FunktionOne

yo, the entire state of west virgina is "buttfuck west virgina". But, I used to work at a mcdonalds when I was in high school, shit was lame. Minimum wage isn't very motovating... I know what your thinking and yes.... I got stories about the employees and the food..

If the shoe fits... .. maybe you look friendly and aprochable..

..oh yeah, some people call ME hot sauce.. and you should too..

I wish I could go to a and1 party.. for serious will there be people playing basketball there?

I drink diet coke, ...I have my reasons

Do you mean 'some point in time THAT NIGHT'? OR 'some point in her wayward, if not still recent past'? Quoted post [/b] It honestly makes me sick to know the facts, she had been tossed around ridiculously fast from hombre to hombre, I just hope nothing shows up on my dick in the next month.

I like it when people smarter than me voice similar opinions openly.. so I can just go "yeah, that's right!"

I was last to know the girl I went home with last week had already fucked half the guys in the bar at some point in time. Went to the clinic, they said don't come back unless I experience symptoms ..nothin yet

wait.. so you go to the mall food court to pick up girls?

If you've never been the wingman, your not a real friend... At the club the worst thing, as if it's not bad enough your seen dancing with a fat girl, they typically always shout and wave until they got enough attention. Fat girls are like scooters, they're fun till your friends see you with one there is always a few dudes with no shame, the same guys who jump up to the bar to talk to the hot girls but thier broke ass always winds up dancing with the fat girl and her friends.

so true.. now instead of a little truck on every corner selling tacos, it's either BBQ or a waffle house... in the south anyway

Don't feel bad... I slept on the movie too, only to realize how great it is. I think the character marv is a badass and the ideal male role model. Yeah it's a cool fuckin movie...

I hate fall out boy simply because this local writer wrote this great review about them and thier witty song titles, which the one in fact was taken from a quote from "25th hour". Gay gay gay nirvana vs fall out boy.. c'mon, nirvana..no contest

are they anything like "flock of seagulls"?

when I first started writing I got asked to do some drawings for a clothing line for this guy I knew, the line was gonna be called funktion. I dedicated so much time into it only to have that asshole skip town, completely fucking over everyone he knew. I was so pissed off yet so proud of all the work I did that I kept going with it, it was accually my name for a while. I guess it represents an early lesson in trust..

"Wait.. I forgot to put the crystals in"

"you know how we do" haha

more more more . this is cheering me up

It's gotta have something to do with the phases of the moon man... yeah man, the moon

Whatever happened to the good old days where kids just sniffed glue.. ..oh youth today

"Everyday is worse than the day before, so today is the worst day of my life"

I'm diggin the new sage francis album... I got some old scribble jam footage where he does some sick battles, even though he's friends with everyone he battles. "I'm on fire, I'm on fire" "Meeeeee too, Meeeeee too"

Sounds tricky, unfortuantly the girl is an adult now and can make her own choices as bad as they might be... It's hard to stand by and watch someone fuck their life up, but it sounds like this girl lives for "chester". At best you could occasionally pull her aside and tell her how great college is and in a subtle way get her thinking about other things... don't snitch, there's always an alternative...

Every time the puerto ricans' I know get pissed off at someone they start streaming and progressivly build up "You wanna fuck wit me nigga!!! Yo, don't fuck with me son!!! and then some spanish then more screaming then always the sudden abrupt cool down like "whoooooooooooooooo" then in a calm voice "yo son, yo son, niggas, niggas, ni-yoson" Then they explode again eventually theyignore the person their fighting with and start talking out loud to themself "yo, I told that nigga not to fuck wit me son" over and over same thing everytime...

MySpace has saddly become my new "hook-up" tool...