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What To Do With 50 Billion Dollars

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by 26SidedCube, Jan 19, 2004.

  1. 26SidedCube

    26SidedCube Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 18, 2003 Messages: 6,590 Likes Received: 9
    The 50 Billion Doller Holler. What Would You Do?

    As compiled by Yuck and myself.
    We would like to thank Jack Daniels, St. Paulis and Dos Equis.


    Tell cops if they kill themselves their family will be taken care of.... "taken care of" meaning "killed"

    Go to a ferrari dealership and test drive a car into a light pole

    Rent a crane with a big magnet on it and pick up random peoples cars and drop them on other people's cars

    Rent out Iowa and have a marshmallow fight

    Pay someone to ass-rape the pope

    Piss on the Alamo and then light a picture of Ozzy on fire with a hundred dollar bill...
    just to piss of metalheads

    Ship brass knuckles to EVERYONE in Gary, Indiana

    Hire some one to follow Tease around and everytime he went to say something he would get punched in the mouth...
    Install one of those boxing gloves on a couple of poles that pop out everytime he touches a keyboard...
    a trapdoor that opens behind him and smacks him in the dome with a tackhammer

    Hire someone to do all of my talking for me

    Paint a 300ft upside down flag on the steps of the capital building

    Jesse jackson would be pissed, but pay him to shut the hell up

    Volcano base would definately be in order... evil villain style...
    Built entirely out of Ivory

    Eat Dodo eggs for breakfast

    Pay women to get pregnant to eat Fileted Fetus...
    Then pay BG to write a song about it

    Find a way to hook a necklace up to a multimillion dollar house as a charm

    Pay Robert Downie JR. to OD on crack

    Pay super models to fight to the death

    Petition to have the death penalty to be included on tours of the white house

    Have people shot people from a sling into a brick wall

    Buy thousands of supermodels, crush them up in my giant supermodel crusher I'll have built, and then smear them all over whale lips....
    eventually kill the whales

    Pay to see a firetruck drive off the top of a skyscraper into a large crowd of people on a hot day

    Mix monster trucks and machine guns into one sport where the trucks shoot each other to death... and endorse that

    Fly Romans to Isreal to have them stab Jews with sharpened crosses







    What would you do with 50 Billion?
     
  2. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

    Joined: Oct 6, 2004 Messages: 19,229 Likes Received: 30
    Eight months ago, Bob's testicles were removed.
     
  3. 26SidedCube

    26SidedCube Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 18, 2003 Messages: 6,590 Likes Received: 9
    Really now? Well, I smoke more than anyone
    you know. Deal with that.
     
  4. TURBOCAPSLOK

    TURBOCAPSLOK Elite Member

    Joined: Dec 4, 2003 Messages: 2,550 Likes Received: 1
    • COMPLETELY AUTOMATE EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE INCLUDING MAKING AN AUTOMATIC WANKING MACHINE THAT I COULD JUST SLIP MY COCK INTO AND LET IT DO ITS STUFF
    • A NEW MOBILE TELEPHONE
    • INVEST SOME INTO SOMETHING THATS BOUND NOT TO FAIL
    • BUY A SLICE OF ANTARTICA
    • GET SOME MACCA'S
    • GET A LOT OF PAINT SO I NEVER EVER EVER RAN OUT OF PAINT
    • BUY A CINEMA
    • BUY SOME DVD'S TO PLAY AT THE CINEMA
    • TRAVEL SOMEWHERE IN A HIGH POWERED TURBO JET
    • PAY SCIENTISTS TO BREED A SPECIES OF SUPERDOG THAT CAN BE TRAINED TO WASH YOU, COOK FOR YOU, AND TAKE OUT THE TRASH FOR YOU
    • BUY A PIZZA OVEN
    • GET SOME BEER
    • BUY LOTS OF VINYL INCLUDING SLAYER THE SMITHS WASP HANK WILLIAMS JOY DIVISION THE CURE NEW ORDER MEXICAN RADIO HELLOWEEN AND LOTS MORE
    • BUY AN ICE CREAM FACTORY
    • BUY A CHOCOLATE TOPPING FACTORY SO THAT I HAVE TOPPING TO PLACE ON AFOREMENTIONED ICE CREAM
    • RETIRE BOTH OF MY PARENTS INTO A LOVELY CONDO OR MANSION WHEREVER THEY WANTED AND GIVE THEM AS MUCH MONEY AS THEY WANTED TO DO WHATEVER THEY WANTED WITH
    • TRAVEL TO THE MOON
    • PAY SOMEONE TO THINK OF WHAT TO DO WITH MY MONEY
    • BUY A GYM TO GET FIT IN
    • GIVE MY DOG A MILLION DOLLARS
    • GET SOME TURBO HOT WOMEN TO CHILL WITH ME ALL DAY. EVEN THO I CAN ALREADY.....(AHEEMM)
    • THAT IS ALL FOR NOW
    • AMENDMENTS MAY BE MADE TO THIS LIST AT A LATER TIME
    • YOURS IN ADVANCE
    • TURBO
    • CAPS
    • LO
    • CK
    • .
     
