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Your favorite South Park Quote(s)

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Gunm, Feb 15, 2004.

  1. Gunm

    Gunm Banned

    Joined: Aug 31, 2003 Messages: 12,427 Likes Received: 2
    I saw this episode today where they parody "The Lord of The Rings"

    Whae made this epsisode so great is what cartman says to these kids they meet while on their way to return the video to the store.

    Stan: Hey, what are you guys playing?

    Kid: We're playing Harry Potter.

    Cartman: HA!..................FAGS!

    there is just this perfect pause in between. Cartman, you are awesome.
  2. Coffie Crave

    Coffie Crave Senior Member

    Joined: Jun 21, 2003 Messages: 1,124 Likes Received: 0
    that show was funny for 3 weeks...
  3. Smart

    Smart Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 14, 2000 Messages: 17,017 Likes Received: 178
    lay off the cough syrup man, seriously... we're worried about you... - Cartman
  4. amish son

    amish son Senior Member

    Joined: May 18, 2003 Messages: 2,149 Likes Received: 0
    taco taco, burrito burrito, taco taco. ~ jenny from the block(cartman)

    best episode ever.
  5. parcheesey

    parcheesey New Jack

    Joined: Nov 11, 2002 Messages: 0 Likes Received: 2
    "stupid bitch"
    "i got an itch"

    not one quote but yeah.
  6. Hank Parker

    Hank Parker Senior Member

    Joined: Sep 17, 2002 Messages: 1,902 Likes Received: 0

    "s-s-s-some say i-i-i wasn't ma-ma-made to walk. b-b-b-but i was-s-s-s ma-a-a-de to tell jjjjjjokes"

    jimmy is the shit. the way the animate his legs is fucking hilarious, makes me roll every time.....i wonder how many people crippled people are offended by him.
  7. EyeforAnEYE

    EyeforAnEYE Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 29, 2003 Messages: 4,199 Likes Received: 3
    taco kisses for my ben
  8. TresOne

    TresOne Member

    Joined: May 23, 2002 Messages: 447 Likes Received: 2
    On the episode where Ike gets taken back to Canada by his birth parents, and the kids go to canada to talk with the new pm... then run into the Newfie and he's like:

    Oh ya, eh, Noofinland just ain't been the same since the noo Priministur banned sodomy..

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, fuckin newfies.
  9. Smart

    Smart Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 14, 2000 Messages: 17,017 Likes Received: 178
    Stan wants me to tell you that you're a cunt, c-cunt, cunt... St-st-stan says ycu're a cunt, cunt, cunt... a continung source of inspiration.
  10. Dr. Dazzle

    Dr. Dazzle Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 19, 2001 Messages: 8,147 Likes Received: 3
    The one where him and Timmy join the crips is the single greatest piece of comedy ever. There are so many quotes from that episode that I wish I could remember....

    I never really thought the old ones were that great, but the last couple seasons are absolutley hilarious.....

    "I'm sorry Wendy, but I just don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die"......
  11. Dr. Dazzle

    Dr. Dazzle Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 19, 2001 Messages: 8,147 Likes Received: 3
    Chef's dad: Then one time, I believe it was July...
    Chef's mom: August
    Chef's dad: August, there's a knock on the door. I open it, and there's this cute little girl scout
    Chef's mom: And she was so adorable with the little pig tails and all
    Chef's dad: And she says to me "how would you like to buy some cookies?" And I said "Well, what kind do you have?" She had thin mints, graham crunchy things...
    Chef's mom: Raisin oatmeal
    Chef's dad: Raisin oatmeal, and I said "We'll take a graham crunch. How much will that be?" And she looks at me and she says "I need about treefiddy"
    Chef's mom: Treefiddy
    Chef's dad: Well it was about that time that I notice that girl scout was about eight stories tall and was a crustacean from the palezoic era
    Chef's mom: The Loch Ness monster
    Chef's dad: I said "Dammit monster! Get off my lawn! I ain't giving you no treefiddy!" It said "how about just toofiddy?" I said "Oh now it's only toofiddy?! What is there a sale on Loch Ness munchies or something?!"
    Chef's mom: Now he was angry
    Chef's dad: Damn right I was angry
    Chef's mom: Not you, the monster. He was about to kick your ass
    Chef's dad: Shut your mouth, woman
  12. GnomeToys

    GnomeToys Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 24, 2003 Messages: 2,616 Likes Received: 4
    "In this Nancy Drew mystery, Nancy goes to the beach and gets sand in her shoe. This could explain how Kyle got it in his vagina." - Cartman

    "Hey, there, shitty shitty fag fag shitty shitty fag fag how do you do?" - Mr Garrison

    "Oh jethusth chrithst" - Mr. Slave
  13. Jackson

    Jackson Veteran Member

    Joined: May 21, 2002 Messages: 7,345 Likes Received: 122
    "Terrence, look into my ass."
  14. Fabo 2

    Fabo 2 Member

    Joined: Mar 20, 2002 Messages: 345 Likes Received: 2
    the one with radiohead, thom yorke says:

    "this kid's got cancer....in his ass"
  15. Nekro

    Nekro Elite Member

    Joined: Feb 19, 2003 Messages: 2,568 Likes Received: 1
    I sure like teaching, but you know what i like more than teaching? Sucking balls.

    Kiss my black ass.- cartman

    We've really got to work on getting this sand out of your vagina.