FunktionOne

All that talk about her cootchie is really gonna backfire now... in fact I think this could develop into my new prison fantasy...

All that talk about her cootchie is really gonna backfire now... in fact I think this could develop into my new prison fantasy...

Caught this is delaware and thought "this is just funny enough"

word.. he just did, gettin jiggy wit it, switch and summertime. And then he represented philly quite a bit... he had jazzy jeff there and everything.. I still don't know how I feel about this but he may have been the best act next to linkin park

I went, got a little sunburned.. got ripped off buying water, in fact you could fund anything by selling water for 3 dollars a bottle.. but I saw WILL SMITH sing "gettin jiggy with it" In your face..

Dooood, it's the thuggish ruggish bone

gross dood

I wanted to climb like crazy after I saw this shit, then I tried it and was like "fuck this, this shits hard"

nerd

Legends aren't born they're made

Yeah, save all the little busniess cards doods hand you cause you'll get many of them... however pussy ain't cheep in vegas. Something like 200 for a hand job. Don't go to the pussycat nightclub, I didn't know it was a whorehouse.

I always heard that girl have a small orgasm when they sneeze... it least that's what I'll keep thinking

whoa... so I'll I need to do is give girls n64 games! I'm gonna lose my viginity tomarow fo sho!!

aparently thats what chicks dig these days.. skinny non-threatening boys who cry and talk about "thier feelings"... This game makes some good points.. The Emo Game

whatever happened to asian massage places, c'mon ever hear of the "happy ending" ....rookie

emo kids need haircuts ..most gutter punks need deodorant..

It's sad, I spend all my time on myspace and 120z now

Dog Fucker

shit.. don't fight the hella cause the hella will win! I was raised in norcal and hella still is a daily part of my vocabulary, I saw a manowar at the beach the other day, it was just a little one that washed up on shore so I hung around and tried to convice people to touch it... it was hella funny

Not as funny as the star wars one, wish I had a link.

haha... that's an instant classic

"This is bullshit, everyones all talkative and happy, then as soon as we get into the library everyone goes quiet" That's good, right now my roomates telling girls how much they make him blush on adultfriendfinder.com (adultfriendfinder.com = myspace's raunchy cousin) ohhh... and don't be concerned about my 487 or something posts, I tremble in your mad crazy 12oz status...truly amazing

ooohh...

Whoa..goofy ass dorm room doods with waaaaaaayyy too much school spirt.... you can tell thier new to life as an adult.

OE is my regular, I know it's not known for quality, but hey.. gotta live within my means. And 1.39 sounds pretty good the day before payday.