  5. Crimsøn

    Crimsøn Senior Member

    Joined: Dec 18, 2003 Messages: 2,120 Likes Received: 1
    Woah, I just got done watching this not 5 minutes ago...

    I would by an island,
    do whatever the fuck I want on my island,
    invite people to my island,
    have fun on my island.
    and watch this
    all day.
     
  6. When

    When 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: May 4, 2000 Messages: 10,294 Likes Received: 3
    heh, subtle.
     
  7. TURBOCAPSLOK

    TURBOCAPSLOK Elite Member

    Joined: Dec 4, 2003 Messages: 2,550 Likes Received: 1
    TURBOCAPSLOK INTERRUPTS THIS DISCUSSION TO REMIND VIEWERS THAT THIS THREAD IS ABOUT WHAT YOU WOULD DO WITH FIFTY MILLION DOLLARS *END TRANSMISSION*
     
  8. When

    When 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: May 4, 2000 Messages: 10,294 Likes Received: 3
    i would build a fully functional
    1:1 scale replica of Wonkas chocolate factory
    i would live there and give tours...
    deadly tours
     
  9. Crimsøn

    Crimsøn Senior Member

    Joined: Dec 18, 2003 Messages: 2,120 Likes Received: 1
    Hhaahah...
    I Have to get a ride on that crazy ass boat.
     
  10. Kes_One_HTFD

    Kes_One_HTFD Member

    Joined: Oct 18, 2002 Messages: 659 Likes Received: 0
    and chill with the grungalungas, chumbawumbas, umpaloompas, whatever the fuck those scary little bastards are called....
     
  11. When

    When 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: May 4, 2000 Messages: 10,294 Likes Received: 3
    maybe i could also buy an island to populate with vermicious knids

    yes.
     
  12. -buy that goddamn aircraft carrier that's for sale
    -paint "HESH NIGGER WHAT" on its side
    -die happy
     
  13. Im Broke

    Im Broke Senior Member

    Joined: Jun 11, 2003 Messages: 1,579 Likes Received: 0
    i would get a team of engineers to make an invisable trench coat for me... like in harry potter... and i would run crazy stabbin people in my home town! and if i got arrested i would pay the judge off to get me off... ya feel that?

    or...

    i would do the willy wonka thing... that idea is bad ass
     
  14. AREANKAY

    AREANKAY Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 9, 2001 Messages: 1,183 Likes Received: 39
    i would buy as many sushi resturants in the world, and a plane and crew to fly me all over so all i have to do the rest of my life is eat sushi, and i would still be making millions from all teh resturants to be living gangster :king:
     
  15. SteveAustin

    SteveAustin Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 12, 2002 Messages: 7,042 Likes Received: 2
    I'm thinking an island, a shitload of cars and motorcycles and yeah...that aircraft carrier. If you have your own island...you need your own navy.
     
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