mr.yuck

Haha. That's where I found it.

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So I went into Lowe's the other day and had them build me a kitchen. They built my shit out and were like it's gonna be $42,000. I said "lol. My kitchen is only 12x12. Da fuc iz up hoe?" They were like no problem sir. We are running a promotion. We are offering 40% off of you apply for and charge the kitchen to a special Lowe's card. Right, right, cool cool cool. What's the apr on this special card? What now? The interest rate on the special card. What is it? This went back and forth for a while dancing around the point to where she was finally like "I'm gonna call over some one else that can explain it better than I can." I'm looking through some pamphlet with all kinds of financing terms laid out in it. Jackpot. I found what I was looking for. The guy rolls up ready to kick a fresh line of bullshit in my ear. "I'm sorry to waste your time man. Are you suggesting that I finance $25,000 at 30%? Are you giving me 40% off to entice me into eating shit at 30%? Lol. That fucking sucks." My man turned around on his heels and got ghost with the quickness. I'm thinking about financing the whole shit paying my 15% deposit of $3200 and telling them to get fucked. Also for 25 racks, I can build a state of the art cabinet building facility in my garage and make sure Lowe's never sells another cabinet to anyone ever again.

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Cool to see some old names pop back up.

Just in case. The Republican party is fucking ridiculous. I'm not sure which outweighs the other. Are they racists over misogynists or is it the other way around? She is kicking the dog shit out of Biden but theyre still gonna back a retard with the intelligence of a 3rd grader over a sure thing.

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Fucking trouble! 😂

I'd like to find out more why your manager is MIA. Is it work related or personal? I walk through the business world with a healthy dose of skepticism. I don't want to dissuade you from making proper steps in the right direction but I've more often than not seen promotions as a punishing tool to over load some one and ' put them back in their place'.

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I'm pretty sure I could pull off a Peggy/Kelly fantasy deal.

I haven't gotten out of bed all day. I hate days like this.

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That's dope. I wish we had a bigger property. I was initially going to make an attempt at raising sheep on my 3rd of an acre. From what I remember about them they reach a desirable size around 8 months to a year. The older they get, the crazier they taste. But you get meat, wool, and milk from the animals as a revenue stream.

That would be so dope if I could find some Velcro Reebok boots

Y'all are making me sad. I just remembered that dope head doing my yard work ran off with my boots. I really liked those boots.

Also for a thou wow, I would hope to be able to get an xl tall.

I don't mind paying money for clothing that is going to hold up. It's almost all work clothes anyway. The hoodie was supposed to last 8 years or whatever. If I get 3 seasons out of it under the conditions I put my work clothes through, thats a win. I have a $70 Carhartt hoodie I'm beating down as we speak. It's in year two. I don't think the elastic is gonna make it to year 3. I'm still rockin those $100 pair of bravestar selvedge denim. They have holes in the knees but I could care less about that.

That's gross dude. I was contemplating getting an American Giant hoodie off an Instagram ad. I was back and forth on that shit cuz they are like $140 or so. Luckily I checked in on the comments and they were all like "don't buy this over priced bullshit." I can't fuck with anything off the gram anymore. Bunch of flagrant scam ass mother fuckers.

Zitter

Some buster ass politician trying to infringe on your freedoms

@ndvyou should post that shit directly to Joe morelle. On Xitter or whatever. He'd probably instantly be like " OMG how do I undo this potential bill."