mr.yuck

I still mask up everywhere I go. 1) I like the anonymity 2) these gross ass white people aren't gonna catch me slippin again. Speaking of anonymity I was all up in my local Sherwin Williams living reckless without a mask and the girl behind the counter that I've done a million transactions with asked me what my company name was. I was like 'yo are you serious right now? It's me with (insert hilarious company name here)!' She said 'oh shit. I didn't recognize you without your mask!' 😂

White people are less likely to wear a mask because spreading disease is colonizer behavior.

My wife trying to help me out of the hammock tub

This new age bullshit actually looks uncomfortable/dangerous as fuck. 1fb5345f4f1da26c2086a391a70f5d94.mp4

Don't worry. TikTok will let me know the minute she fuckin does some funny ass me me me bullshit. Hahaha.

Has Taylor swift done anything to ruin the Superbowl yet?

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We love you, too ralphy!

Tried 7 or 8 different promos and couldn't quite get Cheetos for feet.

This resonates hard. Sometimes I fuck up so hard, it's best to just take a picture in front of it, then walk away and start over lol.

I mean you can get a quality quartz for around $75 a sq ft. I think they were just giving me a fuck off price. I've done it before. Ive never had it done to me before 😂 it's a funny feeling.

Bro I've bought a ton of countertops for insurance over the years. Never has anything ever been $240 a square foot. That shit is pure lolz. I don't even know what's going on anymore.

Here is how to deal with a countertop company in a professional manner.

Nope. I remember the one homies mom got a computer for his little brother for school shit. He discovered aim and was instantly lying to random internet bitches about how he knew Eminem and had to go work on his new album with him. 😂😂😂 Fucking what? I forgot about what a complete degenerate liar my man was.

This is wild as fuck bro. I'm trying to remember where the fuck I was even posting her from. At the time of that post I was homeless bouncing around where I could and on my way to jail just a couple months away from that post. None of my people had computers and neither did my grandparents. 12oz finds a way. Lol

Weird. Lol

I don't think enough props are given to you for documenting over 25,000 flicks in this one thread alone.

@One Man Banned DEE38 passed away a couple years ago.

I knew there was an alternate universe where dhabz was all behind this.

Haha. Back in the cocaine days I was up at 4 am watching infomercials. Some exercise machine being hawked by Christy Brinkley came on. I called the number to order that shit and I started asking the lady on the phone how long I would have to use machine before I got strong enough to beat the shit out of Christy Brinkley. This bitch started going off calling me a wimp and all kinds of shit 😂

Cracks knuckles!

I've been compiling a list of tools I would need to start building cabinets. I have most of the power tools. I think the one thing I would want to upgrade is my table saw. Everything else I don't have are specialized drill bits, jigs, and clamps. I really might make a go at this. I'm gonna sleep on it for another night I think.

Haha. That's where I found it.