laugh so hard...

sorry to rain on your parade everyone... sure eliminateion of third world debt is a good thing, but i saw something ont he news about it a few weeks ago, bush and blair saying that "there were strings attached", namely these countries would have to "make positive steps towards democracy". does this spell puppet government to anyone else? where presidential candidates are selected by the US and britain? sorry im just incredibly sceptical of any plan hatched by bush and blair...

^hell yeah, sonik kills with those lil' signs.

kronenbourg. it is the shit.

damn, i cant see the images...

wow that is delightfully exploitative.

i dig the nude studies best... life drawing is the shit, but i havent really been into drawing the figure for a pretty long time...

its pretty damn cold tonight in brisbane australia... im really not used to cald weather...

sounds like an instamatic land camera, the same as my one. open the film hatch thing and there should be a little label for the film that it takes. mine takes SX-70 film, which can be ordered pretty easily through a camera shop. hope that helps...

the public education system the world over is pretty much fucked (with a few exceptions). that is not to say that all teachers are bad, or that students are lazy... But the actual curriculum, disciplinary system and pedagogy is fundamentally flawed.

:edit: oops.