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sweet sweet revenge

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by --zeSto--, Aug 12, 2003.

  1. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2000 Messages: 6,979 Likes Received: 2
    So here's a little story that must be told...
    SWEET REVENGE

    do not mess with a contractor's girl!

    So this buddy of mine is a real hard working man.
    He's doing a full renovation on this house he bought with his
    business partner. They do all types of construction from woodwork
    to masonary stuff to plumbing and electric. You know the kind of guy.
    They dont really put up with much shit. And you do not want to be on
    the receiving end of their wrath.

    He's just picked up his incredibly hot girlfriend at the bar she works at.
    They're walking home and my guy hears a party going on. He was in
    a Frat before (dont hold it against him) so he know the sound of drunken
    party people acting all rowdy. They're walking along a pretty busy street
    and the party is up on the first floor patio overlooking the street.
    They keep walking but just as they get under it, a bucket of water
    gets dumped on his girl. I swear he got mad like the hulk.


    so what does he do?

    He goes back to his house which is still under construction and grabs
    a bunch of those half sized ziplock bags. He fills a few of them up with
    a really dark wood stain, a few with half set epoxy, a few with ramdon
    glue and putty.... and the last on with Chef-boyardee.
    He grabs a hoodie and wraps all the shit up in a towel.

    So he walks back down the street from the other side and the
    kids are still partying. These kids are your typical skater punkass thugs.
    He walks into the middle of the street with his hood up and a pair of
    work pants on so they probably think he's a crazy homeless guy.
    He lays out the bags and lets it rip.

    Splat! Gush! Fwaaap! you get the point.

    First he hucks the epoxy and it hits the rail and covers everything.
    Then a double shout of that super dark wood stain douses the kids.
    They turn to open the door and run inside but he hits the ChefBoyardee
    right above the door. Splat motherfuckers! The kids now have
    epoxy, brown looking shit and little bits of pasta and mini hotdogs
    stuck to everything they're wearing. Time for some bags of drywall paste.
    In all he tossed about 8 bags of really nasty shit.

    He fucking bolts back around the corner into the work truck that his
    girl has been sitting in ready for the get-a-way. They get home and
    have crazy adrenalin-fuled bouncy-bouncy untill the sun comes up.

    moral:
    Do not mess with a working man's girl

    thank you, and goodnight.
     
  2. GLIK$

    GLIK$ Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 23, 2002 Messages: 22,277 Likes Received: 117
    Revenge stories always bring the funk. Plain and simple.
     
  3. JohnnyHorton

    JohnnyHorton Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 2, 2002 Messages: 2,201 Likes Received: 0
    big congrats on a job well done to your friend there :lol:
    i wouldn't want to be getting a face full of epoxy
     
  4. SteveAustin

    SteveAustin Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 12, 2002 Messages: 7,042 Likes Received: 2
    awesome...a man after my own evil black heart.
     
  5. crave

    crave Veteran Member

    Joined: Jan 20, 2002 Messages: 6,728 Likes Received: 10
    haha, good story, it made me laugh.
     
  6. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Aug 25, 2002 Messages: 14,783 Likes Received: 14
    does wood stain stain other things besides wood ?
     
  7. GLIK$

    GLIK$ Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 23, 2002 Messages: 22,277 Likes Received: 117
    Skin, clothing, anything porous.
     
  8. casekonly

    casekonly Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 6, 2002 Messages: 8,264 Likes Received: 5
    so, kilo tells me not to piss in kids shoes, etc, but then he starts this thread...ok...made me laugh.

    i knew this kid who had this girlfriend who's father would beat her, so one day kid rolls up to the house ofter his girl had been beaten and rings the doorbell, "who is it?" "domino's pizza" opening door to a sucker punch "i didn't order pi......." the a well place doc martin to the face.....you get the picture..
     
  9. Grandola

    Grandola Senior Member

    Joined: Jul 16, 2002 Messages: 1,773 Likes Received: 0
    revenge is dope. good story there kilo.
     
  10. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2000 Messages: 6,979 Likes Received: 2
    pissing in a kids shoes is a little different.
    getting sweet sweet revenge against fools
    who mess wth your girl is perfectly cool in my book.

    and wood stain is WAAAAYYYYY worse than paint.
    It goes so deep into things that it will never come out.
    I think turpentine might take it off your skin, but
    nothing will get it out of clothes. Like gliko said 'anything porous'.

    and having this...
    http://www.conagrafoods.com/images/brands/product_jpgs/chef_boyardee.jpg'>
    stuck on your backpack shoes and wall cant be fun.
     
  11. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Aug 25, 2002 Messages: 14,783 Likes Received: 14
    unexpected question: do you happen to know anything that will stain nonporous surfaces ?
     
  12. casekonly

    casekonly Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 6, 2002 Messages: 8,264 Likes Received: 5
    i was being funny, kilo
     
  13. Poop Man Bob

    Poop Man Bob Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Nov 16, 2000 Messages: 10,259 Likes Received: 18
    Haha .. good story. Don't fuck with the woman .. duh.
     
  14. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

    Joined: Oct 6, 2004 Messages: 19,229 Likes Received: 30
  15. GLIK$

    GLIK$ Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 23, 2002 Messages: 22,277 Likes Received: 117
    Fecal Matter.

     
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