Hall of Fame

Here's today, Head to daycare. Gas is going up again. Did some errands, while out stopped at Amtrak for some flicks. The end Got some tacos, so good Helped nephew with school work Some toys Saw this shit on the way to get my girls.

I am so fucking blacked out. but big ups to swampy, swindle, twinky, and all my NW cats. I'm so faded! the big 20! call me young. fuck you!!!

I'm sick and tired of lazy ass old people myself, and babies to, always sleeping and shit. BRB, grandma is napping again. Bout to show her 97 year old ass what's up.

I would smash any of those broads in front of my own father while he criticized my technique .. The fuck is wrong with some of you ? If theres pussy in the room im not focusing on the cock factor

the 'ol 9 to 5 (first thread!)

The EAGLE CLAW I've always refered to is a joke when I would grab someone by their throat and toss'm around. ( old graffiti beef shit ) Anyways it's been a while since the Eagle claw has made an appearence cuz I feel like I matured a bit recently OR really I just don't treally go out muchanymore cuz this dumb shit pops off and I end up either with myhat missing in a scuffle or in bookings pissed and drunk. so, we(myself and a few friends in town from L.A) went out for dinner and then around to some silly trendy bars for drinks then wrapped the night up with the ever traditional slice of two of pizza. So while we where sitting inside eating an old man like easily 70 yrs old, who probably had been working allday long into the night with prolly like 4 kids and grandchildren was asleep in a chair off to our side catchin' some zzz's. So some drunk dickhead comes in and slaps the guy in the face like "wake up old man, get to work! get me some pizza!" at this point my friend _______ stood up and proceeded to go on the whole "yo respect your elders tip" and this clown kept mouthin off, but just backing down enough not to get knocked out, this goes on for about 2-3 minutes till this fucker says "yo, i apologize to you ( the old man) but not to you ( me and my boy who've been loudly stickin up for the poor old dude) so i say to my boy, "yo, sit down bro, he thinks shit is all good, let him do his thing, he has to go outside eventually and your causin a scene, let him leave" so at this point the guy is standing behind the now wide awake old man lookin at me and winking and grinning with that ol' bullshit like- "yea i just got away with slappin this dude and none of yall did shit" kinda winking....but looking right at me. HEre I am trying to have a fun eve with some friends and I black the fuck out, Im up and very forcefully telling him to go outside. so as i walked first he walked after me, now inbetween the inside door and the outside door of the pizza spot , that the lil area with the payphone and flyers i turned around and grabbed the dude by his throat and pulled him out side by his neck(EAGLE CLAW) after first pressing him up against the inside door just long enough to see the toughguy attitude leave from his face and proceeded to drag him about 12 feet outside and threw him into a locked up hipster bike on a No Parking pole, BING!!! CRASH!! then my friend grabbed me and said "yo, go around the corner quik the fire trucks are gonna prolly call the cops, so i walked around the corner and figured my friends where basically right behind me, i turned around and was alone, loll. So i go back and the guy is sittin on the floor bleeding from his eyebrow, LOLLL classic, I just assumed my boy who enitialy flipped out for the old guy k'o'd him but apparently it was from hitting the pole with his face piece. lol... anyways, i just snapped when he looked at me smirking and winking like a tough guy. So it was a pretty wack ending to a good night, but it really fucking urks me how people act sometimes, thinking their invincible, cuz I'm over here dressed all Suaved out for the evening and have no clue of my past history. Anyways it's been a few years since I last "blacked out" on someone, when I get in fights Im usually very aware of what's goin on around me, but i didnt care the people he was with, the people standing around on line, the people in the pizza shop, nothin....didnt even see the big fuckin red fire truck outside till afterward... Anyways, that's my story, and Im extra pissed cuz I lost a scarf in the whole mess and didn;t realize it till I was getting on the train. Basically Im venting now at home, but I figure this is a good place to relay stories of dickheads acting out of line when you're with your friends havin' a good time. here's some tits just in case people donlt give a shit.

fuck you if theres already a thread.

no more diet entries? i'll let deadline go til tomorrow, THROWS ONLY TAKE A MINUTE C'MON!

HEEE WHO PULLETH THE LEGENDARY CELTIC SWORD OF GROUNDSKEEPER WILLY OUT OF THIS RETARDS FLESH SHALL BECOMETH KING OF ALL PARTICIPATORS IN THE CUSTODIAL ARTS

ehh i tried.

old stuff

I'm throwing a 3 apt/floor parlay tomorrow night w/mad underaged girls who can't hold they liquor Should be phat

This just in, people are mad.

riveting tale my young dill pickle.. i just did your signature on that pic of mrs Milano.. pew pew pew. and thats all the way here in Japan fool..

^what do write now?

Re: Great Pictures~

I once saw Class scissor-kick Angela Lansberry

PIST PIST PIST PIST BALE BALE BALE PIST PIST PIST PIST

people with graffiti tattoos clearly win at life i would definitely be friends with both of those champions

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tURugER3Ro

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1990-91 http://www.flickr.com/photos/misterpinks/

i'm sorry if one of you're homies fucked you in the locker room at school but you're failing at trying to paint me as some gay man who watches his friends fuck. maybe you should take reading lessons...

*:)

give an take

yo this is on some straight comedy gold. but yo straight up the people talkin soooooooooo loudly bout fucking bitches in the same room as other dudes fucking bitches on some straight negative homophobe shit. theres pussy in the room, imma smash that shit i dont give a fuck bout nothin/nobody eles. big fuckin deal. as for the cousin shit, clearly he dont know this cousin all that well, and weather she was the gRunt of the litter or not is erelavent. those breazys were smash that homeboy showed the picture of so its a given pipe is gonna get laid. i think its acvtually pretty funny he accidentaly fucked his female cousin up the ass on some straight real live "thank god thats never happened to me" bullshit. those bitches got pounded, and thats whats up. i trust these guys werent eating each others assholes or any other faggetism. good story.

usps postal stickers fucked up feet cleft pallets vaj lurking im outta here.

explain exactly what that deep fried pancreas looking food on the right is, id like to make these as dog treats. recipe?

Porkchop people

cory kennedy - beware of sasquath http://www.mediafire.com/?oimnvhn0ntg dude is double rad, 10 minute part . and it has anenome for the track in the second half.

translation: your bearded long haired roomates used your truffle oil as hair conditioner took your saffron to make red eye shadow(no animals were harmed in preperation) traded your beer for freindship beads and stole your pre -blooming tomatoe plants thinking thy were o/d "canibus" plants to make hemp towles with and moved em to there homies secret garden of healing herbs and lavander plants for scented perfumes. and yes, capitolism rules.

it's original haha

I find the irony in TripSu's Signature and his post.

lol

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nah, but its a pain when i cant reach the window to sneak out of your sisters room in the morning. btw, your gene pool is infected.

fuck off punk ass kid. you deserved that shit. and you fuckin know it