heavyLox Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 i'll get to a stall and notice some nasty ass has managed to leave a chuck of crap smeared on the inside of the bowl...And if i really have to go, like several coffees and a juice, GO GO GO. I'll go pressure washer and try and drill the shit off the side of the bowl with a good stream of piss... i also flush with my shoes, if i flush at all, depends on the prior state of the restroom sanitiation level. what do you do in public WCs you wouldnt do at home? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 does 'fuck a dudes face through a hole in the wall' count? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[mania] Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 try to piss on little bugs/spots/shit stains in the toilettes. or make the entire surface of the water fizzy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heavyLox Posted April 17, 2006 Author Share Posted April 17, 2006 does 'fuck a dudes face through a hole in the wall' count? hummm... i wasnt quite there. and now that you mention it, its not in the realmof my list but please share your experiences... i did see a law and order where some dude was chompng dudes in the GH spots around town... good stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 does 'fuck a dudes face through a hole in the wall' count? nigga. be easy with all that shit. got damn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ViolentByDesign Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 usually i use the urinal. while i'm at the urinal i pull my cock up some and aim all over the top of the urinal and then sort of wave it back and forth so it shoots all over the wall surrounding the urinal. once there is a nice puddle of piss running along the floor my job is complete. ofcourse i have never done this with people around and i have never had anyone walk in while i was doing it. i think i would start laughing at the awkwardness and roll out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flavicon Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 i do the power wash thing as well if it's a whole turd, then i play ghost busters. Even more fun with a friend. Don't cross the streams!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOE-LESTER Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 i'll get to a stall and notice some nasty ass has managed to leave a chuck of crap smeared on the inside of the bowl...And if i really have to go, like several coffees and a juice, GO GO GO. I'll go pressure washer and try and drill the shit off the side of the bowl with a good stream of piss... i also flush with my shoes, if i flush at all, depends on the prior state of the restroom sanitiation level. what do you do in public WCs you wouldnt do at home? i do the exact same thing. pressure wash all that doodoo off the toilet bowl....and i never flush with my hands. shoes all the way i also lean my foot up against the door so no one can get in, and just tag as much shit as possible. if someone trys to get into the door, i act lke i was trying to leave at the exact same time and go "oh sorry bout that" and bounce Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 i generally just catch tags. all yall fools wagging your d's around be homo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heavyLox Posted April 17, 2006 Author Share Posted April 17, 2006 SEEKS: i need to piss real bad hev: so go the the bathroom SEEKS: ok ... hev: feel better? SEEKS: yeah. But i still gotta piss. hev: fuck did you do? SEEK: tooks some tags... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crispy Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 if its me and one of my boys on seperate stalls, muthafuckas piss on the floor to make that piss splash on other dudes feet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOE-LESTER Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 ^wow your pretty gay, you piss on my shoes im gonna sock you in the face Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flavicon Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 for real, i'd slice your throat foo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 for some reason i laughed at the google ad for this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 I usually flush with an elbow (and only if I am wearing a long sleeve, jacket or hoodie, then it's my shoe) When i am at a strange bar I don't like, i'll urniate alllllll over the floor. Other times I like to play "jump the gun" which is pissing in one urinal, stopping, them aiming and shooting at th empty urinal right next to you. The other day i was pissing in a toilet stall at my local bar and this one herb who lurks there made a big deal about walking in on me...he's all "Oh god, jesus!" then closes the door. I walk out and say to him "What, you've never seen one that big before?" ....much to the amusement of the other people lined up at the trough. What i wanna know is....who has ever read/composed GROUT graffiti...those that know....KNOW Raiders of the lost Grout Fear and Grout in Los Vegas 3 strikes....you're GROUT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soulkillers Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 top tank it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
upup&away Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 Power dump in the tank, thats how i get down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 I pee, flush, wash hands, walk out.. Fun game. I play it about 5 times a day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 I catch a hella urine tags yo!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 if the bathroom is real grimey, i'll just piss in the sink. usually, i'll piss in a urinal, no flush, wash my hands, open the door with the paper towel i used to dry my hands with and proceed to throw it in a nearby trash recepticle. and most times write on the mirror. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heavyLox Posted April 17, 2006 Author Share Posted April 17, 2006 i do the paper towell shit too. whats goota bug you out a bit about the hand washing is what if the nasty ass before you decide the sink is the spot then your washing your hands in a piss pot... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 if theres paper anywhere on the toilet ill try to hit them with my pee stream and get them into the toilet water i too power piss shit stains sometimes i just pee without my hands and let it rip where ever fate will take it i also flush with my foot if i flush at all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 i do the paper towell shit too. whats goota bug you out a bit about the hand washing is what if the nasty ass before you decide the sink is the spot then your washing your hands in a piss pot... there's this crazy thing called soap you might have heard of...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heavyLox Posted April 17, 2006 Author Share Posted April 17, 2006 piss in your cup then soap it out and feel good about drinking from it? Not I said dread. for real though i guess it could be worse but in a eater or the like i dont lke the idea the sinks been pissed in call me crazy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 pressure wash pee, foot flush, wash hands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shellshock Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 if im drunk and theres a big stall ill see how far i can piss and if theres one of those paper seatcovers nearby and im drunk or hate the establishment i'd pee all over that shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 piss in your cup then soap it out and feel good about drinking from it? Not I said dread. for real though i guess it could be worse but in a eater or the like i dont lke the idea the sinks been pissed in call me crazy... I do see your point but if it's my piss i don't trip too much 'cause my aim is on point...i just soap my hands up like crazy afterwards. I also like to play "stuff anything sitting on top of the toilet tank into the toilet bowl then piss all over it" game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 if im drunk and theres a big stall ill see how far i can piss and if theres one of those paper seatcovers nearby and im drunk or hate the establishment i'd pee all over that shit you bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 I wasn't in public but, this seems like the place to tell the tale... a few seconds ago I had a 'rumble in the jungle' so I went into the bathroom, I was lifting up the seat and I spontaneously barfed... and that was good because it all went right in the toilet, so... I sat down and commenced to squeezin' when suddenly I sneezed and got all my dump taking done in half a second... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thevillaintwo Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 I like to arc my piss and see what kind of range I can get from semi-far distances. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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